hi everyone! you guys can call me fig, i'm 26, i’m bi & i use she/her pronouns. :D i am new to tumblr so pls be patient with me! i have been a shy anon for a while but posting & such is all new to me!
❀ this is a snz kink blog! & majority of the time specifically an anime snz blog! i do like wavs/irl stuff but fiction is fave way to indulge xp
❀ dni if you're a minor or a nonkink blog plz thx!!!!! this is my safe space to be a freak!!! plz let me keep it that way :)
❀ like most others on here, i’ve had this fetish since my first waking memories & have always known & been on the forum but this is my first time interacting with the community!! woo hoo
❀ my main fandom currently is jujutsu kaisen!! satosugu is my beloved, i am a gojo/geto girly to my core! will def be rambling about my hc for these guys bc i love them sm & they consume my existence <33333 but i love reading fics abt everyone in the jjkverse lol
❀ others shows i like: gachiakuta, inuyasha, soul eater, chainsaw man, hells paradise, solo leveling, death note, attack on titan, witch hat atelier
❀ i will mostly be reblogging & rambling abt kink related thoughts but sometimes i actually do write!
❀ feel free to message me if you want to chat & fangirl abt any of anime's i mentioned! plz don't message me abt exchanging any content/explicits that is not regarding fictional characters. i am married so pls don’t be creepy in my dms lol
i am still learning my own boundaries with being open about my kink online but would love to make friends :)
Above is the calendar with hints towards what the prompts will be from April 15th – May 15th. This is intended to be an 18+ sneeze fetish creative event.
Each day will have prompts for fics, art, wavs, head-canons, whatever you feel like posting. You could post 1 thing all the way up to all 31. Or 0 lol.
Right now as of July 2026 we're playing a game where you submit guesses/suggestions that go with the above emoji to ultimately vote on the prompts that will be used for this event before they're finalized. If you feel inspired along the way please take whatever you want. The main goal is community connection and engagement.
I'll be using the hashtag #bringmayflowers27 for all event-related stuff.
fandom: j/jk (college au, more info on this in notes)
pairing: s/atosugu, lil bit of sexual at the end but more fade to black vibe
summary: g/ojo grew up only stifling & ge/to helps him ~unlearn~ this habit! (also ge/to lowkey has the kink)
word count: 1997
notes: this fic is based in a college au from one of my fave ao3 fanfic! it’s a super popular s/atosugu fic & i defff recommend but plz read the tags first, it’s also student/professor (both adults ofc) just in case that is not ur vibe—i’ll link the fic here tho in case u wanna read it! :o ALSO if u have read this fic plzzzzz lets chat bc i have hcs spilling out my ears fr!!!!
some background on the au: g/ojo is the student at the uni studying astrophysics (and playing basketball) but his fam (g/ojo clan) is the most rich and powerful fam in japan and is very judgmental and hard on him, and expects him to take over the fam business when he graduates (point of contention in the story is he rlly doesn’t want to but struggles to stand up for himself- aka he might seem ooc at times). ge/to is his philosophy professor. he’s very respected and adored by all the staff and most female students but he’s v stoic and keeps to himself, g/ojo decides to flirt w him as a joke and thus begins the slow burn…
ok srry for the info dump, let’s begin now !
Suguru Geto enjoyed office hours. He had been teaching for 6 years now, and it had always been a highlight getting to work with his students more closely on the material he was so passionate about. It truly made the extra work hours fly by.
However, there was not a single uni-relatedly thought in his head as he gazed at the the beautiful white haired boy sitting behind his desk, leaned back in his chair, long legs perched lazily across the desktop.
Satoru Gojo was the most magnificent creature Suguru had ever laid his eyes on. It had been about 3 weeks since they’d started seeing each other officially, and only the third time Suguru had worked up the courage to invite him to “stay late.” Being in a closed room with Satoru made his hands get clammy and his stomach feel like fireworks at the summer festival. But at the same time he absolutely could not get enough.
