❀ Miss Exiled ❀

My writing blog is @daisywritesallforyou !! My DMs are closed ♥️

[daisywritesallforyou]

✿ Master Post ✿

This is @missexiled's writing blog! I'm transferring all old writings and linking the old ones at the bottom!

My blog includes swearing and 18+ content. I can't tell you what to read, but if you feel uncomfortable I will properly tag and add trigger warnings as needed. If you don't like what I write as a whole, block me. I will be fine. It's not illegal.

If I ever miss any trigger warnings, please let me know asap!!

The rating system is similar to the fruit system

❀ - Nothing to worry about! || ✿ - Light spice / Lime || ❁ - Actual scenes / Lemon ❋ - Important trigger warnings / Grapefruit

Hazbin Hotel Masterlist

Ninjago Masterlist

Call of Duty Masterlist

DC Masterlist

Marvel Masterlist

TADC Masterlist

Each section explained: Multifics - Multiple chapters for a long plot || One Shots - One piece that has a sorta plot || Fics & Drabbles - One piece with no plot & I yap for a bit, then give a small story || Headcanons - We know what this is

These are more miscellaneous masterlists that will be explained on the page itself!

EIA Masterlist

Prompts Masterlist

Blog Tags Post

Requests: Open!

I will not accept any requests containing - scat or piss play - any noncon - heavy oc x canon - incest or faux cest

I am willing to write for - specified reader x canon - canon x canon - most aus - all of your kinky little 'sex pollen' to 'breath play' to 'I want him to fuck me on a ceiling'

This post is subject to change. Dividers by @strangergraphics

[missexiled]

My writing blog!!

[oddballwriter]

Obsessed with the idea that we are the one who consistently has the brain cell among us, Grace, Rocky, and Simon, and so we are unofficially the captain. That or we’re the right about of affirmative and convincing that they just… listen to us???

Imagine someone outside of the group seeing us telling the boys what to do and they’re like “Why are these fully grown men letting you boss them around?” and we’re just like “I don’t know. I just seem to be the one with the right enough ideas so they listen to me.”.

Like they’re not fully Kens where their every waking thought is to get your approval. But when you speak your mind and opinions they just sort of… go with it? You obviously listen to their own opinions but they raise them to you instead of just announcing them.

Even Rocky does it and he’s the most stubborn “I do what I want” one of the bunch. He announces what he plans to do but will fully notify you before he does it.

[oddballwriter]

It would be even better if when Simon is first rescued and roaming the Mary he’s a bit combative and questioning of your authority, because he’s had authority figures not respect him or his authority so he’s a bit on edge about you.

You don’t necessarily boss him around or make him do anything but you face his stubbornness with that of your own while still letting him make his own choices.

“There’s nothing here to do. I’m forced to lay down and stare at things all day.”

“Well I’ve noticed you like tinkering around and good at handy work. If you’re so bored I can give you something to do or you can continue staring at things. Whichever is the lesser of two evils to you.”

And you respect whichever one he chooses. You also do this with his social moods.

“I’m not forcing you to interact with us if you don’t want to, but you can only go so long not talking to anybody. If you change your mind about not wanting any company, we’ll all be in the Don’t-Go-Crazy room.”

“I’m not going to change my mind.”

“Okay. That’s alright. Just letting you know.”

Very much giving him the option to either join the crew or remain a (sort of) ward of the Hail Mary till you can reach Erid and make him a home there. But he slowly warms up to you all. Especially when he sees that you are actually making sure his decisions or respected and heard. Like you politely but firmly telling Grace to leave him be when he’s trying to interact with Simon when he’s clearly not in a social mood.

Like just imagine he’s like “Okay. You’re alright. I’ll hear you out.” and then he just finds himself doing what you say most of the time because you’re very convincing.

