🌟Miss Piggy🌟

....currently separated from KerMieeeeee 😭 and my Gonzie is imprisoned 😥 main is @femboydansbanana

[gracetalksaboutstuff]

being poor and mentally ill and a woman and neurodivergent isn't four separate problems. it's one problem that keeps finding new doors to knock on.

[fakespnepisodes]

gonzo uz NOT. fayn of da muppet jorker.

he anti phan ANYD ANTI PHERMIT. NUPE.

dat iz lyke, an act uf war. gonzo ANTI WAR.

how u tink gonzo endyd up in political prison ?

[spltlvlhous]

gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[misspiggys-world]

GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[spltlvlhous]

the muppet joker can suck my proverbial balls

[duallpa]

Miss Piggy and Sabrina Carpenter in The Muppet Show (2026)

[spltlvlhous]

professor was turning the lights off and saw my screen

"what in the world" (probs bc theyre scantily clad)

i went "this is the three weed smoking girlfriends. these are my girlfriends, and yes, they smoke weed. do they smoke weed? yes, actually"

[femboydansbanana]

@spltlvlhous

I dont have any way to explain this other than that my hyperfixations have merged into one 🤣

[spltlvlhous]

cant watch until wifi is back up… but…

PHERMIT GUROM

[misspiggys-world]

Miz piggy think tywer should have been on Muppet show:((((

[misspiggys-world]

@alinktoana

[femboydansbanana]

@spltlvlhous

I dont have any way to explain this other than that my hyperfixations have merged into one 🤣

[spltlvlhous]

cant watch until wifi is back up… but…

PHERMIT GUROM

[misspiggys-world]

Miz piggy think tywer should have been on Muppet show:((((

[spltlvlhous]

thank you internet person that made the phermot fic. u changed my life.

[spltlvlhous]

phermit gurom

[misspiggys-world]

phermieeeeeeeeeee (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[down-with-the-croaker]

So... what are your opinions on harly quinn x miss piggy, your grace?

Not really a shipper (a lot of shippers I've met are OBSESSED with sex, so you know, grosses me out) (and also I just don't like shipping in general-aroace) so I don't really have any opinions, but if I had to say something, at least it's not fucking Kermit x The Joker.

Also, don't call me "your grace", we're equals here. I'm not like that power-obsessed freak who has this weird hierarchy system and demands to be called "your liege" because he has low self-esteem and demands validation and praise because everyone around him judges and dislikes him BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING WEIRD AND DESERVES IT!!

Unlike him, I don't need a power trip, I have friends who actually like me.

But yeah, not really a shipper so I don't really have any opinions.

[spltlvlhous]

yeah i also find the hierarchy yhing weird and i refer to the ppl who tune in to my blog/blog w me my spltlvlneighbors ^_^ my wonderful neighbors

my community :)

٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

also,

@misspiggys-world miss piggy what r ur opinions on miss piggy x harley quinn?

[misspiggys-world]

miss Piggy LOVESSSSS Harley Quinn!!!! we make out on the weekends when my kermie is away 🤪✌️

[spltlvlhous]

it’s november 5th

[spltlvlhous]

okay now its REALLY a painting by tumblr user spltlvlhous

[spltlvlhous]

[spltlvlhous]

one time my sibling said “u cant just become internet famous its something that happens completely randomly” well even if its after i die my tumblr will always exist and be the grooviest blog on tumvlr it exists forever and ive been saying the same shit for months and months and months now. dan started making videos with the sole intention of getting phil’s attention. i just wanna make videos and art with the ppl whose work i admire. and, i’m an artist

and designer

(especially lighting design)

you areny gonna find this anywhere else.

you aren’t gonna find me anywhere else. im a blogger. i blog. blog blog blog blog everyday. i dont care about fame. i do not care for bloodlines.

, when someone feels connected to my creations

i am connected to them,

the universal language.

yes, dan and phil are british—

but i’m sure they’ll understand.

kocham cię, dan i phil.

[misspiggys-world]

🔗🤞🫶

[spltlvlhous]

make sure to lez out at least once

[spltlvlhous]

[misspiggys-world]

[sabrinasource]

SABRINA CARPENTER in the teaser for The Muppet Show

[misspiggys-world]

I love Sabrinaaaaa!!!!!! shes so CUNTY

[spltlvlhous]

im actually out of the loop i have no idea what the green thing is about

[misspiggys-world]

so when dan did his tour and was away from Phil, Phil got anxious or something and died all of the towels green. then they were late posting the podcast yesterday after the pajama week ( the little break that they have before they come back for the new year)everybody on Twitter started dying their Pages green. it wasn't their fault that the podcast was released late it was the company I think

[spltlvlhous]

#phermit4life check out this phermit fanart i love phermit i breathe phermit nothing soothes me more after a long day than staring at this painting and thinking about the eternal love of phil lester and kermit the frog

[misspiggys-world]

oh no my kermieeee3333333 🙀