Suguru peaked out the door, making sure the coast was clear, then slowly locked it before turning back to catch eyes with Satoru, who was already grinning mischievously at him.
“You’ve got me all alone,” he drawled, standing up and leaning over the desk, batting those long white eyelashes. “You nervous, Suguru?”
Suguru’s arms broke out in goosebumps hearing his first name, which was still a recent development. Since they’d hooked up a few times, it had been decided it seemed okay to drop the formalities. He hoped the sensation never went away, the way each syllable dripped out of Satoru’s mouth like honey.
“Mmmm,” Suguru mused, dropping down into his chair and looking up at him. “Yes. You should be too. We need to be careful.”
Satoru’s eyes sparkled as he settled back on the desktop, facing him. “Are you still coming to my basketball game tomorrow? The other team’s supposed to be crazy good.” He smirked. “But if I have your face to look at in the stands, I promise we’ll kick their ass.”
He started chattering on about how his parents wouldn’t let him go to the next few practices because of “a work thing,” so it would be a good time to come.
Suguru had come to learn quite quickly that the Gojo empire came before pretty much anything Satoru enjoyed. Of course, he didn’t feel comfortable commenting the full extent of these feelings yet. So he just let Satoru rant about them whenever he wanted—surely it was good for him to get these things off his chest.
However, as Satoru began exasperatingly explaining how his parents were trying to force him to go to a business cocktail party in two weeks, which he despised, Suguru noted the noise levels. He couldn’t help the way he can’t relax, knowing a few of his colleagues liked to stay late on Thursdays.
“Satoru, a little quieter, pleeeease. Not all the staff will have gone home yet.”
This stopped Satoru mid sentence, and suddenly his eyes were blue pools of mischief again. He leaned his face down to look at Suguru behind his glasses, and said, “Oh, Suguru, I’m afraid I’m gonna get a lot louder than this.”
Suguru felt his insides clench as heat pooled in his belly. Satoru’s glasses slipped down his nose as he started to slid off the desk, but suddenly his expression changed from playful to—panic?
His eyes widened, and he pulled off his glasses, placing them beside him on the desktop. All advances from a second ago stilled. His lips parted and he reached up to scrub at his nose with his wrist.
“S-Sorry, one sehh-sec…”
Satoru’s face reddened as he rubbed and pinched at his nose, turning away so that Suguru wasn’t able to fully see him.
Confused, Suguru stood up from the chair, moving forward and cupping Satoru’s cheek in his hand. Satoru’s eyes were so sensitive, it wasn’t unusual for something to bother them. “Are you alright? Did you get something in your eye?”
“N-N-No—I—I’m—“
Satoru’s eyes squeezed shut and Suguru saw his flushed lips part, his breath hitch in a pitchy gasp. He couldn’t finish the words before he lurched forward, slamming a wrist against the underside of his nose, his head bumping against Suguru’s chest as he curled inward. His body jerked once, twice, three times.
Suguru rested a hand on his back, alarmed, before he realized. “O-Oh. Bless—“
“Hh…xxgttt! nxxgtt!” Two more incredibly restrained sneezes, but not completely soundless this time. Satoru remained twisted forward, head resting against Suguru’s chest. He pressed three more silent stifles into his wrist. Suguru smiled, amused. He could feel the delicate white hair brushing against his chin as he breathed in the comforting scent of veryyy expensive shampoo.
“Heh! Ih’xxchu!” The last one was the loudest so far, but still incredibly stunted. Satoru let out a shakey breath and scooted backward, not looking up, and fumbled his hands around behind him. He grasped for a tissue from the box that was always sitting on Suguru’s desk and hurriedly cupped it around his nose.
Suguru stepped back to get a better look at him now that the fit had seemingly concluded. “Bless you,” he offered, surprised at his boyfriend’s obvious discomfort. He added teasingly, “When you said you’d get louder, that isn’t what I expected.”
The man who normally oozed confidence was now hiding his face behind a tissue, not meeting his eyes.
