I LOVE CHEAP THRILLS

DOLORES ROBERTA GUERRERA // 28 // SUB But please, call me Lola for short like everyone else. From Cuba to Tampa, Florida, I'll be the new Spanish teacher at Horizons university this year, and hopefully, things will go great. I answer to Miss Lola or Professor Lola. If you have any questions about my class or you need something, don't hesitate to contact me!

[detectivekhadem-blog]

Amazing. I might have finally found a normal school.

It’s not bad. Nothing compared to my old place, though I’m sure Anahita is ecstatic about having her own space. She’s sixteen, just turned.

[misslolaguerrera]

That’s what I told myself the first day I started teaching here. I’m kind of lucky for having found a great university like this one.

Where were you, if I may ask, M-- fellow Professor?

[detectivekhadem-blog]

And the students? Do they drive you insane?

I– am quite well. My niece and I are still moving into our respective rooms here, but the remaining boxes shouldn’t take us too long.

[misslolaguerrera]

Eh, they’re alright. Of course, they are not always perfect, but they behave most of the time. I guess I’m lucky.

I’m happy to hear that, I hope you find the housing nice and comfortable. Do you have a niece? How old is she?

[detectivekhadem-blog]

It’s turning out to be a blast from the past thus far. Though, I was beginning to wonder where the staff were. Pleasure’s mine, Lola. I’ve heard very good things about this school; obviously the reason I took up the position.

[misslolaguerrera]

It’s my first year here and so far I’m pleased to be here. It’s been really good so far, I think. It’s a great school and I don’t regret taking up my current position. So, how are you, Rosana?

[detectivekhadem-blog]

I’m going to make this short, and sweet. My name is Rosana Khadem, I’m your Islamic Studies Professor, and I’m a Switch. Call me Professor, not Miss or Mistress. If you’re in my class, try not to screw up. That’s all.

[misslolaguerrera]

I would say that’s short and sweet. I’m Lola Guerrera, Spanish teacher, it’s a pleasure to meet you. I hope you find in Horizons a good place to teach.

[subgenevieveparker]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER READ. HANDS DOWN.

[misslolaguerrera]

It’s not as funny as it sounds, to be honest

You’re lucky you’re my best friend here. Sort of, I think? At least I won’t ever see that guy anymore.

[switchingdanny-blog]

[misslolaguerrera]

Don’t laugh at me, young man!

[horizonsquinn]

Or the fact that she became an alcoholic..as you were attempting to enjoy a drink. Let’s hope that the men that you meet in the future have a great deal more savoir faire. Or at least a bit more adroitness in picking up women.

Miss Clara Wilkinson–tiny, little thing, maybe a little off-color, humor-wise, but generally very kind-hearted. She’s usually pretty outspoken in class. I’m sure that yours is no different.

I’m doing very well, thank you. And yourself, Professor? How are you finding your classes so far?

[misslolaguerrera]

I really hope so, I really hope so.

Oh, I know her. She’s very outspoken in class, yes, and she’s quite good at Spanish. She makes classes really interesting, in my opinion.

I’m glad to hear that, Quinn. Classes are great, at least students are behaving and they’re not as bad as they could be. For a woman who’s teaching Spanish to university students for the first time, I can’t complain.

[subdelaneywilliams]

That’s the best song though, oh my gosh. I would love to have my name be Lola for the sole fact of that song.

[misslolaguerrera]

I can’t deny it’s a good song, Delaney, but after having so many guys use that to flirt with you, it’s not that fun, to be honest. Not the best way to talk to a woman.

Delaney isn’t that bad, I love your name.

[horizonsquinn]

I don’t blame you. If you’re going to reference the name, then at least make it something a little more original. Like…Jean Harlow’s character in Bombshell.

We haven’t, no…but you’re a Spanish professor. My roommate is in your class. I’m Quinn Fabray. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

[misslolaguerrera]

I guess that he didn’t think that calling me a showgirl wasn’t classy at all. He could have done that, yes. It would have give him some points, at least.

That’s right, who’s your roommate? It’s a pleasure to meet you, Miss Fabray. How are you doing today?

[regalkozlowski]

Regal Kozlowski.  Domme.  Senior.  #17 on the football team.  Future PT.

Giants fan.

[misslolaguerrera]

Lola Guerrera, the new Spanish teacher, submissive and not a huge football fan, to be honest. It’s a pleasure to meet you officially, Miss Kozlowski.

[horizonsquinn]

What percentage of his brain do you reckon he was using when he decided that would be cute? As if you haven’t heard that a thousand times over before.

[misslolaguerrera]

I don’t know, but I’d say 0%. I hate that joke so much.

Anyways, at least the guy won’t bother me again, I guess. I think we haven’t met officially, right? Although I’m pretty sure I’ve seen you on campus before.

[subgenevieveparker]

I’ve been alright, honestly. Life has been slightly on the stressful classes but besides that? Peachy! I love everything that’s been going on in my life so far.

[misslolaguerrera]

That’s good, I feel like I barely talk to people about their lives instead of complaining about work. We should catch up sometime, Gen. I miss that. I miss gossiping so much.

[subgenevieveparker]

I can’t really complain, honestly. My students are all fine. A little rowdy, which is surprising because they’re all very much not Freshmen, but what can you do?

[misslolaguerrera]

I guess we can’t do anything except to learn how to deal with them and try to make classes go as smoothly as we can. How’ve you been?

[regalkozlowski]

I’d have asked if he worked for an impotency clinic considering he sounds like a walking, talking bag of limp dicks.

[misslolaguerrera]

I have to say I didn’t think of it, but it would have been a good idea at that moment. I think we haven’t met officially, but you’re a student, right? I think I’ve seen you around.

[misshenriettahudson]

Did you sign back with the one finger salute?

[misslolaguerrera]

Hell yes I did. I mean, no one will get very far if they do that to me, and it has happened to me a lot. I put up my middle finger and just left. It’s not funny anymore for me.

[subgenevieveparker]

How’ve you been enjoying your classes so far, Lola?

[misslolaguerrera]

They’ve been great, Gen. At least my students aren’t problematic and they behave, which is a great plus. What about you? How are classes going?

[misslolaguerrera]

I was at the bar last night, having a drink on my own because why not? I just needed one drink when a guy was flirting with me. So nice, so charming, but when he started to sign ‘Copacabana’ and asked me if I was a showgirl as soon as I told him my name I left the bar. Cabronazo.