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genevieve parker. 33. literature sub. i'll keep this relatively entertaining for you all. I have approximately two cat children (hopefully more on the way), a very professional service dog named Nachos, and absolutely no time for disrespectful people. I would say I'm a bit more proactive than my brother and the hippie life style that we were raised in and have moved on with my life- though those morals are still deep to my heart. things you have most likely asked yourself: are you single because ur hot yes. don't be rude. just be up to my standards and win me a stuffed whale. oh she's deaf so i have to speak very slowly and loudly. do this and I will physically hit you in the face. I don't care who you are, you do not do this to me. i have lived around hearing abled people my entire life and can read lips pretty well, but if you're not speaking at a normal pace, i will have no idea what you're saying.

[subgenevieveparker]

chryssygilmour:

[PM]: It’s okay. I mean, it sucks, but I’m sure there was a reasoning that it was done. I don’t really think my mom did it, to be honest. She’s always super cool about everything.

PM: She mentioned being a bit mad at her father, so I’m assuming he’s to blame. I also already told your mother this, however, if you need any help with anything, just know I’m here.

[subgenevieveparker]

text | roxevieve

roxy: while the thought of it is very tempting concerning my father... no. I'm just trying to make sure Chryssy is okay.

roxy: thank you for checking in though

genevieve: i'm so sorry, rox. i can't imagine how she feels.

genevieve: if she wants to attempt to dom anyone, let her know i'm here to help.

genevieve: we can start off slow!

genevieve: well i can also help you if you need a distraction as well!

[subgenevieveparker]

text | roxevieve

genevieve: ok so i'm checking in to make sure you're not about to murder your parents

[subgenevieveparker]

chryssygilmour:

Probably pretty poorly! But that’s their problem and luckily not yours since you only get them for one semester.

Well if you’re sure!

Fair, fair.

I hope you don’t mind me messaging you about this, but.. I’m sorry you were marked incorrectly. That must be horrible to find out.

[subgenevieveparker]

chryssygilmour:

Wow. Those students give other students such a bad name. I’m so sorry to hear that, Dr. Parker.

I’m interested to see how the rest of their lives will turn out, honestly.

And please, call me Gen, Chryssy!

[subgenevieveparker]

subjaikehoe:

Wow, really? How very rude of them! Doing poorly in your class is no excuse for them to make negative comments about things like that. I cannot stand when students don’t think the people that hire Professors are capable of hiring someone ideal for the job.

It’s good to see you on Tumblr, Professor Parker!

19 year olds are insufferable... or so it seems.

Thank you, Jai. It’s lovely to see you as well. Have things been alright here on the internet? Call me a bit of an elderly woman, but I don’t really use my computer that much so I seem to miss out on a lot.

[subgenevieveparker]

Adulthood is whispering to your fellow classmate how you’re supposed to learn the English from a deaf woman.  Because, you know, apparently I can’t read or write. Or.. well, no, I can’t hear- but still. I do have ways to have hearing a bit more accessible to me, and you bet your little butt that I heard that.

Like, don’t you just love when you can tell someone’s upset that they’re not doing well in your class? It’s not because I’m mad at them, it’s because their writing is severely poor.

[nicolesummers]

I know I have a notebook with all the people that signed up for the calendar, but I want to give people a last chance to join the project before I start making the photographs and working on it in two days so… feel free to join. Also if you want to confirm you’re going to participate even if you said yes, feel free to tell me again, just in case.

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[subgenevieveparker]

Do you need anyone else?

[rubywng-blog]

I’ve had coworkers telling me this is a chill place to spend my free time on, but is it? I just had to see it for myself, so here I am. Let’s see if that’s true or if I’ll end up drinking a whole bottle of vodka if this goes bad.

I’m Alex, and before you ask –yes, I’m that Ruby stripper from the Moonlight, so if you know me by that name you’ve probably seen me naked already. You’re welcome, by the way.

[subgenevieveparker]

I feel like drinking a whole bottle of vodka will be a very drastic measure to not liking a social media experience, but each to their own.

A stripper? I don’t think I’ve ever stepped foot into a strip club. But, I’m Dr. Genevieve Parker.

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[subgenevieveparker]

chryssygilmour:

Dr. Parker! It’s so nice to finally meet you! Mama talks about you all the time. ( All good things, I promise. ) I wish I could even humor the idea of running here but the only athletic thing I’ll do is run to McDonalds for those buy one get one 10pc. nuggets for free.

You are so your mother’s daughter-- even though I feel like she’d absolutely protest that fact. Are you enjoying Tampa yet? We’ll have to both take you to our favorite spots!

[chryssygilmour]

I know that Boston isn’t the farthest thing from Tampa, but gosh damn are my legs sore or what from sitting still for so long! But I’m excited to be here and have new experiences! I don’t know anyone around here, so Mama always taught me intros were the best way to get to know people so I’m Chrysanthemum Gilmour, but please call me Chryssy since I know that’s kinda a mouthful! I’m 19, a submissive and I’m going to be attending Horizons!

[subgenevieveparker]

At least you didn’t run here. Then your legs would really be sore, Chryssy. It’s lovely to meet you, by the way. I’ve heard a lot about you-- all good things, promise.

I’m Genevieve Parker, also a submissive.

[trueloverpg]

[subgenevieveparker]

imfintastic:

One is the mom, but I wanted to make sure she wasn’t presenting any signs of obstructive dystocia, okay. If something had happened to her I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself.

I mean… At least two already have a home. Three if y’know, we keep the cutest one. I’m an exceptional saleswoman.

Oh, that’s fair. We can keep the mom and one of the kittens, if you want, babe. Nachos doesn’t seem to hate the cats, but I think he’s getting mad that sometimes they keep trying to distract him when he’s trying to do his job. 

[imfintastic]

What's the worst part about living with Gen?

That she calls me out with no restraint when I’m back on my bullshit. 

…And she won’t let me keep all the cats. 

I love you, @subgenevieveparker

[subgenevieveparker]

We don’t need nine cats. Also, I’m awesome don’t fool anyone! There’s nothing wrong with living with me ;P Except if the house was on fire, I would not wake up. 

[imfintastic]

What's the best part about living with Gen?

Everything, basically. The girl is a damn jewel and I owe her everything and she has a Nachos <3

@subgenevieveparker

[subgenevieveparker]

She also likes looking at my boobs, don’t fool yourself Anonymous.

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.