“T-Thanks. Sorry,” Satoru mumbled, blowing his nose quietly.
Suguru was once again stunned by this drastic shift in character. “Y-You’re apologizing? For sneezing?”
Satoru cringed at the words. “I guess I am. I’m…” he tossed the soaked tissue into the bin before grabbing another. “I know they’re annoying. Just ignore it.”
Suguru sat for a minute in stunned silence. As if he could read his questioning thoughts, Satoru blurted out, “M-My dad used to…tell me I needed to change them. The way I sneeze. He said I sounded like a little girl and he had a son, not a daughter.”
Suguru blinked. “I didn’t know there was an option to change the way you sneeze,” he replied with astonishment. Satoru’s parents were absolutely, mind-boggling ridiculous. He’d never heard of such a thing.
Satoru sighed and rolled his eyes, sliding his glasses back into position with a congested sniffle. “I tried for sooo long to make them sound…I don’t know, manlier? I can’t help it. Every time I sneeze, it’s like….five, six times….when I’m sick, it’s even worse,” he groaned. “When I’m sick I’ve hit fifteen. In one go.”
Suguru huffed a laugh and sat back into his chair. “So you’ve just resulted to making them silent then? Doesn’t that hurt?”
Satoru nodded, the blush returning to his cheeks. “But it’s better than hearing my dad bitching about a literal normal bodily function. He’s such a dick, it’s insane.” He sniffled again. “Now I just do it on instinct. Just in case.”
Suguru raised his eyebrows. He loved learning these new little details about Satoru, no matter how silly. “Well, you don’t need to do that around me. In fact, please don’t. I don’t want you hurting yourself.”
“I don’t even remember what it’s like to sneeze like a normal person,” Satoru laughed nervously. “It’s been so long.”
And just then an idea formed in Suguru’s mind, something that made him feel uncomfortably warm. He couldn’t really place what exactly about the idea excited him so much, but with Satoru, even the most mundane thing lit a fire in his belly. The kind of attraction that burned for every thing he did, no matter how small. So without really thinking about it, he said “I can help you?”
Suguru’s gaze shifted to his bookshelf, which was overflowing with an array of fun knickknacks from his many years of studying, of traveling, and now of teaching. His eyes fell on a relatively new addition—a quill pen he’d picked up from a museum a few weeks ago. He got up and lifted it delicately off the shelf, giving it a little shake to make sure it hadn’t collected too much dust.
Satoru’s eyes widened as he brought the quill over, and Suguru swore he saw his nose twitch even at the sight of the feather. His Satoru, so magnificently sensitive. He was still sitting on the desk, so Suguru positioned himself in front of him, and gave him a reassuring smile. “Do you think this will work?” he asked innocently. “I think it would for me.”
Satoru nodded slowly, nervously. “Um….yea. Definitely,” he replied, his voice barely a whisper. “Are you sure? You don’t think it’s….gross?”
Suguru reached out to gently ruffle his hair and murmured, “nothing you do could ever be gross to me.” He twirled the feather in his fingers. “But if you want to stop, we can stop. Just tell me, okay?”
Satoru nodded and removed his glasses again. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes, inching forward to give Suguru unrestricted access to his nose.
Having no other guidance than the occasional cartoon, Suguru brought the feather up and ran it under Satoru’s septum. The reaction was nearly immediate. Satoru’s features began to twitch and his lips parted, nostrils flaring dangerously as Suguru dragged the feather ever so gently along the bridge, then back down.
“S-Sugu-hihhh-“ his breath began to catch so quickly. It took barely any stimulation at all, Suguru realized somewhat proudly, to have his beautiful boyfriend hanging on the edge of a sneeze.
