Miss Barrow

Leonie Barrow, Criminologist. Mid to late twenties. Female. British.

[yesterdaysprint]

Marshfield News-Herald, Wisconsin, April 12, 1930

[narcissistcookbook]

this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

[missbarrow]

Uk folks, please sign the counter petition!

[megneato]

Johannes Cabal

[killyourselvesihateyou-deactiva]

I don’t like blonde men until I’m drunk 😑

[tributary]

GET OFF THE TRUSS BUS

[sweetoothgirl]

berry spooky mummy hand pies

[missbarrow]

//day 5of the Rona, and my symptoms have been so so mild, but I finally lost my sense of taste 😭 that along with a massive cold sore and gross period pains means today is gonna be very lame :/

[missbarrow]

"The skeleton took an interest in your cosmetics." Cabal explained, watching as the Skeleton known as Stuart explored the contents of Miss Barrow's handbag.

"I am simply observing out of scientific interest."

Leonie stopped in the doorway and regarded the situation before her. As a child, the thought of a skeleton haunting her bedroom might have troubled her, now she merely regarded it with a roll of her eyes.

“I’m not sure ‘pretty in peony’ suits him, perhaps next time you’re at the chemist you could pick up a tube of ‘berry blossom’ for him to try. “ she stepped forward to pluck the lipstick stub from Stuart’s boney fingers while there was still something left to save.

“I hope you’re going to offer to replace this, Cabal. I don’t have many cosmetics but I am fond of the few that I have…”

[a-man-for-hire-and-his-archives]

Still have morning blue on Monday? Luke Arnold shared new video, reading The Jasmine Throne by Tasha Suri for First Page Pajama Party!

[thecasualbookreviewer]

It was odd. As a girl, Sophie would have shriveled with embarrassment at the way she was behaving. As an old woman, she did not mind what she did or said. She found that a great relief.

Howls Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones

[homunculus-argument]

Pitbulls are so funny because someone really walked in like "hello, I would like the most dense fucking dog you can possibly manufacture. I'm talking 2x the amount of dog you can condense in the space of one dog. A neutron star of a dog. Compress that motherfucker. Make it stupid also."

[3000s]

they should make a second car horn where instead of honking it says "i love you my beautifil friend the light is green please go" and a third car horn that says "hi grandma" for when you see your grandma while youre driving

[dankmemeuniversity]

[podcastwizard]

one thing about me is that if a friend of mine came to me frantically explaining that they were trapped in a time loop i would believe it no questions asked i've been waiting to be the quirky supporting character in a time loop plot my whole life i will do whatever to break that curse up to and including falling in love

[thegorgonist]

Ghost train

Running down the dead rails on an abandoned trestle bridge, somewhere in the Pacific Northwest Gothic region of this deeply haunted country…

[yourresidentginger]

ever since being introduced to this book series I've been low key auditioning to be the Horst to @halloweenriot's Johannes (because one of us knows alchemy and things, and the other has a very expansive wardrobe, 3 guesses which)

presenting to you the extent of German improv I'm able to manage. you know what's harder than trying to get words out in a language you rarely speak? saying those words with fangs.

also gonna tag @infamouscabal because I believe you're having a bit of a time and this might cheer you up a little even though I'm not Henry Cavill

[natalieironside]

Ich fühle mich bedroht

[nezclaw]

i have questions about German and lawyers