Artoo, you're playing the wrong message

Star Wars quotes applied to the wrong moment. Often humorously. Sometimes for angst. While I have ideas and momentum, I'll post regularly (ish). I'm most familiar with OT and PT (and it's where the most recognizable quotes come from). But I'm gaining familiarity with The Clone Wars movie and series, as well as Rebels and may feature those, as well. May contain traces of EU, particularly novels, but also the occassional comic. May contain other SW art dabbles. Submissions and ideas always welcome. I get most if not all of my movie/tv screencaps from www.starwarsscreencaps.com

[misquotedstarwars]

Darth Vader had cracked.

Darth Vader #6

[misquotedstarwars]

This is basically how that scene went, right?

[Image: Darth Vader force choking Orson Krennic in Rogue One. Overlayed text reads, “Krennic, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen.]

[misquotedstarwars]

[Image: Luke Skywalker on the second Death Star after he has surrendered himself. He is staring down the Emperor, Return of the Jedi. | Quote: “I will not cooperate” - Sabé, (disguised as Queen Amidala), The Phantom Menace.]

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

TODAY WE ARE CANCELING JAKKU

[misquotedstarwars]

Your master, does he treat you well?

[Image Description: Image is a close up of the profile of adult Ahsoka Tano’s face. Her head is tilted down, her eyes are closed and she is crying. White text reads, “Are you happy, child?”]

[misquotedstarwars]

Actual AOTC quote.

[darthflamingo]

this creepy imperial lullaby version of the imperial march is my aesthetic

[misquotedstarwars]

I love this space trash family.

[misquotedstarwars]

“Quite simple, in the end.” - Matthew Stover, Revenge of the Sith.

[talldorei-deactivated20231106]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE A STAR WARS BLOG

PLEASE I WILL FOLLOW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

[marchingjaybird]

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

[misquotedstarwars]

Image: Darth Vader scolding speaking to Luke Skywalker on the Endor moon after Skywalker has accepted that Vader was once Anakin, Return of the Jedi. | Quote: “Then why don’t you listen to me?” - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Attack of the Clones.

[misquotedstarwars]

Image: Obi-Wan Kenobi pursuing Jango Fett through the asteroid rings around Geonosis, Attack of the Clones. | Quote: “Asteroids do not concern me.” - Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back.

[todeletesoon-todeletesoon-deact]

looking for some star wars blogs to follow

reblog if you post ot, clone wars, rebels, or force awakens, and i’ll check your blog out!

[misquotedstarwars]

“I suppose I should be grateful your lightsaber needed to go there, rather than desired to.” - James Luceno, Labyrinth of Evil.

[misquotedstarwars]

Search your feelings, Father...

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Images: Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker speaking to each other after Luke surrenders on Endor, Return of The Jedi. | Quotes: “There is no hope.” - The Father, “Yes, there is. There’s always hope!” - Anakin Skywalker, The Clone Wars (Altar of Mortis, S3E16).

[misquotedstarwars]

I know that the Legends EU is officially not a canon source and I am handling it with a lot of grace.

However.

I absolutely refuse to accept that Leia dropping a water balloon on Tarkin, on two separate occasions, is not canon (FIGHT ME.)