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My name is Miss Shaka Darling, but you can call me Miss Shaka or simply, Shaka. I am a fanfiction reader and writer; I write and post numerous fanfictions on this blog. Also, the majority of the fanfic stories on here are titled after songs that I listened to, liked, loved, and adore. Also, the majority of the fanfic stories on here are mature-rated. (MDNI!)
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Summary: After the MTV Movie Awards, Johnny and Beyoncé were in a hotel room watching TV until they talked about Zodiac signs. However, Johnny doesn't think that he's vividly creative; Beyoncé disagrees. So, they decided to make love to prove her point that he's very vividly creative.
Tags: Talking, Zodiac signs, Talking about Zodiac signs, Hotels, Hotel sex, Pillow talk, and Love making
Beyoncé and Johnny were in a hotel room watching TV, with the former on the bed, swaying her leg side to side, and the latter sitting on the floor, his back leaning against the front of the bed.
Beyoncé stopped swaying her leg and called his name. "Hey, Johnny."
Johnny turned his head to look at her. "Yes, darlin'." He said it with a nice southern accent.
"Being at the awards and interviewing you was great and all, but there is one thing I forgot to ask you while I was interviewing you." She explained casually.
"Oh, what is it, doll?" Johnny asked.
"What is your sign?" She asked.
"Sign? Like zodiac sign?" Johnny asked again.
Beyoncé nodded.
"Pisces. What about you, puddin'?"
"Virgo."
"Nice."
"Well..I heard that," Johnny went to the bed and sat next to Beyoncé. "Virgos are well focused and have natural problem-solving abilities." He explained.
"Really?" Beyoncé asked as she smiled.
"Yeah," Johnny replied as he smiled.
"Well, I heard that Pisceans are deeply empathetic and vividly creative," Beyoncé explained.
"Oh, really?" Johnny asked, surprised.
Beyoncé nodded, "Yep."
"Well, I do have deep empathy for people, but vividly creative, I don't know about that, Beyoncé," Johnny said.
"Oh, come on. You are." Beyoncé said as she slightly pushed him.
"No, I'm not."
"You are."
"I'm not."
"You definitely are."
"I'm definitely not."
"Okay, here's the deal, Johnny."
"Yeah?" He said.
"If you're not vividly creative, that you said you're not. Then, show me. Show me you're not vividly creative, Johnny." She said somewhat seductively.
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah, prove me wrong then, Johnny Knoxville." Beyoncé said as she dared him.
"Okay, problem solver. I hope your problem-solving skills are correct, dear." Johnny said.
"Okay," she replied as she gently placed her hand on his hand.
Johnny looked down at her hand on top of his, and Beyoncé did the same.
Then, they both looked at each other with deep admiration and intimacy. Beyoncé touched his cheek while Johnny put his strong, manly hand on her hand, where she caressed his cheek. Then, they slowly went closer and softly touched their lips.
They softly and gently kissed until the kiss got deeper and more passionate as they kept going. They lay on the bed as they kept making out. Johnny broke off the kiss to look at her deeply. "You're a beautiful kisser for a Virgo, doll." Johnny complimented.
Beyoncé smiled and blushed, "Why thank you, Johnny. And you're a beautiful kisser for a Piscean too."
"Well, thanks, doll." Johnny replied as he gently took her hand off his cheek.
They continued making out right after. Johnny had his delicate fingers on the back of her dress where the zipper was located, zipping all the way down, broke off the kiss, and took the straps of her golden dress to slowly pull them down, all the way down to take them off completely from her slender, smooth body.
"Fucking amazing," Johnny said under his breath.
Beyoncé sat up to look at him. "Hey! What's your mouth, Johnny." She scoffed.
"Sorry, dear." Johnny quickly apologized.
"Nah, it's alright. I'm just playing with you." She said as she chuckled and lay back down right after.
"Okay, doll." He replied before resuming his tactic by putting his hands on her panties and pulling them down slowly to take them off. Beyoncé slightly shivered from the cool air hitting her smooth nude body.
Johnny was amazed by the sight of her nude body. "Smooth like butter," Johnny said as he started to rub her legs. "Oh, baby. I'm going to make you feel good."