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[potatoheartsyou]

the way i look at my phone while reading the filthiest smut in public

[missexiled]

the way i look at my phone while reading that point in a slow burn where their hands brush

[silkieluv]

Craziest letter YET

[missexiled]

I want a fuck buddy, but don't catch feelings bc I have a partner. I repeat, I want to cheat on my partner, but don't get attached. Again, I do have a partner I want to cheat on.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[shadowseductress]

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

[missexiled]

Don't worry, I was just saying how nice your boobs look

[mookookachoo]

This made me laugh really hard

[where-is-the-angst]

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

[a-mysterious-ghost]

Reblog to give your mutuals a little heart <3

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[missexiled]

But pookie... you don't have a gender 🥺

[acefuruya]

I genuinely appreciate how obsession doesn't try to frame bear as morally grey but just fully leans into how deplorable he is. a lesser movie would have tried to give him redeeming moments along the way but no, at every single crossroads bear makes the wrong choice. when the customer service rep asks him if he wants to cancel his wish, he says no, and asks to alter it. when nikki, the real one, begs him to kill her, he asks her "if it would be so bad to love him", and right at the end, backs out of killing himself and tries to throw the pills up. he is the villain, not another victim, not a confused, cowardly boy, the villain.

[oddballwriter]

You know that thing where it’s a guy sitting or something and his girl is standing right in front of him, and he presses his forehead against her stomach/abdomen?? Like he’s tired and being vulnerable and she just pets his hair? You guys know what I’m talking about because I can’t find a reference image.

Anyways Simon does that. He does that a lot actually.

[missexiled]

[talentlesshuman]

Vent art

[talentlesshuman]

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[thankyourluckystars13]

I'm really not apologetic with this hard stance, either. I'm very firm on this, too. My art has already been used, twice now by people who did not ask my permission, so they could "enhance it" with Gen AI. I really see nothing good coming from generative AI except poor excuses for laziness and glorified search engines that don't work.

[iguanodonwildman]

This is an important time to make the distinction between generative and analytical AI. Analytical AI is what AI is supposed to be for. It’s all the boring stuff like analyzing data for patterns. For example, you probably heard about that AI that was designed to tell apart bear claws from croissants for a bakery that is now being used to detect cancer cells with greater accuracy than human doctors. That’s an analytical AI, while everything mentioned in the post above is generative AI. (Which sucks!)

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[missexiled]

It sucks bc there's times to be concerned and then sometimes people just need to vent and want to make their feelings known. Talking about it reminds you that, no, I don't actually want that. I have no reason to. I want to live.

But people threatening to throw you in grippy sock jail DOES NOT HELP, if anything you're just less likely to come to them if things gets worse and you actually DO need help

[oddballwriter]

thinking about…

the fact that simon has had people making choices for him all his life, so when he meets you— someone with overwhelming compassion and empathy in your blood— and you show him that you care about how he feels and what he wants and are giving him the freedom to choose for himself what happens next… he just kinda melts. respectfully placing one hand on your waist and letting his forehead rest against your plush stomach, he just lets out a world weary sigh.

even if he doesn’t have an answer just yet, that’s okay. his shoulders shake a little as his eyes well up and he has to swallow a cry at the notion. that’s okay. your hands gently brush over and through his hair. simon is very tired, and he can just rest for now, as long as he needs.

THATS WHAT IM SAYGINGB RAAAAAAHHHH

He DOES have his own thought and feelings! He DOES have opinions and wants and needs and desires with what he wants to do! He DOES want to be free to do whatever he wants! And he DOES know that now that he’s with you!

But he’s tired. He’s so very very tired. And he hasn’t felt safe enough to let himself fully relax in a long time. He’s been carrying so much weight and guilt and regret and burden all this time but he’s never been able to put it down and rest. More always gets tacked on and he’s always forced to keep going till it feels like the heavy feeling has always been there. He doesn’t even recognize that he’s tired anymore. It’s not until you’ve told him that he can make a choice for himself and that shedding off all that weight is an option that he finally does.

And right now? Right now all he wants to do is sleep. Rest. He wants to just sleep and rest until his body and soul can get used to not having all that weight. It’s so liberating for him. To just lay down and rest without having to worry about getting shuffled around, or hassled, or herded into doing something he doesn’t want to for the first time in his life.

I want you to imagine being forced to want even though your body aches until you become numb to it and it’s all you can do, and then someone tells you you’re free to lay down and stay laying down for as long as you want. That’s what Simon feels like in his soul.

[t00thpasteface]

mama, i didn't mean to make you cry

[sleeplessdreamer14]

@missexiled @oddballwriter

[missexiled]

I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S A SACRIFICIAL LAMB

[6esiree]

Y’all are going to get one hell of a treat either tonight or tomorrow morning 😭 this is going to be long and detailed and deliciously pathetic

[missexiled]

OLD MAN VINCENT EDGING FOR THE WIN THANK YOU 6esiree