You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone

Hi, my name is Callie. I dislike everything. personal posts about me people i adore endlessly ask me

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me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

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do you have sex with the girls you date?

No we sit around braiding each other’s hair and talking about boys.

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So I was scratching my girlfriend’s back and I decided to write ‘will you marry me’ on her back and as I was writing it she interrupted me and said yes I’ll marry you and my heart died… so guys, that’s how I proposed to my girlfriend

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😭😭😭😭

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So i was hanging out with this girl I liked one time. And as we were laying in her bed just about to kiss for the very first time she just gets up and runs to her closet. So I’m just sitting there waiting and she grabs a stethoscope. And she comes back to the bed and places the stethoscope on her heart and gives me the ear pieces. And she goes I want you to hear how fast my heart beats when you kiss me. And it was seriously the most beautiful thing. Moral of the story…everybody buy a stethoscope.

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Me: Let me go slip into something more... comfortable.

Me: [ comes back wearing a blanket as a cape ]

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