Johnny spread her legs and slowly started to eat her out, and Beyoncé moaned. "Mmmmh,"
Johnny had his hands on her legs and started thrusting her entrance with his tongue, and he did it while looking at her. "Mmmmh, Johnny." Beyoncé moaned.
Then, he started licking her clit, which drove her wild. What drove her even wilder was when he started going back to thrusting his tongue in and out of her entrance. What drove her even wildest was when he started going back and forth simultaneously. "Ohhhh, Johnny. Shit! You know how to eat my pussy. Yes! Like that." She moaned.
Johnny halted and slyly smiled at her. "Oh, look who's cussing. Huh, Beyoncé?"
Beyoncé sat up again to look at him. "Just shut up and keep eating my pussy, Johnny." She said as she pushed Johnny's head to her sweet entrance. Johnny continued his onslaught while Beyoncé lay back down again and moaned in pleasure. "Ohhhh, Ahhhh, Shit."
Beyoncé was losing her mind in pure pleasure while Johnny kept looking at her as he kept going. However, Beyoncé was about to reach orgasm sooner rather than later, and she didn't want it to obviously end. So, she stopped him by placing her hands on his face and gently pulling off her entrance, and Johnny went on top of her as she gently pulled him.
"Oh, Johnny." Beyoncé said as she caressed his face.
"Yes, doll?" Johnny replied as he looked deeply into her eyes.
Beyoncé was taking off his shirt, and Johnny raised his arms for her to do so, which she did, and then he put his arms down afterward. "Oh, Johnny. I can't wait for a Piscean to put his dick inside me." She said as she caressed his bare chest before she unbuckled his jeans, unzipped his fly, and pulled down his pants alongside his boxers to free his hard shaft.
"And I can't wait to drive a Virgo wild," Johnny replied as he kicked off his jeans and took off his socks with his feet.
Beyoncé kissed him again, and Johnny reciprocated the kiss without a second thought. The kiss was heavier and more passionate that he almost inside her on the spot. However, he wanted her to go on top of him, so he broke off the kiss and lay down on the bed.
Beyoncé was confused at first until Johnny gave her a sly smile and said, "I want you to ride me. So, hop on, doll."
Beyoncé smiled at him and turned off both lamps before officially going on top of him. "Okay, enter slow, Beyoncé," Johnny said softly.
She nodded at him and lowered herself slowly. She moaned as his length entered her while Johnny softly groaned from it. Johnny looked at her and asked, "Ready, doll?"
"Yeah, PJ. Been ready." Beyoncé replied.
"Now, do your thing, Beyoncé," Johnny said as he held her hips.
Beyoncé nodded at him before slowly starting to bounce up and down on him. She moaned as she went up and down while he groaned in pleasure as he kept holding her hips.
"Ohhhh, Johnny. This feels pretty good," She complimented as she moaned.
"I know, babydoll. Shit!" Johnny replied as he groaned and grunted.
Johnny lifted his head to look at her. "You can go faster and harder if you like." He added.
"Alright, Johnny." Beyoncé took his word and bounced faster and went a little harder on him, which she moaned loudly as a result. She caressed his face at first and then his chest for leverage. "Mmmh, your dick feels amazing inside me." Beyoncé said as she moaned.
"And your pussy feels so good for me to fuck in." Johnny replied as he groaned.
"Mmmh, I like it when you cuss, Johnny. It turns me on." Beyoncé commented as she moaned.
"You do? You fucking do?" Johnny asked as he cussed.
"Yes! More, More!" Beyoncé pleaded.
"Who knew that a Virgo riding my cock feels so fucking good?" Johnny said as he kept going.
"More!"
"Holy shit! I can go all fucking day." He continued.
"Please, more!"
"I love it when you fucking moan, riding my cock as you fucking moan from your gorgeous fucking mouth, and pleading me and saying my fucking name really gets me fucking going." He added.
"Yes! Yes! Johnny, Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" Beyoncé replied as she moaned loudly.
"Yes, yes. Keep moaning my name, Beyonce. Shit!" Johnny said as he groaned and grunted in pleasure.
