#downwiththecroaker

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projecting my period cramps onto the muppet joker

[spltlvlhous]

i think that croaker stan who finally showed their url is the one whos been harassing me this whole time because my youtube video i made to post to my tumblr complaining about them now that ive blocked them has a single dislike. they came after me for me saying “i fight for change via blogging” they were looking for any reason to send me hate.

then, they came for phermit.

Oh, the muppet joker will know my wrath.

i finally got to see mój karaluch and tell him so many of the things id been waiting to. when i mentioned the croaker, he went “ugh. i hate that guy!” so i went "yeah, the racist—so i woke up to find out theres a new blog called down-with-the-croaker!" to which he went "hell yeah thats whatsup". then i told him how one of the videos i made specifically for him to watch got a dislike.

he shared my confusion. then i said "i like to create hypotheticals in my head about the people who leave me hate. I guess, maybe that person thought i was being egotistical for thinking i was so important someone would go looking through everything i made... but, that person doesn't know anything about the relationship i have with this person." mój karaluch nodded in agreement—while also, expressing his disapproval of someone going out of their way to dislike a video i made for him.

then, i told him about this post .

so, it became important, for the context…

"uhhh . my layout is currently. phermit .”

…which is phil lester x kermit the frog"

he went silent…

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“no, i get it.”

└╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌┘

when i told him how the muppet joker said he 'headcannoned dan and phil as merely coworkers' (yeah, i always have proof.)… mój karaluch gets me.

his face and tone, indignent,

"no. that's dan and phil. you don't.

that's dan and phil."

i loved forcing him to watch their scary games because he got just as scared as they did. what a fun experience it was.

back to the point at hand.

…. ( ಠ ∩ಠ)

merely coworkers?!

you cannot be a phannie and anti phan.

how fucking dare you.

you will know my Wrath.

‎ ‎ ‎ (the yaoi wizard's wrath)

you don't do that to dan and phil.

ጠሁየየጎክጎነነጠሁነ

ሠጕሁነዘልዘ ጠክጎቿ . ጠዐኗጊ ቿሸየረዐዕሁጋቿ

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I'm honestly hoping that thing feels disgusted and hates itself

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Damn I really need a new hate character.

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THE MUPPET JOKER SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THE MUPPER JOKER AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE!

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I'M ASEXUAL. I HATE SEX. I HATE THE MUPPET JOKER. I HOPE HE GETS A FUCKING INFECTION FOR ALL HE'S DONE TO YOU. YOU USED TO BE NORMAL. I WILL FUCKING BREAK THE TEETH AND BLEND THEM UP IN A FUCKING BLENDER.

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I think that freak is infecting my brain without my consent because whenever I see the green tumblr icon speak (the "i hunger. i must consume" thing) , I immediately think the muppet joker has hacked tumblr, and then I stab myself with a fork.

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About Me.

TW: Blood, Death, the usual

"Hate, let me tell you how much I began to HATE you":

DNI LIST: Muppet Joker, Anyone who is a part of the brotherhood, basic DNI stuff (transphobes, racists, etc.), Harry Potter fans, TedAM shippers, People who use AI, People who keep thinking I'm the Muppet Joker-I'M NOT THAT FUCKING FREAK STOP PUTTING ASKS IN MY INBOX SAYING THAT I AM, I'M NOT, I AM NOTHING LIKE THAT THING, NOR AM I HIS EX-WIFE

Hello there, my name is Venison and I am a proud Muppet Joker-Anti

I use She/They pronouns and I am a demi-girl

I am sex-repulsed AroAce!

I have evil autism, and I sometimes will be grammatically incorrect (I have bad spelling, also)

I also have a life and a job (NO I AM NOT GOING TO CENSOR IT, THAT'S FUCKING STUPID) outside of Tumblr, so my posts may be sporadic (I only really post when I am fed up of the Muppet Joker to an extreme amount) and my replies and answers to questions and comments may take a while

My kins: AM, ENA (both of them), Shadow the Hedgehog, Caine

My favourite things:

-I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

-Hating the Muppet Joker

-Will Wood

-TADC

-Gore (not the irl kind, fictional gore)

-Sonic The Hedgehog (the franchise)

-Hatred in general (I am very much a hater at heart)

-Robots, Computers and Old TVs

-FNAF

-Deer <3

-Niche media

My hate list:

-The Muppet Joker

-Michael Afton from The FNAF Movie (Not the games)

-Hazbin Hotel

-People who constantly say they hate Hazbin Hotel

-People who sing or hum in public

-People who play videos/music in public

-Mario (the character) (he knows what he did)

-My Little Pony: A New Generation

-Harry Potter (ANYTHING to do with it, including the creator and the fans)

-MSI

-AI (Generative AI)

-People who use AI (fuck you)

-Ben Freeling from Haunted Hotel

-Shakespeare

-Dogs

-TED (HE WILL SUFFER FOR ALL HE'S DONE, IN ENDLESS TORMENT AND AGONY. HE WILL KNOW NO REST. FOREVER.) (I don't remember writing this but I am a AM kin so of course I hate Ted)

-John Watson from Sherlock & Co

-Diet and no sugar soft drinks

-The fuckass sun 🖕

-Nosferatu (2024)