The Everso Closely Guarded Line

What? Description? Really? What is there to say... this is a tumblr, and I post on it. I also wear clothing. Things I post a lot of: Fun Music, Pictures that make me laugh, and a little bit of everything in between. If you want to find my Animal Crossing blog, it's lettucecrossing, and my Dead Milkmen blog is milkmanmoo. Lettuce is a nerdy girl.

[misterlettuce]

Hey, it’s me.

[noiverns-deactivated20140613]

[misterlettuce]

It’s me!

[art-yeti]

“Celebrating Sax: Instruments and Innovation” exhibition at The Met… or aka the horrific past of brass

[ganserband]

Upcoming dates!

[misterlettuce]

Ganser kicked ass at Popfest!

[misterlettuce]

Air-sea Dolphin are cool. Air-sea Dolphin has Robert Schneider (The Apples in Stereo) in it. Air-sea Dolphin has The Brothers Chaps (Homestar Runner) in it. Air-sea Dolphin are way cool.

[misterlettuce]

Someday this egg will hatch, and it will be awesome.

[as-warm-as-choco]

don’t

[cherryholley]

watch the whole thing

[dudettte]

where can i get this

[zhe-lazy-fox]

such agression in two glass eyes on a toy XD

[mieudiary]

crack an egg

[transtastic15-blog]

(Picture of a house across the street from Westboro Baptist Church)

Hello lovely trans and nonbinary people! You all are so wonderful and great and valid! I hope you have a good life and focus on the good things! You deserve it!

[misterlettuce]

Hello world, I guess that I'm an egg.

[baseballcardvandals]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck that.

[memewhore]

[pythonmelon]

@heterophobichorse

[logarto]

daddy pig is a bear

[joewalshisokiguess]

[joewalshisokiguess]

Hey there, joewalshisokayiguess, how has life been treating you lately?

pretty good hun. just eating a chocolate bar with almonds. hanging out with some cats. u??

[misterlettuce]

It’s been alright. I work a lot nowadays, but it at least makes me money. Besides that, I’m relaxing with the internet this evening and some jellybeans. Did you get any of that ridiculous rain today?

[joewalshisokiguess]

yeah jobs are groovy like that. jellybeans? what kind? i like the most generic jelly beans you get that are just big and all the primary colors. although i almost always talk myself out of eating pure processed sugar and weird chemicals disguised in the ingredients as colors and numbers. 

Anyway i babble. yeah saw a load of rain today. A lot for GA lately, no? 

[misterlettuce]

Jelly Belly jellybeans. They’re one of my favorite sweets, because they have 40 different neat flavors in each bag, and the flavors are so good. I really need to talk myself out of eating pure processed sugar as well, but I’ve had a ginormous sweet tooth my whole life, and it’s so damn hard to kick it. Baby steps, baby steps… and I just keep telling myself that I’ll start eating better in January after my next birthday. Dude, it’s been absolutely ridiculous rain for GA lately! I was out in Marietta doing some thrift shopping this afternoon, and holy crap it just started pouring water out of the skies!!! Absolute pain in the ass!

[joewalshisokiguess]

they only have 40 flavors? i thought they had like 40 million flavors. 

thrifting cool find anything cool? 

anyway i trust you’ll have great luck with changing your tastes in food.  you should write  songs documenting your journey!

my name is mister lettuce and i 

love almond joy

almond joys give me joy

since i was a boy

well my name is misterlettuce and I 

turn my heart to salad

cause as you know this snickers bar is only 

delicious for a second

when you eat a salad you appreciate 

the good it does 

so thats why they call me misterlettuce

because i carrots cheese and crackers ranch and onions and dressing

those  words are catchy i thin k you  can work with that in your song.

[misterlettuce]

Yeah, I think that they do have like 40 million flavors, but they only advertise 40 in the bag. I know that they have other special flavors that they have in special packs and stuff too. As for thrifting, I got a pink flamingo puppet recently, the kind with the strings and the thing that you hold in your hand to make it walk and stuff. Besides that, nothing too wild and crazy lately, although I did get some neat new wave records a month or two ago. Yeah, I should definitely document my journey into the world of foods in song… My name is Mister Lettuce and I’m hooked on sweets, that’s why my toes are numb, but I can’t stay away. I’m big on jelly beans, the Jelly Belly flavors make the cut sure my blood sugar was almost 250, so I should probably give them up. I like ice cream, many different flavors make for a good food group, I’m sure that I’ll be okay if I have just one scoop. There’s cakes and donuts and candy bars to make me smile, But to negate the effects from eating all of those, I’d have to walk a mile. I kinda like the idea of living as long as I can and keeping my feet, so perhaps broccoli and cheese and bacon would be neat. I’d rather not have to be reliant on having insulin shots, so maybe I’ll just throw some good veggies and some chicken into the hot pot. My name is Mister Lettuce, and I can’t keep killing myself slowly with food, but would waiting until my next birthday to make these changes be rude? I know that I really need to treat myself better because I’m worth it, but holy shit, this isn’t fair, I promise after January 15th, I’ll change.

