Hey.

[eye-know]

[theclearlydope]

[heykristyy]

Forever reblogging this.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[kathryntheterrible-deactivated2]

He was tired. He needed a rest.

[fiti-vation]

[mamabearteacher]

Lunch ideas

[mamafox18]

@magicalmissb I thought of you!

[andimtheteacher]

Needed this!

[onlyoneovaryohgress]

This could be the most useful post on tumblr I’ve ever seen. Ping @samiholloway

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

Where was this post all my life?

[justaminorthreat]

I needed this so bad

[beefyrat-deactivated20190401]

[influxei]

[shaolinbynature]

Ellen “Knuck if you buck” Pompeo waiting for Joanne to pull up on the corner for Crenshaw and Slauson to beat her ass as promised

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

jake & drosh

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[mypugobsession]

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[weavemama]

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

[weavemama]

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

[cheile]

FABULOUS judge.

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

lms if this changed ur life as it did mine

[fu-kr-deactivated20140826]

hot box my coffin

[setheverman]

hey, anyone got a nice house or apartment i could buy for like $6.18?

[psilolysergica]

[stonerparty]

psilolysergicamine

[spunkh]