[valtsv]

i kind of wish i lived in a world where the gods of greek mythology did exist because a system where i could earn favors and avoid being smited for my hubris by simply being too entertaining to be allowed to die is one in which i would thrive

[valtsv]

hades: okay, look, i’ve given it as long as i could, but their time’s up. they have to go.

the other gods: no no no dude you don’t understand. this is the funniest shit i’ve seen in eons. you can’t just kill our court jester bro.

[capacity]

I think it’s very sexy of me to not kno how poker works

[remade-lol666]

[havingfurrythots]

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

[youcancallmeaddy]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

min wage workers: "hey can we have like $4 extra per hour please. we literally can't afford to live"

corporations: "hmm.... let me think" *spends $25 million on another TV ad thanking min wage workers* "no sorry it's just not within our budget :("

[miki-sama]

primmadona worm... yeah

all he ever wanted was to squirm

[someoneudontknow5]

we did it kids we got gay marriage in the harvest moon remake ;_;

[whicheverwarrior]

The first rule of writing is hoard notebooks

[raevenlywrites]

The second rule of writing is we do not write in our notebook hoard

[zulu-bunsen]

[fatehbaz]

hmm

–

i couldn’t sleep last night because i was haunted, thinking about the implications of this response:

[woodmeat]

I don’t even know who I be following anymore I just be clickin shit

[dominiqueramseyart]

Red Hare

[wesleywizardstanaccount]

💖💘💝

[glyphsmash]

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

ITS THE

FINAL BRAIN CELL

*kazoo solo*

[snootyfoxfashion]

Medieval Gothic Skeleton Cross Stitch Patterns from NightSpiritStudio

x / x / x / x / x

[adoring-suggestion]

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

[prettysicksupply]

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[robanybody]

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

[capacity]

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

[zagreus]

the mortifying ordeal of being gnomed

[zagreus]

come and get the rewards of being loved