Call me Daddy.

Michael Harris. Sports Advertising. Husband to Ellie. Father or Nora and Twins*. Georgia Born, Living in New York.

[misterrmichael]

Happy Birthday

@thesecondson you’re officially old. 

[misterrmichael]

Thanks to

[misterrmichael]

domzphillips:

Anything to help the Harris Clan! Pretty sure I’da been disowned if I didn’t help :P

Pretty sure Sam would have went and got you regardless if you wanted to help if you hadn’t shown up. 

[misterrmichael]

Thanks to

@subbyrichardson @domzphillips @yaboydarrenvasq

We are officially moved into the new place! Goodbye, Chelsea and Hello, Upper West Side. 

[misterrmichael]

Nova Jeanne and Noah Jayce were born on April 8th, 2018. Noah was born at 3:17am at 4lbs, 8oz, 16 inches long and his sister followed Nova 3:32am at 3lbs, 11oz, 15 inches long. Both babies are healthy and we plan on being home in 3-4 days! 

[naomixryan]

Oh my gosh!! Congratulations, Mike! I’ll be over as soon as the bakery closes to visit!

[misterrmichael]

Thanks. That sounds great! I’ll let Ellie know/. 

[misterrmichael]

Nova Jeanne and Noah Jayce were born on April 8th, 2018. Noah was born at 3:17am at 4lbs, 8oz, 16 inches long and his sister followed Nova 3:32am at 3lbs, 11oz, 15 inches long. Both babies are healthy and we plan on being home in 3-4 days! 

[misterrmichael]

[misterrmichael]

Z/Michael PMs 3/25/18

Zach: And with a kid! And you with a kid! Times have indeed changed.

Zach: why the need for a change?

Michael: With twins on the way. You haven't met Ellie have you? You need to, she's the best, you'll love her.

Michael: We needed the bigger space. Two bedrooms, 5 people doesn't work.

[misterrmichael]

Z/Michael PMs 3/25/18

Zach: Kind of ironic considering Auntie and Uncle used to worry about a Harris trying to bed a Phillips...

Zach: Oh? Where to?

Michael: Who is now a Richardson, how times change.

Michael: Just a little north. Still in Manhattan.

[misterrmichael]

Z/Michael PMs 3/25/18

Zach: I mean, I dunno. It was a close race better you and little J there for a while~

Zach: Not too shabby. Just moved to the big apple for a teaching job. How's the city life been treating you?

Mike: Do I need to worry about a Phillips trying to sleep with my baby brother?

Mike: Oh really? Interesting. The city is treating me well. I'm moving in a couple weeks so that should be.... fun.

[misterrmichael]

Z/Michael PMs 3/25/18

Zach: Well well well, if it isn't my favorite Harris. How's it hanging, Mikey?

Mike: I better be your favorite Harris. I'm well, and yourself, Zachery?

[submissivexelliexbrown]

Love taking pictures with my girl on our way to see Daddy ( @misterrmichael ) at work!

[misterrmichael]

My girls :) 

[thesecondson]

Great Idea.

[misterrmichael]

clarkrichardson:

Sigh.

@misterrmichael​ your brother is being an idiot again.

Nope. I don’t know handle James and sexuality matters. 

@submissivexelliexbrown​ your brother is being an idiot again. 

[daddys-lil-baby-cakes-deactivat]

😍Daddy Phrases😍

- Excuse me. - Little One. - I said no. - Do it, see what happens. - I think someone wants spankings. - Oh, really? - *uses your first name* - *does that growling thing* - Keep arguing. - Bedtime, NOW. - What did you say? - Say it again, I dare you. - You have rules, follow them. - And you thought you could just ____ , and get away with it? - See what happens when you tease. - *eyebrow raise* - Do you understand? - That’s final. - You will ask properly. - Did you just cuss?

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[misterrmichael]

I found an apartment.

[misterrmichael]

clarkrichardson:

Makes sense. I’ll keep my eye out. Have you considered any more about moving near Jersey? Our neighbors might be selling in the next year.

Oh, damn... Ellie would die if we lived to each other. 

[misterrmichael]

I found an apartment.

[misterrmichael]

clarkrichardson:

Gave up on the house hunting, huh?

The babies will be here in two months, I figured it was better to just find a place to rent for the year and maybe keep looking house-wise. Hope for a raise. 

[misterrmichael]

I found an apartment.

3 bedrooms, 2 baths in Lincoln Square so close to Central Park AND pretty close to Juilliard, so maybe that will inspire some greatness. 

[misterrmichael]

Texts || Michael and Sam

Sam: Your brother is posting naughty things again.

Michael: ....why are you telling me this?

Sam: Because! It's distracting! and I haven't slept yet and.... It's rude.

Michael: It's only rude if you're not getting laid enough.

Sam: Are you telling me that you are? You have a baby too!

Michael: Lmao, how do you think that Ellie got pregnant again, Sammy?

Sam: Well... true.

Michael: ;)

Sam: BUT I BET that's because Nora sleeps more than 20 minute increments!

Michael: Well, I mean, I can do a lot in 20 minutes.

Sam: ....

Michael: What? She cooks, I fuck her. It's multi-tasking at it's finest.

Sam: Gross, that's my best friend!

Michael: Oh, please. I know you've fucked her now, remember?

Sam: ......touche.

Michael: If you're not getting enough sex, let Clark know. I will bet he will gladly fix that.

Sam: Yeah, but I'm so tired.

Michael: No one said you had to be awake.

Sam: :| Goodnight, Michael!