I have some terrible news.
I just ordered a pizza. With a bunch of stuff on it that I thought would be delicious. Spinach, arugula, basil pesto, goat cheese, fresh mozzarella……
But. Nope. It was terrible. This is the worst pizza ever. I never thought I’d meet a pizza I didn’t like. But I hate this. It’s horrible.
I’m so sad.
“It’s like I went outside and started eating the grass” LMAOOOOO
That's because pesto is awful and I'm mad I live in the time line where pesto exists.
















