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[INCOMING TRANSMISSION to @just-anotherandroid , @cortexcastleupdates (and yer s-S-s-sweetheart @miss-abby , if ya want), and ANY AND EVERY CRASH, COCO, and TAWNA]

Do… do any a’ you kiddos wanna, ah… ssssSsSSsScelebrate Hanukkah? With yer— with yer ol’ U-Uncle Brio…? We’ll, ah, we’ll kindle the lights— I-I got enough sets fer all a’ ya’s— we’ll say a couple b-b-brachot, I-I’ll make latkes… maybe… maybe play some accordion… and, ah… i-it’s eight whole days long, so ya don’t — ya don’t have to come every night. Y-you don’t hafta come at all. If, y’know, if ya don’t wanna. I-I don’t wanna, ah, g-g-guilt trip ya’s or nothin’. Yer just— a-all you kiddos are just the— the closest thing I still got to f… f-fF-f-fa

[CONNECTION TERMINATED]

miss-abby

Aw Jeepers…

I’ll show up, Doc!

nitros-oxide

I’m doing that emu farmer a favor by eating his wumpa fruit before the worms do.

miss-abby

*Disappointed Abby Noises*

nitros-oxide

I’m sorry, have we met before? I don’t recall that we have. In which case, I think you don’t get much reason to judge me.

miss-abby

I work here.

Please stop eating the fruits.

nitros-oxide

………………

*The insectoid slowly backed away, his weird bug legs taking very careful steps back as his eyes never looked behind him, as he slowly slinked into the bushes.*

miss-abby

What are you-

HEY!!!

nginrockeets

Oh no! It appears n gins berry basket has torn and all of his berries are becoming ant fodder! Is there anyone around to help poor n gin?

[he looks off in the distance and sees a figure and calls to them with what is possibly too much desperation]

@miss-abby

miss-abby

Hm?

Oh Jeepers!!

Here, I’ll help you!

Geez, I’m sorry. I knew I shoulda handed you one of the newer baskets.

nitros-oxide

I’m doing that emu farmer a favor by eating his wumpa fruit before the worms do.

miss-abby

*Disappointed Abby Noises*

nitros-oxide

I’m sorry, have we met before? I don’t recall that we have. In which case, I think you don’t get much reason to judge me.

miss-abby

I work here.

Please stop eating the fruits.

nitros-oxide

I’m doing that emu farmer a favor by eating his wumpa fruit before the worms do.

miss-abby

*Disappointed Abby Noises*

obj-brio

A– a-all of a sudden, I– I-I feel so… good?… somehow. S– sssSsSSsatisfied… about… something. Can’t– can’t put my fingah on it.

[CONTENTED SIGH]

miss-abby

You mean you weren’t the one that chucked Cortex into oblivion?? Jeepers, I could’ve sworn it was you.

Honest reviews of Cortex Castle??

Uh …

Well, the pay was okay, working conditions were a little shoddy …

Didn’t have a window in my workspace but they did give me living quarters while I worked there.

I’ll give it a 1/10, it uh … is certainly a location.

Bunny got out again, going to go look for him,

Trying to figure out my costume for this year.

Bunny is gonna be the little ghost puppy from that one movie, but I don’t know if I should have a theme this year or anything.

Decided to start working at the orchard full time! It’s a lot of fun! Well, I mean, it’s still hard work, but it’s enjoyable, it’s outdoors, I get to lift heavy things …