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[vile-things]

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

The vibe station…..

[kmspice]

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

[sharkpilot]

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

[bitchyblue]

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face

[crow--teeth]

my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!

me as she pressure points my throat:

[crow--teeth]

this is one of my favorite posts ive made because in the notes and tags you can see people making full callouts for their pets for exactly this reason

[crow--teeth]

me, doing absolutely nothing: :) 

my cat: i believe it is your sternum that is the enemy and i will not be dissuaded 

[marchery]

a cityspeaker, her bodyguard, and the living embodiment of *kill bill sirens*

[nyctosaurid]

i heard about doctor dolittle sticking his arms in a dragons ass before i saw the movie but i didn’t know that

1) this is the climax of the movie 2) the dragon is characterized as an old lady grieving for her lost husband 

[nyctosaurid]

so at the beginning of dolittle , dr dolittle’s wife dies and a large part of the film is that he’s depressed with grief, and then he meets the dragon (who’s guarding the macguffin) who’s also depressed with grief because her husband(?) died. they sit down and talk about it and you’re like, “aha, the climax of the film is that his empathy towards animals and his particular sort of grief will let him help the dragon where everyone else has only ever tried to fight it, because movies generally have themes”. so they talk about their grief and he’s abruptly like “i diagnose you with ass blockage”, and then removes a bagpipe from the dragons ass. then the dragon is like “let me return the favor” and I’m sitting there having a panic attack thinking about what the dragon means by that. 

[misterhewo]

ok I need to see this

JUSTINE COME SEE IT WITH ME

[gaycism]

He’s so fucking funny

[conocula]

[robosoapy]

greek mythology au?? 😳💦

[lukeskywalking]

noah fence but a rogue stormtrooper inciting a rebellion and then becoming a jedi is a way more compelling redemption story than a privileged white boy who murders his father in cold blood then pouts about it because he feels a little bad

[teaboot]

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

[teaboot]

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

[teaboot]

An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

[inner-muse]

They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”

Me: “So?”

[illnessisnteasy]

Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!

Thanks to the pills.

[misterhewo]

Follow me at EclipsingOrion

long story short, changing my main accounts.

To see more of my projects & reuploads of my art, follow me @eclipsingorion

I’ll ocassionally crosspost & update over here so everyone knows when/where I’m making content now. ✌️✌️

[misterhewo]

Years of age and abandonment show in the cracks of a once brilliant statue. Despite the damage, Alekos recognizes the face of the sun herself…

LEXIMANCY CONTINUES TOMORROW WITH CHAPTER 2; THE DREAM