Eventually, Johnny sat up and held her close. He caressed her back before he started to lick and suck her nipples, which drove her crazy. "Mmmmh, Johnny! Yes!" She moaned.
Beyoncé caressed his hair as she moaned. Johnny took his lips off her nipples and softly said, "You're amazing, doll. Your eyes, your lips, your hair, and your whole hot, smooth body. You're beautiful, Beyoncé. Fucking beautiful." He complimented as he shuddered.
"Mmmh, thank you, baby. I appreciate that," Beyoncé replied as she moaned.
"Always, Bee." He said as he gently smiled.
Beyoncé smiled as she kept moaning.
As they kept going at it, they eventually switched positions, with Johnny being on top of her. Johnny was going to town while Beyoncé held on his shoulders and waist all together, moaning while the television was still on in the background.
"Ohhhhh, Johnny! You're fucking amazing!" Beyoncé complimented as she moaned.
Johnny slyly smiled before commenting, "Look who's cussing now again."
Beyoncé immediately replied, "Shut the fuck up, and keep fucking me, dammit! Ohhhhh!"
Johnny slyly smiled again, "Yes, ma'am." He said as he continued going to town on her.
As he continued, Beyoncé eventually told him to go harder on her, and he didn't hesitate to do so. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Yes! That's The Spot! Keep Going! Harder! HARDER!"
Johnny held her close as he went harder in her. Beyoncé was losing her mind in pure sweet pleasure as she held on to him closely while Johnny gave her his all in the process.
Eventually, both Johnny and Beyoncé were reaching climax, and Johnny lifted his head a bit to look at her. "Beyonce," he said her name.
Beyoncé looked at him and said, "Yes, Johnny?"
"Are you about to cum, Bee?" Johnny asked as he was about to reach climax.
Beyoncé nodded.
"Me too. So cum with me, doll. Let's climax together, just you and me." He said.
Beyoncé nodded again and said, "Okay, Johnny."
They both held each other just to brace for the impact of climax. Then, they eventually came together as he promised her. Johnny looked at her, and Beyoncé looked at him as they caught their breath. Johnny softly caressed her cheek, and Beyoncé softly held his hand where he caressed her. "Oh, Beyoncé, you are so damn gorgeous, doll." Johnny said with his lavish southern accent.
Beyoncé smiled as she softly and gently let go of him.
Johnny smiled at her back before pulling out and using the comforter to cover them, then lying next to her and having his arm around her shoulder. Beyoncé went close and held him while Johnny had an epiphany as he lay down next to her. Johnny admitted that she was right; he was vividly creative, so he told her, "Well, Bee. You were right."
"Right about what?" Beyoncé asked.
"That I am vividly creative." He replied.
"See, you are vividly creative, which proves my point." She said gladly.
"Yeah, and it's all because of your problem-solving skills. So, thank you." He replied gladly as well.
"No problem, Mr. Vividly Creative." Beyoncé said as she trailed her finger on his chest.
Johnny smiled.
Beyoncé rested on his chest, about to go to sleep for the night. "I enjoyed my time here, Johnny."
Johnny admiringly looked at her and said, "Same here, Beyoncé." He gently caressed her shoulder with his thumb.
"Well, good night, Mr. Pisces." said Beyoncé, softly.
"Good night, Ms. Virgo." said Johnny, also softly.
Beyoncé smiled before hitting the hay for the night, while Johnny grabbed the remote and turned off the TV, then headed off to bed as well.
Me cosplaying as Stephanie Hodge about go to the movies to watch Jackass: Best and Last ✨️
(P.S. I'm already there on the last picture, just waiting for the showtime that I'm scheduled for. Also, two employees looked at me like I'm a weirdo. So be it lol)
(Also, I look more like PinkPantheress than Stephanie, lmao 🤣)
Whatta Man (Bam Margera x Missy Rothstein! Second Person POV!)
Summary: Missy (in second person) decided to spice up her and Bam's sex life by making him dress up as a firefighter and giving it to her hard while wearing it.
Tags: Bedroom, Bedroom sex, Roleplay, Dressing up as a firefighter, Kissing, Oral sex, Married couple, Moaning, Orgasm, Butt slapping, Swearing, and Licking.
A/N: This story is based on that one scene from Riverdale, where Archie dresses up as a firefighter for Betty in S5E8. Also, while i was watching the fourth season of Viva La Bam, I was like "what was his obsession with him dressing up as firefighter?" and that moment gives me an idea because of it. (P.S. the photo is AI, lol)
You and Bam lie beside each other. Eventually, you had a thought about your husband dressing up as a firefighter, so you had an idea to spice up their moment in the bedroom. So you turned to face him and said, "Hey, babe."
Bam turned his head to look at you and replied, "Yeah?"
"I have an idea," You said as you slyly smiled at him.
Bam softly sighed and asked, "What's your idea, Missy?"
"Well, I went to the costume shop, and-"
"And what costume did you bring?"
You had your index and middle finger and did a walking hand gesture on his bicep to his shoulder. "A Firefighter."
Bam was slightly surprised by your answer. "A firefighter, why?"
Your hand rested on his shoulder, "Because I saw you wearing a firefighter uniform a couple of times for the jackass crew."
"Okay, and?" He continued.
"And I want you to wear it, so we can spice up our sex life. So, what do you say, Bam?" You explained.
Bam thought about it before he eventually shrugged and said, "Oh, what the fuck, I'll do it."
You reacted excitedly when he accepted your request.
"Alright, where's the costume?" Bam asked as he slightly got out of bed.
"In the closet." You answered.
"Alright, I'll go get it, babe. Just for you." He replied as he made a quick smooch on your lips.
Before he walked to the closet to get the costume, you gave him a quick smack on his butt, which he slightly grasped it. "Okay, you really couldn't contain yourself. Huh, Missy?"
You shook your head as you bit your bottom lip.
"Just wait for me. Alright, Missy?" Bam said as he walked to the closet.
"Alright, Brandon." You said seductively as you assumed the position on their bed.
As Bam reached the closet, he opened the door and grabbed the costume before closing the closet door. Then, he went out, but before he went out of their room to change, he said, "Please don't go haul ass as you wait, alright?"
"Okay, Bam." You replied as you understood.
"Promise?"
You crossed your fingers and said, "Promise."
"Okay," Bam opened the door, left their bedroom, and closed the door to change.
Then, you were waiting for him to change, and as you were waiting, you slightly touched yourself.
A few minutes later, you heard his footsteps and then a knock on the door, which made you stop touching yourself.
You lay on the bed seductively as you prepare to see him and eventually have a wild time in your life, especially with your husband.
You were lying on their bed waiting for your husband to come in. "Are you ready, Missy?" Bam asked.
"I'm ready," You replied seductively as you were still lying down on their bed waiting for him.
"You sure?" He asked.
"Of course I'm sure. Just come out here, Bam." You said impatiently.
Then, Bam opened their bedroom door and entered their room wearing nothing but a firefighter outfit, with hat, suspenders, and everything. However, he was shirtless along with it, which made you more excited than before.
"Oh, wow." You said, surprised but yet simultaneously excited.
"How do I look?" Bam asked as he pulled the suspenders and snapped them back to him.
You sat up a bit to see him more. "Wow, I was not prepared for that."
"Tell me, Missy. How do I look?" Bam asked again.
"You look sexy as always. As you dress up as a firefighter for the jackass crew, you should be a firefighter instead of being a skateboarder, my firefighter." You said.
You slightly on your hands and knees before saying, "Now. Come here, hot stuff." You curled your index finger. Bam closed the door behind him and went to you.
"Alright, then. Lay down and-" Bam gently pushed you onto the bed before continuing to say, "let me rescue you, ma'am."
Bam eventually kissed you, slowly yet passionately. You indulge his kisses every second and minute of it. As you were passionately making out with him, you pulled the suspenders down, which Bam immediately pulled his arms out of the suspenders right after.
Then, you took the firefighter hat off him and threw it across the room somewhere, while not breaking off the kiss. Eventually, Bam broke off the kiss and looked at you with lust in his eyes. "Damn, you look so beautiful, Missy. Fucking beautiful."
"Thanks, honey." You replied.
"Now, let me see your tits." Bam said as he pulled up your shirt. After he did that, he was surprised yet glad that you were not wearing a bra. "Nice, that's a good girl," Bam said calmly as he slyly smiled at you.
Because of that, Bam fondled your bare breasts, which you quietly moaned. Then, he slowly started to trail his kisses on your stomach to almost your clothed core. However, as he reached there, he took his hands off your breasts and put them on each side of your shorts to slowly pull them down.
After Bam pulled them down to take them off, he sighed in relief and was delighted that you were not wearing any panties whatsoever. "Huh, you understood the assignment." He said slyly.
You nodded, "Yes,"
"Holy shit, you're going to make me the happiest man alive, Missy." Bam commented.
"Alright, Bam. Then what are you waiting for? Eat me out, my firefighter." You said as you slightly moved your leg.
Bam stopped your leg from moving and said, "Alright then, here I come." He eventually did the inevitable and started eating you out, but slowly at first, which you gasped and moaned from it. "Mmmh, uhhhh,"
As Bam listened to his wife moaning and enjoying the pleasure he was giving to her orally, he eventually picked up the pace and went faster, which made you moan louder than before. "Mmmh, Ohhhh, Oh Bam! Like That!" You moaned as you put your hand on your right bare breast.
Then, Bam put his fingers inside you and started going to town on your clit and fingering at a steady pace, which you slightly squeezed your breasts a little harder. "Holy Shit, Bam. You're on a roll, honey."
Bam stopped for a moment to look at you to ask, "You liked that, babe?"
"Obviously, so keep fucking going, Bam!" You replied with assertiveness.
"Damn, Missy. Alright," He said as he continued his onslaught.
You moaned loudly as you fondled your breast. Then, you had your other hand on your other breast and fondled that one too.
Eventually, you were ready for Bam to make you go wild, so you stopped him by saying, "Oh Bam, I want you to fuck me right now, you sexy fucking firefighter!"
Bam looked while still fingering you and said, "You wanna get fucked, right?" as he asked.
You nodded, "Yes," as you bit your bottom lip.
You stopped biting your bottom lip and said, "Also, can you go a bit rougher?"
"A bit rougher? Is that what you want, a bit rougher?" He asked.
You nodded.
"You sure, babe?" He asked again.
"Yeah," You answered.
"Alright, Missy." Bam pulled his fingers out of you, unzipped his fly, pulled down the trousers of the firefighter costume, and finally pulled down his boxers to show his hard, solid cock. He used his length and smacked it on your entrance, "So, are you ready to have my hard hose to put out your fiery pussy, Missy?" Bam asked slyly as he continued to smack his shaft on your entrance.
"Yeah, honey. Give it to me, firefighter." You replied seductively.
"Okay, babe." Bam rubbed his tip on your entrance before he went inside you, which you moaned softly.
He started thrusting at a steady pace at first, then last than 15 seconds later, he eventually took your word and started to go haywire on you, really going haywire on you like harder, faster, deeper, and rougher without mercy, which you moaned loudly as a result. "Ohhhh, Ahhhh, Yes! Fuck! Fuck Yes! That's The Spot!" You moaned as you still held your bare breasts.
As Bam kept going at the same pace as before, he took your hands off your breasts and immediately replaced them with his. "Ohhh, Yes! Keep Going, My Fireman!" You moaned loudly.
"Ohhhh, Bam! Talk To Me!" You continued.
"You like that?! You liked that I'm fucking you hard and rough, just like you wanted?" Bam asked as he railed you.
"Yes," you answered.
However, Bam wants to hear you louder, so he did it harder inside you, which forced you to answer him. "Yes, Bam, YES!! OHHHH!!!" You replied as you moaned to Bam's delight.
As he kept going, he took his hands off your breasts, took your left leg, and placed it on his right shoulder. After Bam did that, he held your leg and sensually licked your calf to one of your toes as he kept pounding you. "Ohhhh, So Deep, So Fucking Deep!" You loudly moaned.
"I can tell that you fucking like that, huh, Missy?" Bam commented.
"Yeah, YEAH!" You replied as you moaned again.
All of a sudden, Bam slowed down his pace and said, "Alright, I'm bored, I want to fuck you from behind now. So, turn the fuck around."
