King of MSPA

I am Andrew Hussie and I am your GOD. I run MS Paint Adventures. I'm the author of Homestuck, Problem Sleuth, Bard Quest, Jailbreak, and a shitton of other things nobody really reads anymore. I like movies and stuff I guess. I just don't have much time for them anymore because Homestuck keeps me busy. Also traveling is p cool except I don't get to go too far. I enjoy making the Homestuck fandom cry and also the Full Hentai is a good dance move that you should all learn. |Andrew Hussie RP blog| assholes massaging my voluptuous lips

[misterhussie]

((happy homestuck day i havent done a homestuck in many years because im k-pop now. stream boy with luv for clear skin. follow me on twit @daydreamfeli. luv u))

[misterhussie]

In honor of 4/13/2019, I demand that I gain enough followers to reach the 413 mark again.

I have 361. You have until noon.

[ironicbeats]

i made a tutorial on how to stick a peanut up your anus and i was going to submit it to manbert but then tumblr

[misterhussie]

It's been real and it's been fun but it ain't been real fun. I'm getting back to work. See you at upd8 time. Whenever that is.

[misterhussie]

Shit the police are outside. Dave, what have you done?

[ironicbeats]

the nipple police are here

i alerted them to your lack of nipple licenses

how did you expect to fly those babies without a license sir

[misterhussie]

They're just jealous because I'm chatting with babes all day. I'm typing with my airplane nipples.

[misterhussie]

Shit the police are outside. Dave, what have you done?

[billciipher]

this

is for dave

[misterhussie]

Hot.

[misterhussie]

It’s like you fuck the dog except you fuck the peanut instead.

[ironicbeats]

no im not crying a peanut shell just flew into my eye

[misterhussie]

RIP Dave, he fucked the peanut too hard.

[ironicbeats]

You sound like you might be a closet peanut fucker.

what the fuck did you just call me

im literally calling the president right now

[misterhussie]

You're wasting your time. Me n Obama are as tight as your ass around those peanuts.

[kerink]

Oldbert is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those peanuts, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

[misterhussie]

Tumblr user lonzu called me a nerd.

[misterhussie]

Fuck. I fucked up. I accidentally responded to a message privately. I'm trash.

[misterhussie]

Overlord Hussie. I like that.

[misterhussie]

Hello Overlord Hussie, I have a question! *Sits down with my business glasses and pen* Who is your FAVOURITE Homestuck character, and why? :3 and do you have any ships?

Favorite character is definitely that voluptuous beauty Vriska. Also my favorite ship is Me x Rufio.

[misterhussie]

i thought u were gonna be this really holy godlike exclusive person who doesnt talk to anyone unless theyre also really famous but you actually seem p normal so wow

Normal except for the part where I'm godlike, that part is totally true.

[misterhussie]

Hussieruya will never die

Amen.