MsMadrigal

I love Pepa 💜 Incorrect quotes! But also some random encanto posts! Feel free to pm me whenever :)

[missmadrigal]

Alma: so, you’re in trouble again

Camilo: drink some cranberry juice

Alma: no not ‘urine trouble’, you are in trouble

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*shopping*

Julieta: have you seen Pepa?

Bruno: I have not

Julieta: MARCO!

*from another aisle*

Pepa: POLO!

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*on the night of Mirabel’s gift ceremony*

Alma: one of you will betray me tonight

Isabela: is it me, Abuela?

Alma: no it isn’t you

Luisa: is it me, Abuela?

Alma: no it’s not you either

Mirabel: is it me Abuela?

Alma: iS iT mE aBuElA

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Dolores: *sleep deprived* you guys be like ‘period’

Dolores: but I be like ‘semi colon’. I’m done for now but I’ll have more to say later

Felix: please sleep

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Julieta: I put a letter in your bag to tell you how much I love you

Mirabel: *opens bag*

Mirabel: this is a ten page letter

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Alma: this doesn’t have to be a big deal. Whoever ate my arepa, just come forward and I’ll forgive you

Julieta:

Bruno:

Pepa:

Agustin:

Felix:

Isabela:

Luisa:

Mirabel:

Dolores:

Camilo:

Antonio:

Alma: smart, you knew I’d never forgive you

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Pepa: to save time, don’t cook meat. Simply eat it raw and light yourself on fire to cook it!

Julieta: no

Bruno: that sounds like a great idea

Julieta: it does not

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Mirabel: do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Camilo: they do

Julieta: *looking up from her book* why do you say that with such certainty?

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Felix: I’m gonna need you to swear-

Camilo: fuck!

Felix: swear as in promise-

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Bruno: hey Julieta, what are the signs of depression?

Julieta: I don’t know, why?

Bruno: Pepa dropped her laundry basket and said “why has God forsaken me?” While holding up a peace sign

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Isabela: go crawl in a ditch and die

Mirabel: I hope you get hit by a bus

Julieta: *walks in the room*

Mirabel: aren’t we the best of friends?

Isabela: the best!

Julieta: *leaves room*

Isabela: I’m gonna push you off a cliff

Mirabel: not if I push you first!

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Julieta: how exactly did you two burn a lemon?

Camilo: microwave for forty minutes

Mirabel: and Dolores said that boiling lemons helps get rid of bad smells

Camilo: and we wanted to cover the smell of burnt oranges but we had no pots left

Julieta: you burnt oranges too? How?

Mirabel: microwave for forty minutes

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Julieta: what’s your biggest fear?

Agustin: I threw a boomerang a year ago and it still hasn’t come back. I live in constant fear

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Bruno: what’s a thot?

Camilo: *grinning* a thoughtful person

*later at dinner*

Pepa: here’s the salt, bruno

Bruno: thanks! You’re such a thot

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Dolores: mom I need to tell you something

Pepa: what? That sour patch kids are just gummy bears on drugs?

Camilo: genius

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Dolores: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if you invite someone to your cabin in the forest, you’re going to die

Camilo: my favourite is ‘butt dial’ versus ‘booty call’

Mirabel: that’s called a connotation

Isabela: Also, “forgive me, father, I have sinned” versus “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”

Luisa: alright, language is cancelled !

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Julieta: gentle reminder

Julieta: don’t eat too much candy before you go to bed

Isabela: no

Julieta: this was supposed to be a gentle reminder. Yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage