perfect

hey i’m chris and i’m probably bored lmao follow me even though i’m not that great

[closed2-21-deactivated20201014]

car rides by yourself.. with loud music… are good for the soul.

[surprisebitch]

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

[oni-boyfriend]

[malwarewolf404]

[ike-loves-men]

[mistakeless]

why is soil rich and im not

[beyonslayed]

….me

[acoolsuggestion]

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

[luvbey]

I get road rage walking behind people.

[ladyghostbusters]

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

[normalshrimp]

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive

[w-e-b-k-i-n-z]

this is literally the most terrifying popup ive ever gotten in webkinz i didnt even do anythING

[foulserpent]

me: (listens to ‘take on me’)

me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back

[internetkilledmylife-deactivate]

remembering a really happy memory and wishing you could relive that moment 49238 times

[teenagerposts]

[stability]

[mistakeless]

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

[champagnepadre]

[officialwhitegirls]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[weavemama]

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF THE ARTHUR MEME I’VE EVER SEEN