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They aren’t learning much today
if aesop sharp was a slav
and I’m back with a drawing of Eleonora ✨
school is keeping me in a tight chokehold with dozens of assignments but whenever I can I sketch something of mine🥲💕
Hear me out: MC and Seb exploring the underwater caves together
Hogwarts Legacy accurate to Victorian era HC
Being the cheap-ass that Headmaster Black is, he refuses to update the plumbing system.
So, every once in a while the toilet explodes due to the buildup of methane in the pipes.
A lot of bathrooms are closed due to repair.
Peeves unfortunately takes full advantage of this.
“Oops!” as he lights a matchstick in the bathroom.
Everett Clopton will forever hold a grudge against Peeves and plan for Peeves' demise for having to spend a week in the hospital wing, and the obvious nicknames that followed after the incident.
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It is extremely dangerous to be in a room with green wallpaper, which was dyed using arsenic.
Unfortunately, this means that for Slytherins, with its William Morris green wallpapers, there are several people who get sick from the toxic fume of arsenic.
Ominis has fainted multiple times in the common room.
Unfortunately for him, people assume he's just sleeping as always.
"Ha ha. Classic Gaunt, sleeping on the stairs." *while Ominis continues to die from the toxic fumes*
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The Great Fly Scare of the 1890s
The knowledge is expanding on these invisible germs, carried by rats, insects, dragons, etc.
A bug in the dorm? It's not just the girls screaming. It's the entire school.
Flies during meals at the Great Hall would be enough to send the students into panic, as they flee from the germ-carrier.
Sebsatian, with his best intentions to save everyone, will attempt to blast Confringo at every fly that he sees in the room, causing more damage than the flies to the general well-being of students.
"Damn. Stay. still. you!" *as he single-handedly destroys the Great Hall*
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Cigarette is readily available and recommended for students with asthma.
Leander Prewett had managed to fake his asthma to the nurse.
He always has a pack of cigarettes on him and won't stop offering one to you every time he sees you.
"Sorry, Professor Ronen. Nurse's orders," as he smugly takes in a long draw of a cigarette.
It pisses everyone off.
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Literally, everyone is a walking fire hazard. Anything made out of celluloid (early plastic used for clothes, brooches, collars, hair accessories, literally anything) combusts unwarranted.
Garetth Weasley is the only one who cheers amidst the screams and cries whenever there is a combustion in class, momentarily distracted from the boredom of the class.
Professor Sharp's hair had recently turned white from the stress.
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The Prefects' Bathroom comes with a wonderful selection of bath bubbles, rose water, ammonia, opium, arsenic, and cocaine to achieve the beauty standard of the Victorian era.
All the prefects, including Amit Thakkar, are high 24/7.
Ever since becoming a prefect, Amit Thakkar’s energy is always at 150%.
People have wondered about the change, but shrug it off as Amit being Amit.
“Eh. Knowledge is enough for Amit Thakkar to get high.”
As Amit rambles about how incredible astronomy is.
Source: How Victorians used poisons, Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home
Poppy & MC by Pasta As Avatar
My idiot child up to nothing smart
This game is pretttttttty
I love my OC!
*puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the hor
RIP Tobbs 🥺😭
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“Deek thinks you should be very proud of your personal army.”
Deek knows you put a lot of work into this!
Deek definitely thinks you should be proud of your army. 😇
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Thank you, Deek
So the concept of time magic and Professor Hecat’s situation opens the door for an interesting pairing that doesn’t squick me out: MC x Aesop Sharp where MC is an undercover auror who is tasked with investigating the ancient magic while acting as a bodyguard for Professor Fig.
MC can still be a young adult, say age 25 or so, so she never got to interact with Professor Sharp while he was an Auror, while likewise, Prof Sharp never instructed her as a student. Now she’s an adult in a 21 Jump Street situation and there’s still an age gap relationship but it sits much better with my personal comfort levels.
You could also investigate the angst where MC can’t share the secret about what’s she’s working on with Aesop because he’s retired, Aesop wanting to do more to help but being stuck behind his desk, and then both being conniving slytherins focusing on their goals. Maybe MC could heal Aesop’s leg with the ancient magic?
This headcannon is up for grabs and I would LOVE to see what writers do with it, I’m just an illustrator.💚
I often dream of you devouring me, your nose and chin covered in my juices, giving me the best pleasure I've ever known
I long for you to gently take me, and make me feel you inside me, making me moan out in pleasure, my dear Aesop, make me see stars
Yours,
Elle
a recently graduated hogwarts student 😉
A-aesop, are these the kinds of owls you get?? Oh dear
Oh dear
Aesop heaved a heavy sigh, squeezing the wadded up letter even harder in his pants pocket; looking for the nearest open flame, as if the shock had made him completely forget he could do magic at all.
"N-Not all of them, some are rather... polite, and simply inquisitive. But yes, many of them are of this *ahem* unsavory nature. I thought about returning the letter to the sender with a telescope catalogue attached, should they want to see the stars so badly. I cannot simply stop accepting owls, some of my students genuinely need my assistance; I suppose it's a risk we must take?"
A little treat for yall ❤️ I spend an ungodly amount of time searching for all the voice clips and cutting them together (not necessarily in the chronological order) 🙈
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