[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever

[lightbluefoods]

[sadbugbois]

teamwork makes the dream work

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[parakavka]

[cooldogpics]

[probuccalfat]

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

[gay--dog]

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks

[kiunlo]

[lightbluefoods]

[teathattast]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[angstbotfic]

yes and

and 

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[rebel13lion39]

[hinamie]

singularity

[my-dailydreams]

[vangoghcore]

by rajasuokasper