You seductively smiled and said, "Okay, my sexy firefighter."
Bam stopped and pulled out so that you could turn around and go all fours. After you assumed the position, he placed his hand on your butt and squeezed it before smacking it hard, which you reacted to by flinching and moaning right after.
Then, he went back inside you and resumed his fast, hard, and rough thrusts, which you immediately moaned. As Bam kept going, he smacked each side of your butt over and over again while you moaned each of his spanks over and over again.
Then, he slowly went to your ear and said, "Wow, your pussy is really on fire that I might have to put it out inside you instead of your pussy." Bam lightly licked your ear afterward, which you nearly came at his words, but you managed to keep it together.
After several minutes of Bam going to town, he eventually slowed his pace down again and paused right after. Bam pulled out again and smacked your butt to say, "Alright, Missy, I'm getting tired for a bit, so I want you to ride me instead." As he assumed the position.
"Okay, Mr. Firefighter." You replied seductively.
Before you assumed the position, you grabbed the firefighter hat and put it on your husband to his delight. "Alright. Now, get on top of me, girl." He said.
You finally assumed the position and started bouncing on him at a slow and steady pace at first, but then you started to go haywire on him, so much so that you immediately had your hands on his chest for leverage. "Oh My- Holy Shit! It Feels So Good, Babe!" You said as you moaned.
"I know, Babe! Just keep riding me, girl!" Bam replied.
"Okay, baby!" You said as you kept riding him like there was no tomorrow.
Minutes go by, and you move your hands off his chest and move them behind you to place them on his legs. Then, you started aggressively moving your hips front and back, which Bam likes very much. "Damn, girl! You're on a roll, babe." He said.
"Thanks, honey." You replied as you kept going.
Then, he had his hands on your hips and sat up to kiss you. As they were kissing, you had his hands all over his face. However, Bam broke off the kiss and immediately switched to him being on top again, which caught you off guard for all the right reasons.
Bam went more haywire than before, which you moaned loudly. "Ohhhh, Yes! Fuck!"
"You Make Me Feel Soooo Good! So Fucking Good!"
"Yeah, yeah, I know, babe." He replied.
As he kept going, he eventually went faster, let alone harder than before, which means that you immediately knew that your husband was going to release. "Ohh, Missy! I'm Gonna Put That Fire Out, Deep Inside You So That Fire Can Be Put Out, you know what I mean?" Bam said as he was getting close.
You were slightly confused a bit as to what he meant, "uhhh, okay."
Bam sighed before saying, "I'm Close, Missy." As he rephrased.
"Oh, I know that, but that is one cheesy firefighter one-liner, Bam." You replied as you moaned.
Bam sighed again and said, "Okay, Missy. Just stop talking and let me cum, okay?"
"That's..ohhhh...fine...ahhh...by...uhhh...me...ohhh...Bam." you replied as you moaned each word.
Then, you realized that he was really close, so you wrapped your arms and legs around his shoulders and waist, respectively, and pulled him close to you. "Give It To Me, Bam! Put That Fire Out In Me, Firefighter!"
"Alright, babe! Here it comes, Missy!" Bam replied as he was about to reach his climax.
Then, after one last strong thrust he gave you, he came inside you hard, every last drop of it in you. After that, Bam slumps over you and catches his breath while you slowly let go of your arms and legs from his shoulders and waist as you catch your breath.
After almost a minute of Bam hovering over you, he finally got off of you by rolling over and lying down next to you.
You blew a hair strand off your face and said, "Best Sex Ever,"
Bam turned his head and took off the hat to look at you, "Totally. Maybe next time, you should be a nurse and nurse me back to health, you know what I mean?" He said as he moved his eyebrows and winked at you right after.
"Bam," You heavily blushed and slightly pushed him while slightly giggling at him.
I was watching the "A Tribute to Ryan Dunn" special between 12:00 and 1:47 a.m. on June 20, 2026, exactly 15 years since his passing. The tribute was special to watch 🥲✨️
(P.S. The reason why I watched the special from 12 to 1 in the morning was that it was overwhelmingly emotional, hence why I took breaks in between just to rejuvenate. That's all.)