[joewalshisokiguess]

yeah man

who wants to join our band

give mister lettuce a hand 

at taking a stand

he likes doritoes

he like burritos

he likes donuts and he likes coco pebbles

he’ll pop a coke he’ll pop a pepsi

he’ll swig a dr. pepper and eat a bucket of popcorn if his mind would let him

and that’s all okay

as long as he’s in control

but he’s got soul

and you can’t have soul unless you’re out of control

so he’s gotta keep it real

he’s gotta eat some dill

he’s gotta change the way his mind feels

the definition of food

comes from you

not a book

and if you want to feel well 

you gotta learn how to cook.

(mid 80s percussive mouth breathings/Indian war calls)

[misterlettuce]

I hope that people don’t think that I’m trying to be rude, but seriously, I really have a thing for food!

[joewalshisokiguess]

Hey there, joewalshisokayiguess, how has life been treating you lately?

pretty good hun. just eating a chocolate bar with almonds. hanging out with some cats. u??

[misterlettuce]

It’s been alright. I work a lot nowadays, but it at least makes me money. Besides that, I’m relaxing with the internet this evening and some jellybeans. Did you get any of that ridiculous rain today?

[joewalshisokiguess]

yeah jobs are groovy like that. jellybeans? what kind? i like the most generic jelly beans you get that are just big and all the primary colors. although i almost always talk myself out of eating pure processed sugar and weird chemicals disguised in the ingredients as colors and numbers. 

Anyway i babble. yeah saw a load of rain today. A lot for GA lately, no? 

[misterlettuce]

Jelly Belly jellybeans. They’re one of my favorite sweets, because they have 40 different neat flavors in each bag, and the flavors are so good. I really need to talk myself out of eating pure processed sugar as well, but I’ve had a ginormous sweet tooth my whole life, and it’s so damn hard to kick it. Baby steps, baby steps… and I just keep telling myself that I’ll start eating better in January after my next birthday. Dude, it’s been absolutely ridiculous rain for GA lately! I was out in Marietta doing some thrift shopping this afternoon, and holy crap it just started pouring water out of the skies!!! Absolute pain in the ass!

[joewalshisokiguess]

they only have 40 flavors? i thought they had like 40 million flavors. 

thrifting cool find anything cool? 

anyway i trust you’ll have great luck with changing your tastes in food.  you should write  songs documenting your journey!

my name is mister lettuce and i 

love almond joy

almond joys give me joy

since i was a boy

well my name is misterlettuce and I 

turn my heart to salad

cause as you know this snickers bar is only 

delicious for a second

when you eat a salad you appreciate 

the good it does 

so thats why they call me misterlettuce

because i carrots cheese and crackers ranch and onions and dressing

those  words are catchy i thin k you  can work with that in your song.

[misterlettuce]

Yeah, I think that they do have like 40 million flavors, but they only advertise 40 in the bag. I know that they have other special flavors that they have in special packs and stuff too. As for thrifting, I got a pink flamingo puppet recently, the kind with the strings and the thing that you hold in your hand to make it walk and stuff. Besides that, nothing too wild and crazy lately, although I did get some neat new wave records a month or two ago. Yeah, I should definitely document my journey into the world of foods in song... My name is Mister Lettuce and I’m hooked on sweets, that’s why my toes are numb, but I can’t stay away. I’m big on jelly beans, the Jelly Belly flavors make the cut sure my blood sugar was almost 250, so I should probably give them up. I like ice cream, many different flavors make for a good food group, I’m sure that I’ll be okay if I have just one scoop. There’s cakes and donuts and candy bars to make me smile, But to negate the effects from eating all of those, I’d have to walk a mile. I kinda like the idea of living as long as I can and keeping my feet, so perhaps broccoli and cheese and bacon would be neat. I’d rather not have to be reliant on having insulin shots, so maybe I’ll just throw some good veggies and some chicken into the hot pot. My name is Mister Lettuce, and I can’t keep killing myself slowly with food, but would waiting until my next birthday to make these changes be rude? I know that I really need to treat myself better because I’m worth it, but holy shit, this isn’t fair, I promise after January 15th, I’ll change.