eleanor

lestat de lyingcunt

[baeba]

Hitting him with hammers

[missearhart]

Ate a whole bag of ceaser croutons at 3am on March 15th to really get into the spirit of the holiday

[regging]

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

[freakinflipflop]

Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back

[tesria]

This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you've practiced, so you can do it and you don't find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn't mean it isn't actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!

[3amfanfiction]

this applies to writing and art, too

[missearhart]

Me when my roommate is writing a thesis about prevalence of organisms in our local marine ecosystems and also doing exams every other week and I have. Skirt. Due at midnight

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Lestat de Lioncourt

Voting ended onMar 7

[historical-fashion-polls]

which outfit would you rather wear? (1897)

left 💜💚

right 🖤❤️

Voting ended onMar 17

[missearhart]

This is LITERALLY me and my beautiful girlfriend!!! In our year!!!

[missearhart]

Time is a flat circle.

[missearhart]

I’m gonna chew on him om nom nom he's so yummy and he's so tasty I'm going to tear out all his hair mmmm beautiful boy I want to bite

[skyrigel]

[missearhart]

Oh nooo haha I covered your boyfriend in rhinestones and now he's shiny and the crows are going to get him

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[missearhart]

Day one: clean

Day two: pretzel time

[missearhart]

I like my liquids somewhere between warm and hot

[phantom-threaded]

Emma. 2020, dir. Autumn de Wilde

[sharkswhodance]

“To all my anti-bush girlies-“

I will hold you personally accountable when society collapse

[redstonedust]

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

[artkiddies]

Canadians, did you know your tax dollars are funding an operation that is currently inducing mass hysteria to innocent people all over the world?

[missearhart]

I love you little emo man with antennae from ancient curse tablet calling for the torturous deaths of a chariot racer 🖤

[missearhart]

Reaserch for an assignment let me to this absolutely beautiful sentence about aging from 1897. May your face be crowned with the snows of winter.

From The Girls Own Paper, 1897