oh mygod do I try

I'm very tired [21 - bi - cis]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

from the things i am seeing on my dashboard it sort of sounds like the people in charge of videogames have fully become insane?

[logarto]

why are you all watching xbox e3 press conference none of you own an xbox nobody owns an xbox

[michaelnordeman]

Ten pictures from last year. Personally I had a great year here in Värmland, Sweden, but I fear for the future of our world. I hope 2018 will be the year we learn to show compassion. Toward animals, toward nature, toward each other. Thank you fellow Tumblr users for your amazing pictures, artwork, thoughts. Happy New Year! Gott Nytt År!

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this is it lads

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my boy benny be goood

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SABOTAGE  I’m FUCKED

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I LITERALLY just refilled my drink Im so mad

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SABOTAGE  I’m FUCKED

[missleepify]

Eurovision drinking game

Take 1 sip if:

You see a cleavage (one for each in frame)

A song is in the artist’s native language

The number features ugly or a bad choice of clothing

The artist is alone on stage for the duration of the number

THE PITCH RAISE

Singer takes a false note

Whenever the number get’s so embarrassing you need to drown your sorrows

When you have to admit you actually like the song

Country gives a high score to a neighbouring country Take 3 sips if:

The song starts out with a lone, solo piano

It’s another b a l l a d

Someone looks into the wrong camera

A sad violin suddenly cuts into the second verse

d-d-drop the base

There’s an awkward pause during hosting (double after a bad joke that didn’t land properly)

Singer attempts to get the audience to sing with them

When the host interrupts someone in greenroom

That sudden wtf-moment

Empty your entire goddamn drink if:

Saboteur jumps up on stage

Song is interrupted due to technical issues

Australia wins

Will add stuff as we come up with it, feel free to add stuff too!

[missleepify]

Three sips for camera effects the audience can't see!

[missleepify]

Eurovision drinking game

Take 1 sip if:

You see a cleavage (one for each in frame)

A song is in the artist’s native language

The number features ugly or a bad choice of clothing

The artist is alone on stage for the duration of the number

THE PITCH RAISE

Singer takes a false note

Whenever the number get’s so embarrassing you need to drown your sorrows

When you have to admit you actually like the song

Country gives a high score to a neighbouring country Take 3 sips if:

The song starts out with a lone, solo piano

It’s another b a l l a d

Someone looks into the wrong camera

A sad violin suddenly cuts into the second verse

d-d-drop the base

There’s an awkward pause during hosting (double after a bad joke that didn’t land properly)

Singer attempts to get the audience to sing with them

When the host interrupts someone in greenroom

That sudden wtf-moment

Empty your entire goddamn drink if:

Saboteur jumps up on stage

Song is interrupted due to technical issues

Australia wins

Will add stuff as we come up with it, feel free to add stuff too!

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

[officiallycostco-deactivated201]

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

[minementis]

okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

[rageclit-deactivated20181208]

quality marine philosophy discourse

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

India's gay prince opens palace to the LGBT community

A gay Indian prince has opened up his 15-acre palace grounds to vulnerable LGBT people and is said to be constructing more buildings to house visitors. Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil, who is the son and probable heir of the Maharaja of Rajpipla in Gujarat in western India, will run the centre with his organisation The Lakshya Trust. The royal, who was ostracised by his family after coming out publically in 2006, started the community based organisation to support gay men and educate people about the prevention of HIV/Aids.

“I want to give people social and financial empowerment, so eventually people who want to come out won’t be affected. They will have their own social security system. It won’t make a difference if they are disinherited.” His name is Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil.

[profeminist]

Source

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

[anarchapella]

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

[gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430]

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

[noselikeringo]

new years resolution? more like new years REVOLUTION *overthrows government*

[aka-bella]

Big 2018 mood right there

[jonsnowboard]

[missleepify]

So hi I'm still alive and stuff, just very busy with making video games which is apparently my life now I guess??

Like I spent a summer animating stuff and now I have an imdb page which is fucking surreal but yeah

I'm basically writing this to remind myself that I need to update stuff here again once I've moved cause I have 0 social media presence at the moment and I need to start interacting with people again before I turn into a fucking neanderthal

[erika-mann]