MeltingCandle

18 They/Them Panromantic/Asexual AAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[liarsblade]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[liarsblade]

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

[misspelled-dictionary]

I need 100 of these films, I love them and they're actually interesting to watch with better characters and plot lines than most other detective type movies I've seen

These are the only detective films that I haven't been able to guess how it ends in the first ten minutes and I actually enjoy them so much

[bilosan]

buddie + parallels with madney/bathena/henren

requested by anon

[kasirose]

Soooooo what happens if the consul and high warlock both get arrested XD

[misspelled-dictionary]

Me: Do you think when butterflies feel nervous they get humans in their stomach?

My Dad: Yes but then they get constipated because humans are way bigger than butterflies

[an-empty-table]

- You know I have magic for that, right?

- I think you've exerted yourself enough for one day.

Shadowhunters 1x06

[sirius-you-know]

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.

[bulbiedorf]

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

[bulbiedorf]

Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.

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[heritageposts]

date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.

[queensparklekitten]

hold on i’m gonna add on to this

[queensparklekitten]

[fatherharlot]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[aegisblaze]

[deceased-ufo]

[shinypenguinpizza]

I fucking love this post

[thnks4thstrdst]

@asthesunwentdown @joeymarahart

[purplexiasphinx]

wait @trenchcoatmimic this…. this is a good post

[cas-kingdom]

What is this

[soulofangst]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[misspelled-dictionary]

I absolutely loved Luca and felt the need to draw something so here you go. It was an awesome movie and I related to it in alot of ways. :)

[misspelled-dictionary]

When you avoid Tumblr for a while so you dont get Supernatural spoilers and come back to tumblr and have to change the pronouns/sexuality in your bio

[sugaw4ra-simp]

oh to be a bird, and not have to worry about school work or responsibilities, my only worries being to find food, and a lover

[mistydragonflyart]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

I wanted to do a little something for it before the month was over, so here is a short little comic about me being queer based on a conversation I had with a friend of mine. 

[nudityandnerdery]

Reblog if you are bisexual, pansexual, or asexual, if you support bisexuals, pansexuals, and asexuals, or

There’s no third, funny option, just the first two because it’s good to just support people because they deserve support.

[lifeofthegrind]

some people were asking for actual advice and i can never pass up an opportunity to procrastinate so here’s just a couple of things i always need to remind myself of…now back to my paper :(

[misspelled-dictionary]

It also helps to shorten words as long as you know what your talking about. In history I like to shorten Jesus Christ to JC or J Christ.

And make your notes fun to look back on make little jokes that relate to the topic on the paper thats helped me when I'm reviewing for a test/quiz

[zyl-thewritingace]

Modern ‘Horsepunk’ teen drama (please tag artificial-father at the end)

Here’s the trailer for the movie:

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Voice-over: In a world where horses power everything... Where, in most countries, two horses is a minimum provided by the government... 

Four youngsters--the first, a boy obsessed with horses his entire life,

-show boy riding horse, then dismounting, smiling-

the second, a boy whose parents died in a tragic accident involving horses, 

-show boy throwing knives, reveal dartboard, which has a picture of a horse with a knife at bulls-eye-

the others, twin brothers with a secret

-show two brothers mulling over blueprints, one points something out, and the other shakes his head and points to a different spot-

--must overcome the odds, and find love with each other.

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end trailer, cue to climax of movie:

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Boy 1, screaming dramatically: “I thought you loved me!!”

Boy 2, deadpan as a Parthian shot: “I did. But you put horses before me, before us”

Twin 1: “We don’t even need horses anymore!”

Twin 2: “Yeah, if we build our” -here looks around furtively, before whispering- “no-need-for-horsepower machine” -stop whisper- “horses will no longer be necessary!”

Boy 1, crying: “You don’t understand! I- I love Granola Bar! She’s always been there for me!”

Boy 2: “So were we, but I guess you value horses more than our love for you. It’s over, Ray. If you can’t love us the way we love you, it’s over.”

-cue the three boys walking away, leaving Ray in obvious misery (rain optional, but encouraged)-

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scene

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@artificial-father i was asked to tag you in this

[misspelled-dictionary]

this is great but i also just love the fact the horse is named Granola Bar

[lesbian-and-useless]

Maybe we write fanfiction because we're lonely.

Maybe we want a happy ending because we believe it's the only one we can trust.

Maybe we ship because it's the only thing we have left to hold onto.

[misspelled-dictionary]

Ok so I just got into Detroit Become Human even though its an older game. I also started shipping Reed900 and I saw a commercial on TV yesterday that was just perfect to describe the ship.

It was a commercial for this show called Archer and this dude was shooting a bunch if robots in the crotch one after the other. He was also walking with what i would assune was a robot due to the conversation they had. The dialouge went something like this.

Those shots seem very targeted and personal but I dont want to assume

Oh I meant for them to be personal

[misspelled-dictionary]

I got my friend to start watching Sherlock(BBC) and she is on season 2 ep 1 and i told her that the end of that season is great!

I lied

the end of that season is The Reichenbach Fall

Am I a Bad Person??

[misspelled-dictionary]

Update on this she keeps snapping me her reactions and its funny as hell cause she types in a accent

But she cried and got so upset when she found out Sherlock "died" she also had a fun reaction to when he was no longer dead lol