Satoru was clearly trying to fight the tickle, but he was failing fast. His mouth fell open. His chest swelled and his breath hitched desperately, “Hihhh! Hihihihhhh-“
“Don’t try and hold back,” Suguru chided, “we’re trying to fix that, remember?” He knew, with one last gentle swipe of the feather, that it was a losing battle anyway. He pulled the feather back and gazed in awe at the sight of his boyfriend’s flushed face, his white lashes fluttering, his nostrils trembling with need. Satoru took a final gasping inhale before his body pitched forward, unintentionally aiming directly for Suguru’s chest.
“IHhh’iitsh! hh’nDSHhh’iw! tSCHh’iewwh! Hih…h-hih-!” One hand reached out to hold Suguru’s shoulder, a weak attempt to steady himself, as his head snapped forward again and again. “tSZShh! tSsZCHH’iyu! hh’tSSHHhyu! Isshhh! IssHHH’iew!”
Satoru’s real sneezes were music to Suguru’s ears. He stroked his hair fondly as the fit continued. He wouldn’t admit it, but the sensation of Satoru’s sneezes drenching his shirt…of him clinging to Suguru’s shoulder as the sneezes ripped through him…was doing something to him. He wasn’t sure he’d be able to come to terms with that quite yet.
“Bless you, bless you,” Suguru whispered, pressing a kiss to his sweaty forehead. “That was cute. Are you alright?”
Satoru responded with another set of sneezes—“tSCHh’iewwh! tSzzhh! IssHH’iew!”—before finally his body gave him a break to breathe.
“T-Thagk…you,” he managed, panting heavily. He waited a minute before looking up, his face red and his nose streaming, before asking, “tissue, please?”
Suguru pressed a few into his palm and then stepped away, settling back into his chair to give him space to clean up. “How was that? Better?”
Satoru nodded earnestly. “So much better. It actually felt really good.”
The heat in Suguru’s belly moved to gather between his legs. He cleared his throat awkwardly. “Um…g-good. I’m glad I could help.” He looked down at his watch. “I’ve got to get home soon so I can start grading the midterms from yesterday. Do you want to come and spend the night?”
Satoru hopped off the desk. He was back to having that sneaky smile on his face, and Suguru froze as he slid right down onto his lap. He had a knowing look in his eyes as he reached down to palm the growing bulge in Suguru’s pants.
“I think we should hurry up back to yours,” he whispered, voice dripping with sweetness. “Looks like there’s something you need help with too.”
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note: i can’t help but make everyone have kink i fear 🫣🫣🫣 thx for reading! :D
it still blows my mind that i’m lucky enough to have found a space like this where i can come & tell yall my hc’s & be excited abt snz & like u guys agree & enjoy my thoughts like WHAT??? omg like its a dream come true actually ksjfksnxkskdfld
why does my brain forget how to type on tumblr like i genuinely don’t know how i make this many spelling mistakes & then i can’t fix the rbs omg lsnfkskckfkskfk forgive me
you don’t really notice how often Normal people comment on others sneezing in everyday life until you accept the fetish into your life. my fiancé and our friend got into a no less than 10 minute conversation about sneezing yesterday
he sneezed and she was like “you’re always twice, huh?” and he was like “yeah. well, unless this this and this” and they kept going for 10 minutes
Someone being restricted to a certain number of sneezes through magical means. After that, they can’t sneeze anymore, but they can still hitch, feel the tickle, etc
Ya'll know damn well I hate doing this, but i'm in a bit of a shit situation in terms of my finances being taken. I'm just trying to make it through the month till my next disability check drops in.
$5 or even just a reblog is great ^-^
series tags: canon-compliant, no explicit spoilers but be careful if you aren’t caught up to chapter 93
sf tags: character with kink, common cold, fever, handkerchiefs, bless you complex
other tags: voyeurism, praise kink, jealousy/possessiveness, desperate pining, doctor stuff, in-universe sociopolitical issues mentioned, unreliable narrator lol
notes: shout out to all the horny people saying qifrey seems like he’d have some crossed wires aka giving me permission to bestow my fetish upon him <3
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Word spreads fast among witch society, especially in the Great Hall. The isolation and strict rules make them all bored and restless, which in turn makes them eager to exchange new information with disproportionate immediacy. The more mundane, the better.
