Ramblings Of A Drunken Sailor

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I feel we forget that in Krakoa, Beast raped Logan.

It’s SUBTEXTUAL, but what Beast does to Logan (mind control him to be nothing but a killer, removing his personhood) is explored similarly to SA experiences. Beast keeps Logan literally in the dark, only pulling him out to either eat or kill for him. Logan is made to believe that HE’S the bad one, and when he fucks up a mission because of how Beast programmed him, Beast blames him. This whole story involves victim-blaming, gaslighting, and Logan even literally cuts himself out of self-hatred because he believes he’s the problem.

(Wolverine 2020 #25-29 by Benjamin Percy)

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The Greatest Showman is good, Hugh Jackman can sing, but come on. All of his songs were MADE for Jeremy Jordan. Listen to them and then some of Jeremy Jordan’s work and tell me Greatest Showman wasn’t written with him in mind!

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Lydia how do you do charades to get a name like ‘Johnathan’, you’re lucky he had a name like Beetlejuice.

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Roll with me and let’s pretend that Bill Cipher IS actually dead at the end of Gravity Falls. He isn’t, but let’s pretend.

That means Dipper and Mabel defeated an Interdimensional Multiversal Chaos God at age 12. How do they move on from that? It WILL forever be their greatest achievement and that’s depressing, peaking at 12. Ford and Stan’ll be fine, because they’re old men who had one last adventure. But Dipper and Mabel? If Bill Cipher DOESN’T RETURN, they’ll be cursed to a life of mediocrity that neither of them will truly be satisfied with.

So, it’s a good thing for Dipper and Mabel that Bill isn’t dead, because then they have something to fight when they’re adults.

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Look, listening to the Wicked Cast Recording after Frozen is AN EXPERIENCE, to say the least. I don’t personally care for most of the songs in Wicked, but there are a set few I like. Wonderful, Defying Gravity, No Good Deed, Witch Hunters, Dancing through Life, and others… but their use of Idina Menzel is criminal.

Look, I know it was like a decade prior, and she obviously can’t absolutely belt it every song, but COME ON. Frozen gives her quite a few songs(Let it Go and Into the Unknown are the only ones that come to mind but I know she got at least three in Frozen Two) and SHE IS SLAYING IN EVERY ONE. But Wicked! Defying Gravity and No Good Deed are the only songs that she actually uses her talent for those high, long notes we see in Frozen. Is it a coincidence those are my favourite songs? No!

IdinaMenzel is amazing in this album, of course, no one would doubt her, but PLEASE give her more belting opportunities. Obviously it might get hard if you have to do those several times in one live show, especially several times a week. But YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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People really think that Superman is more likely to turn evil than Supergirl. Injustice REALLY has SUPERMAN be the Totalitarian Dictator and KARA as the voice of reason.

Superman was raised on the beliefs of the Kent Family. He’s the embodiment of Truth and Justice and a Better Tomorrow. Kara spent most of her life on Krypton, which was shown to be a Militaristic-Technocracy or something like that. She was IN MILITARY SCHOOL. If she wasn’t the daughter of one of his opposition, Kara WOULD HAVE PROBABLY JOINED ZOD.

If ANYONE is going to insist criminals be killed and turn into a Dictator, it is KARA ZOR-EL.

STOP GIVING US EVIL SUPERMAN. GIVE US EVIL SUPERGIRL.

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Love how in one episode, Gravity Falls gives us FNaF and Doki Doki Literature Club. Both of which were not released at the time of the episode’s airing.

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AU where Vaggie just told Charlie who she was straight up and then when Adam does the big reveal in You Didn’t Know Charlie’s like “Yeah, I know.” Then Adam’s just embarrassed.

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Despite my attempt to hate-watch Mamma Mia!(2008 Movie) I too became infatuated with it. Will watch the sequel tonight, and watch the West End Production that preceded(?) it in a few weeks.

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This week’s hyperfixations!

DC/Marvel, as always, but mainly Teen Titans.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Helluva Biss/Hazbin Hotel

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Okay, so, Overlords are Sinners, not Hellborn. Hellborn are exempt from Exterminations. So, that raises the question of Carmella Carmine’s Daughters.

They’re clearly not exempt from the Extermination as they were targeted by Angels. So that means they’re Sinners, and had a mortal life.

This raises some questions.

Were they Carmella’s daughters in her life? So when Carmella died and went to Hell, and then years later presumably saw her daughters go to hell, she was sad because they sinned like her?

Or maybe she and her daughters both died around the same time? That’s why she’s so protective because she couldn’t protect them in life.

Or, they’re not even really related. Maybe they’re two children sinners who died and Carmella adopted them.

But the fact remains, they were not born in Hell.

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[thisonecassie]

'its called a queef' man i know this is the virginity website, but come on..... this is not describing a fucking queef.

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Wait THIS is the virginity website? What was I doing on Reddit and Discord??

[daily-spooky]

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*bites lip*

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Okay, so after the end of Hazbin Hotel Season One, Adam’s dead, whether that’s the end for him or he’ll be reborn as a Demon like how Sir Pentious was Redeemed, I won’t get into.

But, Lute, Adam’s Second in Command, takes over as leader of the Exterminators. She is… just a normal Angel. She poses no greater threat than any of the others, unless she goes through some boosts, she won’t be a danger. So she’s not gonna be the main villain or anything.

The show’s creator has said that Season Two’s villain is someone we’ve already met. Immediately, we can go to Alastor, or Lilith. But I don’t know, feels too easy. I’d say it’s one of the Vs, or all of them. Maybe another Overlord alltogether. Vox and Alastor’s rivalry needs to be explored further.

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Okay, I’m hyperfixating on Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel currently, so I’m going to try and summarise the universe and now it works for my own use.

But first: Power Scaling.

