— friends with benefits — sentence starters
not safe for work. 18+
“ friends with benefits... isn't that like, for friends? “ “ it's not a requirement. “
“ you know, this is wonderful... and very nice. “ “ well, it's scientifically proven to be. “
“ i only have one requirement. “ “ what? “ “ you don't leave before i come. “ “ seriously? “ “ trust me, i can't believe i'm saying it either. “ “ god, i feel sorry for you. if i had known, i would have done something about it sooner. “
“ you're screwing my sister? “ “ your sister? no... who's your sister? “ “ you're a real dick, you know that right? “
“ holy shit... i'm really about to screw my brother's best friend, aren't i? “ “ please, for the love of God... don't say shit like that while i'm inside you. “
“ how are you not sexually frustrated? “ “ who said i wasn't? “
“ maybe you could stay? just for tonight? it's dark outside, and it's raining. my arms are much safer. “
“ you know you can call me, right? if you need anything? “
“ call me for sex, nothing else. “
“ why are you here? “ “ you know. “ “ name, you're crying... “ “ you told me, only come to your house for one thing. “ i -- “ “ don't speak. just give me what i came for. “
“ you know, if you start dating someone else... i'm gon' be real upset. “ “ why? “ “ because it means i can't have you. and nobody's made me feel as good as you do. “
“ i'm like, addicted to you at this point. “ “ really? “ yeah, sex with you is like a drug. it's like i'm experiencing withdrawals every time i'm not with you. “
“ you... want to have sex with me? “ “ mhm. “ “ repeatedly? “ “ mmmhm. “
“ look, we're young, and attractive, and we're single, and good at sex... i don't see why we wouldn't take advantage of that. besides, a guy like you, with a body and physic like that, shouldn't be kept away. “
“ rules and relegations. “ “ rules and relegations? you're not a knight in the 1700s. “
“ are you two having sex? “ “ are we having -- no, no. no. “
“ you're friends with benefits with my ex?! “ “ well, you're the one who introduced us! “ “ yeah, because i thought you'd go on a date or something, name, not, screw each other's brains out, name, this guy is perfect for you! “
“ i only have one rule. “ “ and what's that? “ “ don't fall in love with me. “
“ don't catch feelings. “ “ i won't. “ “ i'm serious. don't confuse this for something it isn't. “
“ i can't believe we're about to have sex. “ “ you know, you talk too much. entirely too much. “
“ you can't kiss me. “ “ but, that's part of it, right? “ “ kissing, to me, is intimate. i don't do it with just anyone. “
“ come on, tell me something about yourself. “ “ wasn't really part of our agreement, was it? “
“ i want to know who i'm sleeping with. you might be an axe murder, for all i know. “ “ well, if i was, i assure you, i wouldn't tell you. “
“ look, i doubt it will come to it, but if you at any point, if you start catching feelings, tell me. tell me, and we'll end this right away. the last thing i want to do is hurt you. “
“ don't look me in the eyes while i [x] you. “ “ why? “ “ just don't. “
“ i'm scared. “ “ scared? what could you possibly be scared of? “ “ of falling helplessly in love with you. “