This week’s symposium should be rich with opportunities for gossip, given the volume of attendees from across several continents eager to chatter about their collaborative efforts and innovations, not unlike a worse, restrictive version of Silver Eve held entirely underwater. But rather than anything relevant or consequential to the world of magic and all of its ongoing, upcoming changes, the hottest news gripping every witch under the sea is that Olruggio has caught a cold.
Which is really none of their business.
All it takes is an offhand mention at the start of the welcome banquet, an offhanded apology to one of his patrons and a warning not to get too close, and everyone he’s ever met is suddenly very interested in how Olruggio is feeling and how hard he must be working and whether they can get him anything for his throat or sinuses. They’d love that, wouldn’t they, thinks Qifrey each time Olruggio declines. Residents of the Hall are always trying their damndest to take a bite out of him.
It’s hard to watch even on a good day. Olruggio can’t seem to help engaging patiently, which means his trips and conversations take forever unless someone gives him an out. He’s lucky to take a few steps before some client or admirer approaches him to talk about some non-urgent personal trivia. Qifrey would go insane. He’s already going insane from his spot on the periphery, extenuating circumstances aside.
“Just a few days,” Olruggio is telling somebody who asks how long he’s been sick. He bows his head to cough into his fist, looking tired from so much of everyone patting and pulling and making him shout against his sore throat just to hear him shrink from their compliments and make small talk. “Somethin’ going around, I think. Assumed I could fight it off ’til after all this, but…”
Olruggio pauses. From too far away, Qifrey braces himself and watches Olruggio squint against the most devastating symptom of all.
“RGXZSHHHhuh…”
Because despite all of his suffering, Olruggio sounds so, so lovely when he does that.
As the stranger at the table begins to dote on Olruggio with concern and commentary, Qifrey struggles with forbidden arousal and the sad sympathetic fondness he’s used to feeling whenever Olruggio has to work through a cold. It’s all too much for him to feel at once, in public, out of his element when he can’t do a thing to help either of them.
“HGZTSHU!”
While Qifrey has contended with knowing he wouldn’t be able to interact with Olruggio’s sneezing every time, he’s still taken by the sight of him nearby: Olruggio with his arm bent and posture twisted, bashfully unable to control the means of which his cold displays itself. Nobody around him seems to mind at all; in fact, the person he’s talking to only moves closer to touch his arm and bless him again.
“You poor thing,” they’re saying as Olruggio, still bent away to the side, sniffles against his wrist. Did he even bring a handkerchief? Or has he already run out of clean ones? “Sounds like you could do with a good night’s sleep. And a hot drink made with… with, oh, what’s it called? The medical spire has those little herbs on hand sometimes, the white and green ones…?”
It’s millflower, and Qifrey has been serving its tea to Olruggio all week.
“Dunno. I’ll give it a mention if I stop by,” is Olruggio’s hoarse response, comparatively mellow and polite. “You’d do well to pick some up for yourself.”
“Oh, no, I have plenty! You know, we wouldn’t mind bringing some down to your rooms. You’re staying at the castle with your apprentices tonight, aren’t you?”
“They aren’t technically my apprentices. My friend, Qifrey…”
Qifrey takes his cue to tune the conversation out. He can’t handle hearing Olruggio talk about him while sounding stuffy and sweet like that, especially not to one of the many witches in the vicinity who would just love to devour him whole. It’s too much for Qifrey to think about, even privately, so it’s best he hears as little as possible.
He surfs through the blurry clusters of his peers standing in his path to the nearest open doorway, placidly excusing himself with an occasional modest wave at those he does remember. Only a moment goes by before he’s nearly escaped, and Qifrey is one step away before he receives an irresistible summons.
“Oi! Qifrey!” Olruggio is using what must be the last of his voice, just to call out to him. “Quit avoiding us, will you?”
How ridiculous to think he’d ever be able to sneak away from Olruggio.
