Simply Green

..

[onincognito]

Custom Pikachu amiibo

[carolaynetran]

someone suggested the sailor scouts in the same style as the previous drawing and yall know i cant say no to 90s fashion and anime

[sandandglass]

[theogonies]

this is canon and im screaming

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Wolverine: SNIKT!

Jubilee: dude what are you actually doing

Wolverine: that was the sound of my claws coming out

Jubilee: You

You made that sound

Just now

Wolverine: >.>

NO I DIDN’T

Jubilee: I literally just listened to you do it

[deliciouspirategod]

Wolverine: LOOK IT’S THE EMMA

*Jubilee’s gay ass gayzes and Wolverine runs away*

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He uses that trick all the time…

[firechat]

Wolverine: No one will ever believe her, right..? Yeah… I’m too hardcore for someone to believe that. Right Wolvie? *squeezes large stuffed wolverine*

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE ALL KNOW LOGAN

[courtesycalling]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[porterr-robinson]

[pkpaulshow]

[mushki-art]

WHAT

[viktormayrin]

@lordfeederdinkle

[lordfeederdinkle]

Thas’ some bull shit right there

[tamamita]

[thegamingmultiverse]

#15 Ice Climbers

From the Ice Climber series!

[brookietf]

THEY ARE SO CUTE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SUCH TINY AND GOOD FRIENDS :D

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[decayingyouth]

[therowdybrotzman]

“Only people have a gender. Not things.”

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[snoodle-soup-deactivated2024081]

I played Neko Atsume VR and my soul has been rejuvenated 

[effiesketch]

Going home.

(N’s travels outside Unova 10/10)

[effiesketch]

A hot day in Hau’oli City

(N’s travels outside Unova 9/10)

[effiesketch]

Familiar faces in the Parfum Palace gardens

(N’s travels outside Unova 8/10)

[effiesketch]

A night at the Snowbound Lodge on Route 216

(N’s travels outside Unova 6/10)