The Average Human>The Average Sinner>The Average Hellborn(Imps, like Blitzø.)>The Average Exterminator>Charlie>Overlords(Vox, Alastor, Carmella)>Sins>Adam, Eve and Lilith>Seraphims(Sera and Lucifer)>God.

Sinners are Mortals who were condemned to Hell, as opposed to Hellborn like Charlie, who was born in Hell and therefore pardoned by Lucifer from the Exterminations. It can be assumed that Heaven has a similar distinction.

The Overlords, as seen in Episode Three of Hazbin Hotel at the meeting place, appear to be the eldest or most powerful Sinners. We know they’re Sinners and not Hellborn, as Carmella and her children are targeted by the Exterminators.

The Sins, as we see in Helluva Boss, appear to be extremely powerful, and are likely Hellborn, as as far as we know all of them are alive and none of them are on the Overlord Council.

Okay, so Hell has Seven Rings, each for a different Deadly Sin, but the shows almost entirely take place on the outermost ring, Pride, as Sinners are confined there.

Now, in classical Religious Texts, Lucifer is the Demon that represents Pride, so it is unknown whether his title as ‘Ruler of Hell’ is true, or simply called that as he rules the Pride Ring where everyone lives. I assume he rules all of it but lives in the Pride Ring.

Speaking of the Sins, in Helluva Boss, we meet several of the other Sins. We meet Gluttony, or ‘Queen Bee’; Greed, or ‘Mammon’; and Lust, or ‘Asmodeus/Oz’. Also Belphegor is mentioned by Bee.

In Classical Texts, we know the sins are:

Envy, represented by ‘Leviathan’

Pride, represented by Lucifer

Greed, represented by Mammon

Wrath, represented by ‘Satannas’ or Satan

Lust, represented by Asmodeus

Sloth, represented by Belphegor

And Gluttony, represented by Behemoth. This implies that Queen Bee’s full name is Behemoth.

We have yet to meet Belphegor, Leviathan or Satan, though Belphegor has been mentioned.

Theories:

We know the vague location of Lillith, Lucifer, Sera and Adam. But Eve is a mystery. I assume that either Eve is just a citizen of Heaven, as she didn’t want to join Adam in Exterminating, though Adam never mentions her. OR Eve was sent to Hell, which, as she is not on the Overlord Council - which, she would be, being that old - implies she was exterminated, likely by Adam himself.

Alastor is working for Lilith, as is already heavily theorised.

But why? Something happened seven years ago, in which both Alastor and Lilith disappeared.

Zestrial believed that Alastor had ‘fallen to Holy Arms’, which likely means that he believed he had been exterminated.

Lilith is apparently in Heaven, having made a deal with SOMEONE, that is being cashed in at the end of Season One.

Somehow Husk knows that someone owns Alastor’s soul.

Let’s say Alastor was almost killed by an Angel in an Extermination seven years ago. But how? He held his own against Adam for a while, he could definitely avoid being killed by the Average Angel. And the fact that Adam had never seen him before implies it wasn’t him who defeated Alastor. So we can rule that out.

Unless… Alastor’s always been power hungry. What if he took advantage of an Extermination to use the portals the Angels used to get to Hell to escape to Heaven. Perhaps Lilith made this same trip, and they were caught. But why would Lilith make that trip? According to what Charlie tells us at the beginning of Episode One, she enjoyed her time in Hell. For that, I have no answers for now. I’ll rewatch the show later. In my head, maybe Lilith was planning to get Charlie into Heaven?

But Alastor escaping to Heaven and being caught makes sense. Perhaps he was held prisoner? But why not kill him? Maybe someone already there, let’s say Lilith, saved his life in exchange for servitude, keeping him there for Seven Years until she saw that an Angel was killed in an Extermination, or saw that Charlie was starting the Hotel, and sent Alastor to protect her.

Only other question: who the fuck is Stolas? They say he’s a Prince, and his status is respected by most of The Pride Ring, but he’s clearly not related to Lucifer or Charlie. My guess is that he’s somehow descended from Eve, as he’s clearly Hellborn, or maybe his family are more Nobles than actual rulers, as we never see any politics going on with Stolas. Also, he’s referred to as Prince, so is his Dad alive still? If he’s dead, then how? Can souls die of anything other than being killed? Was he exterminated? If so, how? He’s Hellborn. Unless.. well, Stolas’ family has the Grimoire, which allows them to go to the human world. Maybe all of Stolas’ ancestors were killed there? Or just assassinated by other demons?

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Okay, so… which of Batman’s Villains would be Batman. That’s what this is. I’m gonna run through ten I think might be likely, and give reasonings for and against.

The Joker:

Okay, I get it. Goes against who he is to do good. But I think he might, if Batman died by his hands, he’d find it hilarious to go around dressed as him either doing crime or even doing good for a time.

Bane:

I don’t think he’d do it unless no one else would. I feel like this is like Kraven. Bane, after killing Batman, a foe he respected greatly, would don the mask and do things by his book purely out of respect for a time.

Professor Hugo Strange:

Since his inception it’s long been hinted that Strange wanted to replace Batman.

The Penguin:

This is a long shot. But if Penguin found out that Bruce Wayne was Batman, I feel like he’d finance a new Batman under his employ, as part of his obsession with being better than Wayne.

Killer Croc:

If he’s in his redemption Era, then he could very well be Batman.

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This week I read a bunch.

Thanos Rising by Jason Aaron - 8/10, I liked the backstory.

Amazing Spider-Man Presents: Black Cat - 6/10 Loved the buildup to Gauntlet and connections to Grim Hunt.

Journey Into Mystery (2011) issues #1-6 - 6/10 Kid Loki is awesome.

Loki: Agent of Asgard(2014) issues #1-6 - 9/10 loved the humour