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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Good life advice on AO3. Never thought I’d see the day

prideknights

Gareth’s coming out

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Stella de Libero Bridal Couture Collection

dippersballoon

I saw an opportunity and I took it

offline-kinq

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

udon-tea

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

leaveittotegan-deactivated20181

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

the-eternal-loading-screen

the most iconic memes of our decade

virtualbuoy

*chef’s kiss*

unconsolidatedtrash

iconic

palenoface

love that i recognized all of them

teathattast

littlemissh0ney

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

madmadamemimble

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

midnight-revolucion

YOU CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!!!

reagan-slayer69

THE ENDING NOOOOOO

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april 5, 2018

kerink

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

gataclism

Nino and Adrien are invited to Girls Night. Marinette and Alya do their nails and the boys end up with unrealistic long nails.

Adrien's are neon green. Nino's are red.

Nino is having trouble just existing with those nails. He can't grab anything, he can't use the remote, he can't use his phone.

Adrien is chilling.

It's like he's used to it.

weird.

nevertheless-moving

inspired by the ‘your afternoon was already ruined’ post

Death Star Stormtroopers: “Freeze!”

Han: (panicking, trying to come up with a lie): Woah there don’t shoot, uh, you can’t shoot us because—because this guy is Darth Vader’s son! You don’t want to be responsible for shooting Darth Vader’s own flesh and bone do you?”

Luke: *glares incredulously*

Stormtroopers: “That is the dumbest thing—”

Leia: (done at this point, absolutely done with this rescue, better than Han at lying) “Exactly! Why would we tell you something so phenomenally insane if it weren’t true! Why do you think Darth Vader is so obsessed with finding Rebels, huh? Call him he’ll tell you!”

Luke: (also done, much better than Han at lying): “Or you could just shoot us; I’m sure my father, Darth Vader, inventor of the lightsaber, would be thrilled to meet the men who killed his son and his son’s friends.” *waves lightsaber arrogantly*

Stormtrooper 1: “Maybe we should call this in. I mean—he’s got a lightsaber, so that’s—that’s Vader stuff anyway.”

Stormtrooper 2: “are you kidding me right now?”

Leia: *shoots them while they’re distracted*

Han: “…We’re friends?”

Tarkin: “The rebels said what? You incompetent fool, how could you buy such an absurd stalling—”

Vader: “My…son…”

Tarkin:

Tarkin: Oh fuck THIS.

nevertheless-moving

Rebel: “General Mothma—we’re recieving a transmission—from the Death Star!

Darth Vader: This is Darth Vader—I am in command of this space station—hand over my son or I will destroy your miserable Rebel base personally.

Room Full of Miscellaneous Rebels:

Mon Mothma: “…Does anyone have something they want to tell me?”

Leia:

Luke:

Han: [in a whisper] “Stop looking at me like that!”

Mothma: “Captain Solo? Did you have…something to share with the room?”

Luke: “I think I’m going to be sick”

Han: “Uh, no your uh Senatorship. I’m done saying words. Forever.”

Leia: “Now that’s an even more moronically bold-faced lie than earlier!”

Han: “Well excuse me, princess, it worked didn’t?”

Luke: [slightly hysterical] “Yeah, it worked, and now Darth Vader thinks I’m his son!”

Han: “How was I supposed to know the man actually did have a long lost child?! How was anyone supposed to have guessed that?”

Chewie: “HhHHURR!”

Han: “Oh you stay out of this, I didn’t see you coming up with clever suggestions before.”

Luke: [fully hysterical] “Darth Vader KILLED my father, I can’t believe I even went along with the lie—what would Ben think of me—”

Leia: “No Luke, don’t do that yourself—this is Han’s fault”

Han: “I saved all our lives! You wanted to go into a trash compactor!”

Leia: “Because you wandered onto the Death Star with no plan!”

Luke: [curling into a ball] “I just wanted to be a pilot…”

Room Full of Miscellaneous Rebels:

Mothma:

Mothma: “okay, first of all—”

nevertheless-moving

Han: (being hit over the head repeatedly by Leia, while high command argues about ‘diversionary tactics’ and ‘bait’ and ‘necessary sacrifices’) “You know—the Old Man’s the one who came up with the joke in the first place!”

Leia: “I—what?”

Luke: “Yeah but he didn’t say in front of stormtroopers! On the Death Star!”

Mothma: “I’m sorry when you say old man—who exactly are you referring to?”

Luke: (miserable) “It was a stupid joke that Ben—I mean Obi-Wan—made. My aunt and uncle had just—he was trying to take my mind off things but man, he really was insistent about it.

Han: “Kept repeating it. I don’t think he really got jokes, you know.”

Luke: “I mean, he was a hermit. For like, twenty years.”

Leia: “…So Obi-Wan Kenobi, told you, Luke, that your father was Darth Vader? Repeatedly? And you just. Didn’t believe him. And Vader does.”

Luke: “I—oh. Oh. But…Anakin Skywalker is my father! Ben ALSO said Vader betrayed and murdered him!”

Han: (placing a hand on Luke’s shoulder) “You know, you do, uh. Kind-of have to be close to someone to betray them.”

Luke: “…No. It—it can’t be true. It’s impossible!”

Mothma: Remembering Padme making snarky comments about Ventress (an extremely tall, powerful Sith/Military Leader who dropped out of the public sphere towards the end of the war) and how she couldn’t seem to keep her hands off Obi-Wan or Anakin, not that it was any of Padme’s business.

Mothma: “Did…did General Kenobi mention anything about your mother?”

Luke: “No…my aunt and uncle didn’t know who she was, either. He—he didn’t visit Tatooine much, but at my grandmother’s funeral he brought a, um, well they described her as “a fancy woman who looked like she didn’t get a lot of sun. But. That could really describe anyone, considering they were moisture farmers. Do you think—you think Vader might be…”

Ackbar: (also remembering Ventress) “…has anyone ever asked Darth Vader his—her—their—preferred pronouns?”

Leia:

Misc Rebel Leaders:

Chewbacca:

Luke: “…I really hate this day.”

ellie-you-idiot

Luke, with all the confidence and self-satisfaction of someone who has added two and two and gotten fourteen: Hello, Mother—Or should I say, Ventress?

Darth Vader, who has never been more confused or offended in his entire life: What???

willowcrowned

#luke: that’s right! i know all about you and my fathers. how could you murder your husbands?! #vader: my…husbands? #luke: don’t play dumb! i know about you and ben and anakin! #vader: *faulty breathing noises* (via @ellie-you-idiot)