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transbisexuals

if you’re lgbt reblog this and tag your identity, height, and whether you walk slow or fast

#nb lesbian #slowwww af #people get mad at me in the hallways

lamaglamas

gag reels

bethesda-fountain-deactivated20

lockscreens of the night in the woods squad! please reblog if you save!

punkeduppirate

xofrnk.

gerard-ways-piss

YOU ARE INSANELY GIFTED HOLY SHIT

spnfans

tom-spanks

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

scumfuckus

yiffpunk

tftmeitwsg

Ever heard of lucky stars? Well now you have and they’re the cutest little origami in the world!!!

So basically, you get a long strip of paper, make a knot, fold it up into a little pentagon and then pinch the edges to make a star shape. This diagram explains it better:

Many times, they’re given as gifts to a loved one, and the number they recieve from you signifies a certain message. If you’re not giving it as a gift of love, legend has it that either 100 or 1,000 can be used to make a wish.

Anyway, to the good stuff:

Imagine making these for your f/os!!! Imagine their delight (or confusion, for more stoic f/os) when you place it in their hand. Imagine teaching them how to make one as well, patiently explaining and re-explaining the steps until they’ve got it down pat.

And once they’ve got the hang of it, they can’t help but explore their new power.

Imagine them leaving little stars on your bedside table before they leave for work/school, or inside the lunchbox they packed you, or through the slot of your locker. Imagine making matching bracelets or necklaces for each other out of stars, wearing them proudly whenever you go out. Imagine them surprising you with an entire bottle of stars they’ve collected over time, ranting on about how special you are to them and how all the time they spent was worth it.

Just!!!! Lucky stars, you guys!!!! 🥺♥️⭐️

godza-remake-deactivated2022061

being evil and being mean are different. being mean is hurting people and doing bad stuff but being evil is just sometimes wearing a gay little labcoat and making gay little poisons

caligulousaquarium

ah yes, the 12 genders

sleepystimming

1 impostor remains… | cr: mingtoo_art

sleepystimming

ratcity

Sorry I think the reason I’m so stuck on supernatural is because it understands American loneliness kind of more than any other show. Like who else’s pussy was big enough to put an angel next to a vending machine. That’s so powerful. How are you going to have a show about America and most of it takes place on highways and in offbrand motel rooms confronting monsters. Not to mention the uncanny valley of shooting in backwoods Canada and trying to pass it off as Route 66. It’s so perfect because it says America is a distant dream that we can’t reach and a land of ghosts and then it follows through. It says there’s always a war below the surface and we are all fighting constantly to keep it in check. Death drives a hotrod through Chicago. There’s two brothers and a demon in a diner and they’re getting milkshakes together. How can you show a man losing faith with an angel next to him. My brain feels so hot can someone please microwave me.

melthedestroyer

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snowberry-pie

I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:

Colder tones!!!

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now