Once Qifrey makes eye contact and smiles to confirm he’ll make his way back, Olruggio returns a satisfied nod and then bends down to cough. Even drained and subdued, his commanding friendliness manages to soar right into Qifrey’s center.
Olruggio is still getting his voice back when Qifrey gets there, not because it’s gone on for long but because he’d only been a couple tables away. Strange how even a pinch of despair can make such little space seem like treacherous expanses of land.
“Here, Olly.” The handkerchief Qifrey pulls from his pocket is still warm from his own body heat. He passes it to Olruggio before greeting his not-companion. “Hello. I don’t believe we’ve met.”
“No, but I’ve heard plenty about you!” Unlike Olruggio, this person’s friendliness is shrill. Qifrey is careful not to wince as he takes a seat. “You live somewhere in the countryside, don’t you? You’re a teacher?”
An easy question that prompts a natural smile. “For a few years now. I’ve got four apprentices at the moment.”
“Yes, yes, Olruggio was telling me you’re very good with them.”
It’s not easy to concentrate with Olruggio making these little squeaky snuffling sounds and breathing through his mouth between them. Qifrey is about to fluster him in return with a comment about his kind words, but he devolves from distracted to speechless when Olruggio turns his way and sneezes clumsily beneath his sleeve.
“HAH’GZSHHiU!”
“Bless you,” Qifrey says with an immediate hand on Olruggio’s shoulder, steadying and reassuring, smoothing out a shiver as he recovers. “My goodness, Olly, your poor throat.”
The handkerchief is belatedly put to use as a shield and then as a mop, with Olruggio only straightening up once the thing has nearly gone translucent.
“I know, I know,” he mutters with a gruff swipe of cloth against the skin under his nose. “’S fine. Scuse me.”
“Cold’s got you good, hasn’t it, dear?” says his acquaintance, as though they’re stuck on the topic. How embarrassing, how sexy, how awful, terrible, delightful. Against Qifrey’s recommendation, Olruggio evades having to keep talking about it by calling over a server to top off his chalice with wine.
As the evening continues, Qifrey watches Olruggio’s symptoms progress upward in an inevitable quest to settle right in the middle of his face. That’s how it always goes for him, with chills and a sore throat leading to the congestion setting in for a day or so, and then all of the sneezing starts and compromises them both.
It looks like he’ll be in the thick of it tomorrow, when everything overlaps miserably. Qifrey won’t have a choice but to ride through it with him, collapsing within himself over and over, unable to desensitise himself to Olruggio no matter how much of him he experiences. He’s not sure if it’s worse that they’re together this time, or if he’d be better off not having to watch the swarm of strangers putting their hands all over Olruggio and asking him for a dance.
At Olruggio’s request, the two of them leave early. He never finishes his second glass of wine, complaining about it being a waste when he’s unable to taste it, but Qifrey sees it already starting to make his bright eyes heavy and his clever mind slow. It still takes quite a while for the two of them to escape the ballroom as he apologetically says his hellos and goodbyes.
They take the long way through the corridors to their rooms, and the comparatively fresh air, humid and salty as it is, perks Olruggio up enough to keep pace as he sobers up.
His company helps, but Qifrey can’t keep the dread from building in his chest as the reality of the week starts to set. He’d rather spend the night anywhere but the Great Hall, but there’s no getting around the schedule this time. Dust will gather and chores will pile up at home while he grits through the loneliness and lack of privacy that comes with an unpredictable environment full of people he vaguely knows and doesn’t particularly care for. From the first step through the windowway, he itches to turn right back around to the quiet of his own home, where he’s not surrounded by things that don’t make sense.
At least the girls don’t mind it here, so long as they’re together. Solace finds him when he and Olruggio step into the far end of the guest wing and pass by the set of rooms they’d dropped them off in earlier that afternoon.
“Pretty sure this is me,” Olruggio says with his thumb jutting toward the door just across from Coco and Agott’s. He points at the corner room next to it, then tosses a smooth, heavy key for Qifrey to catch. “And that one’s you, if you’d like it.”
