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Cis; Male; His/Him; Pansexual; White; Ginger; 30s. Is this enough for the description?

[socialistexan]

Not getting a ton of reporting in US news, but the Trump administration is going after donors to Palestine, including going as far as international extradition under the guide of "counterterrorism"

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[madame-helen]

[jumbo-the-mumbo]

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[pangur-and-grim]

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[pangur-and-grim]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Fox host blurts out that vasectomies make you "less of a man" in bizarre discussion - LGBTQ Nation

Another Fox host then blamed Barack Obama for the discussion of vasectomies.

I'm pretty sure the fact that his wife is cheating on him with the pool boy because this pathetic plastic faced eunuch's last erection was sometime in the eighties is what makes him less of a man, personally XD

[firechat]

Frick did I agree to that when I got my balls snipped? Welp. I'm a woman now, I guess, because apparently that's how this works.

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[cadhla182]

Tatsu

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Hnnnnngggggg

[small-witch-big-hat]

She could stab me and I would thank her for it

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I'd advise not getting killed by her!

Her sword traps the souls of its victims!

[emma-d-klutz]

So we'd be together forever, and I'd help her stab more people?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Always good to find the silver lining XD

[firechat]

Are you really trapped if you never want to leave her?

[berkeleygirl3]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[effiecalvin]

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

[effiecalvin]

I DO NOT WANT A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE I DO NOT HAVE THE INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS GIGANTAMAX EEVEE IS GETTING PLACED IN A CANNON AND FIRED AT THE MOON

[thinkedem]

What item would trigger the eevolution tho? A totally ordinary pebble, just a bit bigger?

[effiecalvin]

ROCK STONE

[bisexualbaker]

I love this, but consider: Level it up while it's holding an Everstone. The one single 'mon in the entire franchise that the Everstone actively does the opposite with.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HOLY SHIT THIS LOOKS SO FUN :D

Stoner comedy starring Lesbian Icon Kristen Stewart (That's also directed by a queer woman so there is DEFINITELY gonna be some Big Dyke Energy here)

Also

Gotta point out this from the cast list

Kumail Nanjiani as the voice of GG, a cat

TALKING KITTEH!

I am SO going to pay money to see this :D

[mararhodus]

Absolutely on board for the lesbianism, but also… a Bluth reunion!?

Let’s fucking go

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Seriously, movies like this and the Teenage Sex and Death At Camp Miasma movie coming out are the kind of good shit that remind me why I love cinema <3

And restore the joy in my heart that mass produced studio dogshit tries to stamp out <3

[asymbina]

Alia Shawkat is also famously not remotely straight

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We need to see some Weed Lesbian pussy eating here :D

[firechat]

Oh it's a comedy... I thought it was porn. I was like "oh good for ms Stewart. I hope she enjoys this new acting adventure."

[tasty-tiktoks]

[houseofglass]

oh!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[cipheramnesia]

How much feta cheese is it safe to eat before I consume a lethal dose?

[random-random-thing]

LD50 of lactose is 10000mg per kg

Feta cheese contains 0.5 to 1.5 g of lactose per 100g

Leading to a lethal dose of feta cheese being between 666 and 2000 grams per kilograms of bodyweight.

[fuzzyinthehead]

The LD50 of sodium chloride is 3000 mg/kg, and feta has 1116 mg of sodium per 100g (primarily but not necessarily exclusively NaCl). So the salt would kill you faster, at less than 300 grams per kilogram of body weight. Sources below the cut.

This online calculator will give the known LD50 (median lethal dose) value of Sodium chloride given any mass. LD50 is measured in units of m

https://nutrola.app/en/blog/feta-calories-and-nutrition-facts

[firechat]

...that's not what I asked, internet...

[cipheramnesia]

Police are gonna start pretend to get killed by Mediterranean food, arresting people with dangerous gyros or schwarmas.

[firechat]

"I found drugs on the suspect!!"

*plants cheese in the grocery bag*