your mother smells of elderberry

INFP/ She/her/ I am a slut and will act as such

[mach622]

yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

[yugiohz]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

[yugiohz]

it was my bachelor degree 😑

[elephantwildlife]

“Get in the robot Garfield or Otis will have to do it again.

There’s lasagna in the Eva.”

The shirt is available HERE!

[wordwizards]

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.

[32trbl]

laflorflower

[downwithneocolonialism]

Please don’t pay for his music.

[tony-the-intelligent-goon]

This is actually a sensationalist headline. It’s actually to keep paparazzi out of his property and give him some privacy. I don’t really give two shits about him or his music, but it’s shitty everyone is jumpin his ass over misreported bullshit.

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

Literally from the article:

“After details of his planning application were reported in April, Sheeran took aim at a tabloid newspaper, saying: ‘Your story is b——s, I have done lots of work in the past for Crisis and Shelter and would never build railings outside my home for that reason. The reason was to keep the paps that you employ from being on my doorstep.’”

Just your daily reminder that many journalists lack basic journalistic integrity and value clicks above everything else.

[kim-jisoo]

Iconic™

[catchymemes]

Next you’re going to tell me Jason Momoa can’t breathe underwater!

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

[amateur]

source

[stainedglassstar-deactivated201]

gettin into the @studiokillers bandwagon again

[studiokillers]

OOTD: Grab everything in that wardrobe and run with it!

[buzzfeed]

nothing like a good ol’ fashioned creepy asterisk.

[bob-belcher]

[missesholyphantom]

Well these fights sure do take a lot out of me

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[sizvideos]

Macaulay Culkin Just Revealed What Kevin McCallister Is Actually Like Today - Full video