[roycohn]

seeing drag queens at the olympics doesn't make your kids gay. seeing women's rugby at the olympics is making your kids gay

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

[astraque]

a poem written by Herman Melville in the last year of his life after harboring a (mostly) unrequited love for fellow author Nathaniel Hawthorne for the final forty years of his life. 

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[nestgoblin]

i made a uquiz to find out what kind of gf you are

[creekdontrise]

[rylandsgrace]

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery + letterboxd reviews

[do-you-have-a-flag]

absolutely losing my mind over this not surprised fully just that he said it ??? HUGH????

[do-you-have-a-flag]

again...... hyughhh gra t,.... said that

[captjamestkink]

i know we say "nothing could have prepared me for what i was about to hear" a lot but let me tell you, nothing could have prepared me for what i was about to hear

[likeadog]

roadhog is only in overwatch because if he was in something good he'd become the new sex symbol of our time and the beauty industry would be turned on its head

[likeadog]

how does it feel to have really channeled some immutable truth of the universe

[gaymergecko]

[paxamericana]

[waspcup]

Dear God

[waspcup]

there’s beasts in there…

[waspcup]

[beaunydoorin]

strong contender for pic of all time

[agardenandlibrary]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

[sillymedoingsillythings]

Too many curses, that's why. It's like fighting thru a giant crowd to get your curse in, and it'll be overwritten in seconds anyway.

[a-wild-haggis]

the dark wizards got 'em

[klonpa]

i see a rats i pet it

[famicom]

i see a cops i floor it

[klonpa]

i see a girls i kiss it

[famicom]

i am the beast i worship

[batfullobelfries]

[x]

[mandalor-the-gay]

My Ao3 history is between me and God

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[krchov]

(by @galwednesday)

[fairycosmos]

it is what it is *throws up blood*