“Oh.” Usually they keep those suites reserved, even when nobody’s staying in them. “Did you arrange this?”
“Yup. Nice ’n private.”
I love you, thinks Qifrey, but out loud he says, “That’s very thoughtful, Olly, thank you.”
“Yeah well,” replies Olruggio in a hurry, bristling, hand on his neck, “figured it’d be easier to sync up if we shared a wall.”
Qifrey doesn’t ask him how he managed it. More than likely, he had some sort of connection through work.
“The girls have a key too, just in case.” Olruggio busies himself with unlocking his own door, then freezes in place just before he turns the key. Qifrey tenses along with him, watching as Olruggio twists and leans away from him with a tremendous shudder. “HAHDTSHHiU!”
His body language is so urgent that it reads as protective, like he’s trying with all his might to keep his suffering to himself. But Olruggio’s heart radiates from his sleeve, always earnest whether he likes it or not.
“haAH’YZSHHHhhuh…! Ah, geez…”
How?
How on earth could anyone not fall in love with him?
“Bless you,” Qifrey says with a tempered smile, voice hushed, touching Olruggio only though his robes to guide him inside. “I’d like to get a look at your room, too, if you don’t mind.”
Qifrey finishes up with the lock and opens the door. Heat branches from his ear in a diagonal line downward toward his middle as he listens to Olruggio sniffling behind him.
Someone has already brought their things in for them. A bag of miscellaneous supplies, likely for demonstration, has been set up near the desk by Olruggio’s window, across from the wardrobe and bed. Qifrey notices a petite, rounded gift box sitting atop the bedside table, displayed neatly without its top to showcase the assortment of sweets and remedies inside.
“How nice,” says Qifrey as he picks up a bottle and turns it over in his hand. “Someone’s left you a get-well basket, Olly.”
“Hm?” Even the little hum sounds sore as it resonates through his nose. Olruggio hangs up his cloak and looks to see what’s the matter. “Ah. No use lyin’ to me, Qifrey, I know it creeps you out.”
“You say that as though I’m the one reacting strangely.”
“Just leave everything where it is. I’ll donate it or somethin’ when I get a chance.”
“Are you sure? This one is meant to help with sleep.” Qifrey sets another tincture aside, just herbs and water, nothing medicinal in a way that could get someone in trouble. “Could be worth a try, don’t you think?”
“Sounds more like you could use it, then. I’ve got a couple of things to touch up before tomorrow, so…”
“You’re joking.”
“Besides,” Olruggio adds, “the guy who sent it will probably ask how I liked his gifts, and it’s best if he thinks I was too busy working to take a look through them.”
Jealousy prickles in Qifrey’s hands as they search through the basket for any sort of card or label. “How do you know who it came from?”
“There’s this one guy who always sends stuff like that. Tries to personalise it by askin’ around.” Olruggio begins to unpack the nightclothes he’s brought, voice weary and sighing with the effort of moving about. “He sends things up to get me to thank him and then talks my ear off ’til I volunteer some advice, then he tries to put my name on his work like we collaborated. Rather he’d just send a letter, to be honest.”
“I see.” Qifrey only witnesses parts of Olruggio’s job from home, the parts that make sense for someone being paid to use his hands and mind to solve puzzles. He forgets how much of Olruggio’s work is social, figuring out games and having to dodge them without causing offense. “That sounds a bit sinister, trying to trick you like that.”
“Nah, just got a bit of a head on him is all. He means well.” Olruggio hangs up his cloak, then unloads a couple of handkerchiefs into the miniature washing barrel by the door. “Works mostly for a noble family up north, but he was an apprentice himself barely two years ago. Hey, I’m keepin’ this, by the way. I’ll wash it again after.”
“Oh. Right.” Qifrey sees Olruggio holding the handkerchief he lent him earlier. It strikes him at the core, numb and hot, pleasant and paralysing, reminding him to stay on his toes and hold his mask in place. “I’d assumed you would. You’re going to need it much more than I will.”
