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@justinbieber: @LiamPayne ........a two for one special ?

@LiamPayne: @justinbieber you're an idiot. whats up man

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@LiamPayne: kind of need a coke, a bj, and a massage all at once

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imessage / bro god

justin: lmfaoooo a home away from home , huh ?? but dw i'll send her ur shit & u will work ur fuckin magic ....can i be the godfather tho ??? like let's not fuck around hERE i'm cupid

justin: stop playing w/ me cause i will pack all my shit & call my private jet in a heartbeat tbh

liam: yeahh i missed my LA fam, and sheryl got bear so no need to be up her ass. aye, lit.

liam: MY NIGGA IM SERIOUS

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imessage / bro god

justin: sup bruh

justin: that's my old lil thang chantel from Y E A R S ago like on some 2012 bullshit

justin: OOPS 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

justin: lmao ya boy needs a fucking vacation cause we're kind of like ??? on a break ??? shit is getting too real smh

liam: broo i just got a crib in downtown LA, give her my number. tryna put another kid on her

liam: lets fucking go ???????????? ive been craving mexico again

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imessage / bro god

justin: wasguuuud broday

justin: hit me ????

justin: but if it's abt some fuck shit then im sorry aight

justin: i'll suck ya dick good tho

justin: LMFAOOOOOOOOO I'M BUGGIN

liam: hello hello

liam: who was that shorty you posted ? are ya'll a thing ?

liam: LMAOOOOOO WAIT NO

liam: nah fr, and whats going on with the wife

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niixls:

say no to drugs, li, tell ‘em niall sent ‘ya. what exactly makes you think that ? if anything, i feel like you’re overqualified for the job. i know a good place to start, man, our feet could stumble on to the next …literally.

i for one am a fan of drugs. i like this idea. but aye, i found this apartment and i can really see myself in there. with bear too of course.

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imessage / bro god

liam: aye justin

liam: i got a few questions

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niixls:

exactly, bad things happen to those who rush …is that the saying ? everyone wants a dad, man, come on ! besides, there’s so much more to ‘ya than just that. stop playing with me, li, ‘ya better not be joltin’ with me or else. but, you can definitely count me there, man, it’s been a while since i’ve been out on the party scene. aye, anything’s possible ! although, quite honestly, i don’t think you’re that …erm, what do the kids call it ? messy ?

i think it’s... i forgot, shit. but i get what ya getting at. nah, i think i’m a little bit out of the game, kid. i guess. we’ll see. felt that. you got any places you wanna hit ? you’ve been here longer. 

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niixls:

she’ll come to me when she’s all dandy and ready, li. took ‘ya years, man, glad to see the transition over to the dark side. consider this in the utmost dramatic way, ‘ya ready ? how about ‘ya use your ‘lil ol’ nialler as a reason …think about it.

you right, shouldn’t rush it. but who wants a dad anyways ? ah, i see what you’re doing here. i’ll visit for sure. actually.. surprise, ni. i just got off a plane and im about to check into my hotel. so bar tonight ? maybe we’ll run into a girl or.. two. but i’m gon’ look at some apartments in the morning, really see if i want to be here. who knows, maybe i’ll get a spot on love and hip hop.

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niixls:

i dunno, pal, it’s lookin’ pretty dry over here on this side …so, quite honestly, there’s not much for ‘ya to really worry about. but hey, i’ll remember to wrap ‘em up next time ! listen, if you and cheryl ever need a break to do …uh, whatever ya’ll do, then i’m here, alright ? 

sounds like you need a girlfriend. speaking of, i think i’m ready to finally move on so we gotta go bar hoppin’. yeah, speaking of though. i think i’m tryna move out of the UK again. LA is lookin’ pretty sweet but i ain’t gotta reason to go.

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bro, let me tell you... being a dad is just as hard as it was last week. don’t do it, you have all this time. i rather be at the strip club right now and instead i’m watching cheryl breast feed. s.o.s.

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