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Eidolon, can you wait? Your dad is busy
will never get tired of that one brooklyn 99 meme
Had to reblog since that first picture is the most correct usage of that meme ever.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑔𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑.
I still find it hilarious that after the Horus Heresy Abaddon went through a midlife crisis.
Like, as soon as the traitors get to the eye of Terror he just takes the Vengeful Spirit and fucks off to somewhere.
The traitor legions fight among themselves, and the Sons of Horus are brought to the edge of extintion, and so a bunch of guys go to search for Abaddon and ask him for help.
And when they find him, one of the greatest astartes legends, the greatest captain of the greatest legion… he’s just fucking around.
Hes got a giant room filled with stuff, from armor to random alien shit.
He’s got a giant, meters long sea monster hanging from a wall, whose teeth are as long as a space marine is tall, and when he notices them looking at it, Abaddon just says “oh yeah, that was a tough one”
He’s got the talon of Horus, the weapon that killed the Emperor and Sanguinius, sitting in a corner collecting dust.
He offers them some homemade cocktails that he based on a failed attempt to synthesize ectoplasma, the literal stuff the warp is made out of. And when they ask him why the fuck did he think he was gonna be able to create ectoplasma, he pretty much shrugs and says “idk”
They ask him how he could fly the ship without a navigator and he says that he wired together the brains of abunch of psykers and linked them to the ship.
His eyes are GOLDEN because he stared too long into the astronomicon.
While the nine legions tore at eachother and his own legion was being massacred, this man just kinda did stuff, and travelled. And looked into the sun. And made cocktails. And I gotta respect him for that.
I made a mistake on Bluesky and now my notifications won’t stop but hey i’ll post it here too!
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prime day is back until the 26th! if anyone wants to pre-order The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo, this is a great chance to get free shipping
YES, this is a huge reason to support bookshop.org!
the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form
It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.
how i sleep knowing i write shitty fiction but at least don’t use chatgpt
don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.
^ relevant art by @catcrumb that legitimately rewired my brain
I had a vision ok : the Emperor somehow catches wind of those rumors about his sons having kids of their own (and he already knowsit's true somehow). So he calls this big, awkward family meeting to get to the bottom of it.
All the Primarchs shuffle into the room and immediately split into two groups.
On one side, you've got the proud dads, practically bursting to whip out the baby holos and show off their "greatest creation since sliced bread":
Horus,Fulgrim, Leman, Guilliman, Ferrus, Vulkan, Magnus, Khan, Lion, Lorgar, and Dorn.
And on the other side, there's the deeply suspicious ones, exchanging looks and going all with "Heirs? What heirs?" They're either terrified for their kids' safety, side-eyeing the Emperor hard, or both:
Mortarion,Perturabo, Curze, Angron, Corvus, Sanguinius and Alpharius/omegon
So like. Sorry for no activity I became a full time parent
Fed to capacity. Species is starting to reveal. I think he is a Great Tit male, because the brighter yellow and the classic necktie
Every year I unwittingly become a mother of swifts. It's terribly exhausting, but how cool it is to watch the strengthened chicks fly away to live their best lives! All those sleepless nights are worth it :D
Little NUGGETS!! How adorable <3 this is my first time raising a baby bird and I respect the constitution to do it once and go "yeah i'll do that again". Jesus christ they are demanding
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
Finally, I draw my favorite boy: Mortarion.
reblog if you support unabashedly smutty fanfic
and the beautiful authors who give it to us. you are a treasure.
WE DID IT!!!
Lol I think it’s hilarious that after eight freaking years of this post circulating the hellsite in fits and starts, it finally makes it to 50,000 notes shortly after a redesign that makes it much much harder to even tell how many notes a post has. Whatever! We’re here!
I originally made this post in response to a thread that was going around shaming fanfic writers for “porn without plot”, basically. A bunch of ficcers were all agreeing that sex scenes should only exist if they moved a plot forward, or revealed something important about the characters that couldn’t be demonstrated any other way…
And I just thought, nah. fuck all that. I mean, if that’s what you want to write or read, that’s great. But that’s not the only thing we’re allowed to do. Write the smut! Read the smut! Let it have no redeeming social importance at all! If it gives you pleasure, that’s purpose enough.
I’m glad so many of you agree. See you at 100k!
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Lemme contribute to the baby fever @toto-the-cactus
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