‘Zodiac’ Characters & Their Hogwarts Houses
Rhoma Grace is a Hufflepuff. Do not fight me on this. Romina Russell herself could pop out of my screen and smack me with every book in the series and tell me I’m wrong and I would not relent.
She’s so???? loyal?????? Almost to a fault????? Reminds me of Cedric sometimes
Nishi and Hysan are obviously Ravenclaws. Nish has that Luna Lovegood vibe about her; if she was at Hogwarts, I feel like other Ravenclaws would skirt around her because her brain, while incredibly brilliant, is simply not wired the same as anyone else’s.
They wouldn’t avoid Nish like they avoided Luna, though… they avoided Luna because they thought she was weird. I think Nish has too much star power for a normal witch/wizard to handle.
Hysan would be extremely popular in Ravenclaw. The golden boy. Think Cedric levels of popularity. Of course it’s all for good reason— he’s brilliant, he’s handsome, he’s funny, and he’ll let you borrow his broom for illegal rescue missions at the Ministry in case you don’t want to ride by thestral.
Matthias is a Slytherin. MATTHIAS IS A SLYTHERIN.
S L Y T H E R I N.
D’you remember Rho in Book 1 lowkey roasting him when she’s like, “I know you don’t approve of me being the new Holy Leader… I know you think it should’ve been you”, or something along those lines…
And Matthias doesn’t deny it
Because he can’t
Because she’s right
Don’t get me wrong, Matthias is amazing and brave as hell and loyal to Rho
But Slytherins can be brave just as Gryffindors can be loyal like Neville or brilliant like Hermione
Mathias is ambitious af
He’s older than Rho but still EXTREMELY YOUNG for his position
Not to mention that he’s like constantly trying to tell Hysan how to be a proper leader like he has an actual clue… what a Slytherin thing to do
Deke is a Hufflepuff like Rho. This goes without saying
PANDORA IS A GRYFFINDOR ICON. BITCH POPS OUTTA BEING TORTURED & MATTHIAS IS A HOT MESS AND PANDORA IS LIKE HEY RHO U AIGHT BUDDY THAT SHIT IS STRAIGHT UP HARRY POTTER LEVELS OF BADASS
LIKE SHE HASN’T MET THIS GIRL BEFORE PANDORA WYD
IDK SHE JUST GIVES ME SUCH GREAT GRYFFINDOR VIBES DON’T @ ME
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