lead me astray

31, he/him, gay, really into memery and pop culture stuff. and hairy guys.

[the-big-mood]

"You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"

Me:

[misterfluffels]

Friends, I'll be honest with you. I'm tired and I wanna go home.

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[ozempicofficial]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[hauntanelle]

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

[misterfluffels]

Friends, I'll be honest with you. I'm tired and I wanna go home.

[teathattast]

[pmamtraveller]

by Ungfio

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[suntara]

my favorite love language is trying, actually

[suntara]

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

[cottaegecore]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[free-my-mindd]

[catalisst]

Self - listen up!!

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[thatnordicguy]

WOULDST THOU SHIPPETH TO SPAIN?

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]