I Made This At 1 A.M.

I ain't sorry.

[nevaehtyler]

This incredibly pure and important 

[khaliflow3r]

MY FRAGILE HEART

[insertepithethere]

😩💜

[dixonette1013]

If I ever not reblog this assume I’m dead

[mistakeless]

why is soil rich and im not

[joshpeck]

this is so funny & pure

[amirababe]

Help!

I'm always eating something... I have no future.

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are

[hotvampireadjacent]

I found this on facebook.

[evilrashida]

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[nymphmold]

ppl w curly hair are so important

[amirababe]

Thanks!

[dustymcdustball5]

Must have products

[flawlessvevo]

*drinks water once*

me:

[mileskane-deactivated20160717]

au where everyone is born with a very unique tattoo on their ankle, nobody else in the world has that tattoo.

every time you fall in love with someone, their tattoo appears somewhere else on your body. (not necessarily soulmates, just who you fall in love with.)

imagine people who fall in love easily having their bodies completely covered in tattoos.

aromantics who only have their own ankle tattoo on their body.

people who have love affairs having to cover up the other secret tattoo from their spouse/partner.

a new tattoo appearing on a celebrity’s body in new photos and a very lucky fan (who had recently met the celebrity) realizing that it’s their tattoo.

elderly ladies sitting around tables in nursing homes telling the story behind each of their tattoos.

kindergartners who giggle as they look at their own ankle tattoos together and dream about the future tattoos they’ll have when they’re all grown up.

people trying their best to deface tattoos of ex-lovers who broke their hearts, but they can never go away.

just think about this, guys.

[vaporevon]

ok but when u realize you have your partners tattoo and yours never shows up on them

[empressnacho-deactivated2017060]

THAT LAST ONE IS NOT NICE

[best-of-memes]

What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’

[but-deans-back-tho]

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

[delusion-of-negation]

The comment that saved the comic

[poky]

i envy people who can go to sleep seconds after closing their eyes

[cvcisme]

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

[paradisevole]

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[blvckdynamite]

God this is magical

[thesimpsonswayoflife]