idontwannabeyou.

if t e a r d r o p s could be bottled, there'd be SWIMMING POOLS filled by m o d e l s. told " that T I G H T D R E S S is what makes you a whore " ! if " i love you " was a promise, would you BREAK it if you're honest ? tell the mirror what you know she's heard before, i don't wanna be you a n y m o r e. hands getting cold, losing FEELING’S getting old. was i made from a BROKEN mold ? hurt, i can't shake ! we've made EVERY mistake, only you know ( THE WAY ) that i break.

[niixls]

@selenagomezbieber: broken. terrified. in need of some sort of release.

@NiallOfficial: @selenagomezbieber nandos. on me.

[niixls]

misterljp.

i for one am a fan of drugs. i like this idea. but aye, i found this apartment and i can really see myself in there. with bear too of course.

‘ya have a good head on your shoulders, boss, i think you’ll be just fine, regardless. that’s good though, that’s exactly what ‘ya need. i’ll come over, here and there, for niall-overs.

[niixls]

misterljp.

i think it’s… i forgot, shit. but i get what ya getting at. nah, i think i’m a little bit out of the game, kid. i guess. we’ll see. felt that. you got any places you wanna hit ? you’ve been here longer. 

say no to drugs, li, tell ‘em niall sent ‘ya. what exactly makes you think that ? if anything, i feel like you’re overqualified for the job. i know a good place to start, man, our feet could stumble on to the next ...literally.

[niixls]

imessage / open

CAMILA: shit can u give me credit

CAMILA: FUCK i hate guessing games. and how do u know me? were u that guy i kissed at the bar that one time?

NIALL: minor ...unless you feature on it w/ me

NIALL: the same way everyone knows you ? on the telly ? no ...but it's good to see the way that you get down lol

NIALL: frisky

[niixls]

imessage / open

CAMILA: i got this new phone but there's a bunch of saved contacts still ?????? well they don't have names..

CAMILA: just a bunch of numbers ya know

CAMILA: bitch im shook wtf

CAMILA: sorry for blowin up your phone but im camila. just thought i'd take a shot at texting strangers today

NIALL: texting strangers, next single off my album 😛

NIALL: i know who you are, miss camila, well ...sorta? now i think it's only fitting that you try to guess who i am, cool?

[niixls]

misterljp.

you right, shouldn’t rush it. but who wants a dad anyways ? ah, i see what you’re doing here. i’ll visit for sure. actually.. surprise, ni. i just got off a plane and im about to check into my hotel. so bar tonight ? maybe we’ll run into a girl or.. two. but i’m gon’ look at some apartments in the morning, really see if i want to be here. who knows, maybe i’ll get a spot on love and hip hop.

exactly, bad things happen to those who rush ...is that the saying ? everyone wants a dad, man, come on ! besides, there’s so much more to ‘ya than just that. stop playing with me, li, ‘ya better not be joltin’ with me or else. but, you can definitely count me there, man, it’s been a while since i’ve been out on the party scene. aye, anything’s possible ! although, quite honestly, i don’t think you’re that ...erm, what do the kids call it ? messy ?

[niixls]

misterljp.

sounds like you need a girlfriend. speaking of, i think i’m ready to finally move on so we gotta go bar hoppin’. yeah, speaking of though. i think i’m tryna move out of the UK again. LA is lookin’ pretty sweet but i ain’t gotta reason to go.

she’ll come to me when she’s all dandy and ready, li. took ‘ya years, man, glad to see the transition over to the dark side. consider this in the utmost dramatic way, ‘ya ready ? how about ‘ya use your ‘lil ol’ nialler as a reason ...think about it.

[niixls]

misterljp.

bro, let me tell you… being a dad is just as hard as it was last week. don’t do it, you have all this time. i rather be at the strip club right now and instead i’m watching cheryl breast feed. s.o.s.

i dunno, pal, it’s lookin’ pretty dry over here on this side ...so, quite honestly, there’s not much for ‘ya to really worry about. but hey, i’ll remember to wrap ‘em up next time ! listen, if you and cheryl ever need a break to do ...uh, whatever ya’ll do, then i’m here, alright ?