My Bitch Fits

[memelovingbot]

we are all filth

[estrogenpatchnotes]

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

[thesixthstar]

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff

[weloveshortvideos]

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This kid has a staring contest with #ESPN’s camera

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

this is more entertaining than any baseball game ever

[lorelaiscoffee]

[sisterreisaid]

I want you all to promise not to pokemon and drive

[mysharona1987]

[autohaste]

why do men spit so much? can’t stand the taste of their own lies? 

[girlfromthe-subway]

Lms if you get twice as upset w yourself during a breakdown because u know ur breakdown has no logic and ur sick of urself for being this way

[jodiefoster]

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

[miss-anthropy666]

us: the police shouldn't be murdering people.

them: oh so you hate the police?

[sikanapanele-deactivated2018121]

[kiszkamoon]

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

[lucasnoahs]

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

[teacrumps-blog]

Shoulder blades.

[trumphobic]

i can’t believe people genuinely believe that bb-8 has a gender and actually argue about it lmao

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

bb-8 has a gender and it’s kindness

[deputychairman]

maybe the real gender was the friends we made along the way

[warshipmywreck1]

[poisonnightmares]

[quotebook-in]

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.

Marilyn Manson (via quotebook-in)

[poisonnightmares]