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vile-things

mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti

The vibe station…..

kmspice

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

sharkpilot

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

bitchyblue

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face

#ive caught so many of my students getting stuck

crow--teeth

my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!

me as she pressure points my throat:

crow--teeth

this is one of my favorite posts ive made because in the notes and tags you can see people making full callouts for their pets for exactly this reason

crow--teeth

me, doing absolutely nothing: :)

my cat: i believe it is your sternum that is the enemy and i will not be dissuaded

marchery

a cityspeaker, her bodyguard, and the living embodiment of *kill bill sirens*

nyctosaurid

i heard about doctor dolittle sticking his arms in a dragons ass before i saw the movie but i didn’t know that

1) this is the climax of the movie 2) the dragon is characterized as an old lady grieving for her lost husband

nyctosaurid

so at the beginning of dolittle , dr dolittle’s wife dies and a large part of the film is that he’s depressed with grief, and then he meets the dragon (who’s guarding the macguffin) who’s also depressed with grief because her husband(?) died. they sit down and talk about it and you’re like, “aha, the climax of the film is that his empathy towards animals and his particular sort of grief will let him help the dragon where everyone else has only ever tried to fight it, because movies generally have themes”. so they talk about their grief and he’s abruptly like “i diagnose you with ass blockage”, and then removes a bagpipe from the dragons ass. then the dragon is like “let me return the favor” and I’m sitting there having a panic attack thinking about what the dragon means by that.

misterhewo

ok I need to see this

JUSTINE COME SEE IT WITH ME

gaycism

He’s so fucking funny

conocula

robosoapy

greek mythology au?? 😳💦

lukeskywalking

noah fence but a rogue stormtrooper inciting a rebellion and then becoming a jedi is a way more compelling redemption story than a privileged white boy who murders his father in cold blood then pouts about it because he feels a little bad