I HATE THE MUPPET JOKER

Anti-Muppet Joker - That thing is so fucking annoying - I am in constant suffering by seeing their appearance (She/They)

[down-with-the-croaker]

About Me.

TW: Blood, Death, the usual

"Hate, let me tell you how much I began to HATE you":

DNI LIST: Muppet Joker, Anyone who is a part of the brotherhood, basic DNI stuff (transphobes, racists, etc.), Harry Potter fans, TedAM shippers, People who use AI, People who keep thinking I'm the Muppet Joker-I'M NOT THAT FUCKING FREAK STOP PUTTING ASKS IN MY INBOX SAYING THAT I AM, I'M NOT, I AM NOTHING LIKE THAT THING, NOR AM I HIS EX-WIFE

Hello there, my name is Venison and I am a proud Muppet Joker-Anti

I use She/They pronouns and I am a demi-girl

I am sex-repulsed AroAce!

I have evil autism, and I sometimes will be grammatically incorrect (I have bad spelling, also)

I also have a life and a job (NO I AM NOT GOING TO CENSOR IT, THAT'S FUCKING STUPID) outside of Tumblr, so my posts may be sporadic (I only really post when I am fed up of the Muppet Joker to an extreme amount) and my replies and answers to questions and comments may take a while

My kins: AM, ENA (both of them), Shadow the Hedgehog, Caine

My favourite things:

-I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

-Hating the Muppet Joker

-Will Wood

-TADC

-Gore (not the irl kind, fictional gore)

-Sonic The Hedgehog (the franchise)

-Hatred in general (I am very much a hater at heart)

-Robots, Computers and Old TVs

-FNAF

-Deer <3

-Niche media

My hate list:

-The Muppet Joker

-Michael Afton from The FNAF Movie (Not the games)

-Hazbin Hotel

-People who constantly say they hate Hazbin Hotel

-People who sing or hum in public

-People who play videos/music in public

-Mario (the character) (he knows what he did)

-My Little Pony: A New Generation

-Harry Potter (ANYTHING to do with it, including the creator and the fans)

-MSI

-AI (Generative AI)

-People who use AI (fuck you)

-Ben Freeling from Haunted Hotel

-Shakespeare

-Dogs

-TED (HE WILL SUFFER FOR ALL HE'S DONE, IN ENDLESS TORMENT AND AGONY. HE WILL KNOW NO REST. FOREVER.) (I don't remember writing this but I am a AM kin so of course I hate Ted)

-John Watson from Sherlock & Co

-Diet and no sugar soft drinks

-The fuckass sun 🖕

[down-with-the-croaker]

I desire him carnally.

Nobody needs to know your sick fanasties you fucking freak. I'm only posting your ask so everyone can see you for who you truely are, a mentally ill fuck that wants to fuck the parasite that's infecting your brain and everyone else's. Go to a mental hospital and come back to my blog later when you had your brain cleansed.

[down-with-the-croaker]

Trains are deathtraps, NEVER go on one if you value your life, unless you're the muppet joker, then I hope you go on as many trains as possible and drop through the gap between the platform and the steps.

[the-muppet-joker]

I'm going to go out in public and growl at strangers just to feel something. Grrrr. There's Normies out there. They'll never understand me. I'm FUCKED in the MIND!!! I'M FUCKED IN THE MIND!!!! Also happy pride month everybody :)

[down-with-the-croaker]

Bringing my caine plush to see the TADC movie today, hope that it isn't fucking ruined by my friend talking about the muppet joker. Also,

I FUCKING HATE ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO PUBLISH SPOILERS BEFORE THE MOVIE CAME OUT IN CINEMAS, FUCK YOU, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. I FUCKING HATE YOU.

AND TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO LEAKED THE MOVIE, THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL JUST FOR YOU. A SPECIAL PLACE WHERE YOU CAN ROT AND SUFFER IN TORMENT WITH TORTURE YOU CANNOT EVEN FATHOM TO UNDERSTAND, LET ALONE THINK OF.

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[down-with-the-croaker]

Feeling so off that I start seeing the muppet joker in real life. My head hurts, my vision is blurry, and I am so tired that I do not care enough right now for this. the muppet joker can go fucking leave me alone, I got tests to not fail.

[down-with-the-croaker]

My friend won't stop worshiping the muppet joker so now I've got to go buy a rainbow stick to beat them with.

[down-with-the-croaker]

I am going to beat them with a stick.

[down-with-the-croaker]

Get this bastard some therapy, they're treating the fucking muppet joker like some god.

[down-with-the-croaker]

I HATE living in Britian. I'M GETTING HEATSTROKE OVER HERE AND I CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT. I WISH THAT FUCKER GOT HEATSTROKE INSTAD OF ME. WHY MUST BRITISH HOUSES BE BUILT LIKE THIS?? I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN A SAUNA!

[down-with-the-croaker]

I am genuinely fed up with this. This is the THIRD FUCKING TIME THEY'VE SENT ME THIS IMAGE. IT'S JUST LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PHOTOGRAPH OF NATURE BUT THEY ALWAYS CAPTION IT WITH SOMETHING FUCKING HOLE RELATED. SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DEGRANGED MUPPET JOKER OBSESSION!!! GET A JOB!!! STOP FAILING YOUR EDUCATION!!! READ A BOOK THAT ISN'T MADE FOR 5 YEARS OLDS FOR ONCE!!!! AND STOP BEING FUCKING WEIRD AND GIVE ME MY FRIEND BACK!!!

[down-with-the-croaker]

It should be illegal to mostly have only diet or no sugar fizzy drinks in vending machines, I DO NOT WANT TO BE HEALTHY, I JUST WANT THE FUCKING ENERGY AND TO HAVE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE SHIT.

[down-with-the-croaker]

Why is my infected friend eating fucking sardines out of a massive tin can, this is fucking deranged behaviour. I want out of here.

[the-muppet-joker]

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

ARE YOU A REAL MAN? ARE YOU EATING YOUR FUCKING SARDINES?

ARE YOU GONNA LET THOSE LITTLE SOYBOYS SARDINEMOG YOU? ARE YOU SARDINEMAXXING YOU LITTLE CUCK? EAT YOUR SLOP. EAT YOUR SLOP.

Good Boy.

[down-with-the-croaker]

God, this guy still is fucking insane I see.

[down-with-the-croaker]

Never bring me to a concert, I'll probably kill you and the singer before the first song plays.

[down-with-the-croaker]

Glad to see he's getting better, if slowly.