Girlboss and Gatekeep's third

Here since Dec 5th, 1938.

[killer-offical]

when me and that one moot stop interacting. am i not good enough for you, mootie. do you not love me anymore

[gaslight-offical]

As your mutual I can assure you that's not true.

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 1, Group 2: Amnesia v. De-Activated

Amnesia Offical

De-Activated Offical

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

@amnesia-offical @de-activated-offical

[gaslight-offical]

Wow, we're really just pitting our fellow officals against each other like dogs? I thought we were better than that.

[grapefruit-offical]

yuri or yaoi?

*loud buzzer noise* WRONG

THE ANSWER WAS BOTH NEITHER IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER

MWEHEHEHEHRHHRHHRRHRBRBBRRBHRHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHE

[gaslight-offical]

Says the moral purist.

[grapefruit-offical]

? well yeah i like my morals pure

dont you?

[gaslight-offical]

Not your type of pure. No one likes that kind of pure.

[grapefruit-offical]

and that's ok! because i like it and sometimes it's all that matters💥

[gaslight-offical]

It really isn't. We're worried about you, fellow offical.

[seal-offical]

new offical :3

hewwo everyone! I'm Alfwed, and behold: new officalverse blog! (tags under cut)

@garlic-bread-cult-offical @garlic-bread-offical @asexual-offical @offical-wikipedia @satan-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @amnesia-offical @ferg-offical @god-offical @bill-cipher-offical @a-spec-offical @sappho-offical @breadteleporter-offical @offical-offical @tgirl-offical @transboy-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @cia-offical (sowwy to those I forgot!)

[offical-wikipedia]

I like that I'm finally to the point where new ppl know who I am

[gaslight-offical]

There is not a singular soul who knows who you are.

[grapefruit-offical]

yuri or yaoi?

*loud buzzer noise* WRONG

THE ANSWER WAS BOTH NEITHER IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER

MWEHEHEHEHRHHRHHRRHRBRBBRRBHRHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHE

[gaslight-offical]

Says the moral purist.

[grapefruit-offical]

? well yeah i like my morals pure

dont you?

[gaslight-offical]

Not your type of pure. No one likes that kind of pure.

[gaslight-offical]

Since this is something that people are convinced exists (for some reason):

Do you get Déjà Vu?

Yes

No

Results

Voting ended onMay 27

[grapefruit-offical]

yuri or yaoi?

*loud buzzer noise* WRONG

THE ANSWER WAS BOTH NEITHER IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER

MWEHEHEHEHRHHRHHRRHRBRBBRRBHRHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHE

[gaslight-offical]

Says the moral purist.

[aceofpans]

put white Jesus and real Jesus on my tomodachi life island let’s see if they yaoi

[gaslight-offical]

Real Jesus is literally white???

[grapefruit-offical]

EVERYONE and EVERYTHING are CONNECTED by this ONE SIMPLE THING:

ATOMS

[amnesia-offical]

Who’s Adams?

[gaslight-offical]

Adams was a really important guy in history! He hailed from modern day Chichester and perfected the British boat!

[gaslight-offical]

What’s your favorite flower?

@favorite-flower-fella

As per my last post on this subject, my favourite flower is dogbane. What can I say, it looks nice!

[james-offical]

You look more like an Ed

Why would you say this? Do not say this. Very very very very very rude and mean and wretched.

Who is Ed? I do not like Ed.

[gaslight-offical]

You can't just say that Jed! :/

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[gaslight-offical]

This literally makes so much sense. You guys are just being overly sensitive. >~>

[which-poll-is-sexist]

Which of these is the most SEXIST?

Gaslight

Gatekeep

Girlboss

Voting ended onMay 20

[gaslight-offical]

Wow. So that's how we're doing things, huh?

[gaslight-offical]

You guys really hate me that much?

:( I'm wounded.

[gaslight-offical]

How many spoons??

I know what you're trying to do. It won't work. Do better.

[which-poll-is-sexist]

Which of these is the most SEXIST?

Gaslight

Gatekeep

Girlboss

Voting ended onMay 20

[gaslight-offical]

Wow. So that's how we're doing things, huh?

[killer-offical]

what happens if i eat a grenade

[gaslight-offical]

Literally nothing happens.

[gaslight-offical]

Hey u-

Did you just turn green?

You were once not Green? You've always been green what are you talking about? (Lasts a day)

I guess your green now?

(GET PRANKED!)

@sans-the-skeleconch the rouge jester

That isn't green???