Heavens forbid Olruggio runs out of them and ends up a mess, inadvertently inviting someone else to help him out so intimately in a way that they wouldn’t even appreciate.
“For now, maybe.” He folds up Qifrey’s handkerchief and sets it on the table next to the manipulator’s set of gifts. “None of you lot’ve got any inkling of self-preservation.”
“No need for you to worry about me,” Qifrey says as a reminder to them both, then he sets the tincture back after all. “Please do get some sleep if you can, though. I’d feel a lot better seeing to it that you won’t be up at your desk all night.”
“What’s that?” Olruggio grins. “Gonna tuck me in, Qifrey?”
“Yes,” Qifrey answers, satisfied by the pink in Olruggio’s cheeks, “if I must.”
“Go,” grumbles Olruggio. “Get to your own quarters already, costin’ me a fortune…”
I love you, thinks Qifrey again, and he says nothing else this time. Like a tendril of smoke escaping the vent of a furnace, he peacefully waves himself out.
✵☆✧ ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ ᯓ★
The first thing Qifrey learns when he finds Olruggio the next morning is that the walls had been soundproofed. He really does despise the Great Hall.
“Oh, Olly…” he says when they meet at the staircase near their breakfast spot, unable to sound anything but dismal as he soaks up the sight of his friend. “Did you even make it to bed at all?”
Olruggio hangs his head and rubs at the spot above his eyes, letting Qifrey stare at him as though he deserves to. The signs are all there; one glance at him would tell anyone he’s unwell, but the most miserable part is how put-together he looks otherwise. Neat hair, crisp clothes, clean skin, smelling like fancy soap and leather. It means he’s had to sacrifice even more rest for appearances alone. It also means he looks very classically and immediately handsome and sounds very terribly sick.
“I did try,” Olruggio promises, and then he says something unbelievable. “I even took out that sleep dropper you found, but it had me sneezing up a storm for a good hour afterward. You try to lie down properly after that.”
It takes all Qifrey has in him to keep from tumbling down the stairs. “It what?”
“I think it was some sort of aromatherapy,” complains Olruggio. “Point is, I had to give up eventually and take a head start on gettin’ ready instead. Good thing, too. Started up again when I was in the baths, but it was so early, nobody else’d even come down yet.”
What is Qifrey supposed to say to that? Where has his bloody head gone? That’s right, down south is where, and he needs to pick it back up fast.
Olruggio sighs because the conversation is normal to him, and then he gestures at his own face. “One to ten, Qifrey, how bad is it?”
Oh, don’t make me answer that…
They stop at a landing between floors. It’ll be a while before they have this much quiet, empty space again.
“You look like you’ve been working very hard,” Qifrey answers automatically, numbly, as he comes back to himself. He feels his mouth smiling gently and decides it’s fine. This would be easier if Olruggio wasn’t so cute. “And like you might have a fever coming on.”
Olruggio grabs Qifrey’s wrist when he’s halfway to checking his forehead. Qifrey feels Olruggio’s grip tighten as he wrenches to the side without letting go. “hhAH’EZSHuh!”
At least there’s nobody else around to hear him out in the open like this.
“And there’s…” Olruggio relaxes his grip, takes his own hand back and bends deeper at the waist as he turns away fully. “GZZXSHhhuh! …haATZSHHhhuh! …And there’s that, still. Doubt it’ll be stopping soon.”
“I know.” Qifrey pours the intensity of arousal into the natural sympathy in his voice as he watches Olruggio tend to himself with a handkerchief. “You sound awful, Olly, bless you.”
“Damn it. Maybe it’ll give some of the others more incentive to go easy on me,” says Olruggio quickly. Apparently he’s reached his sincerity threshold for the time being. That, or Qifrey’s attention is already making him shy. “I’m sure it’ll be fine after some tea. Think the girls’re up yet?”
They certainly are, and all four of them are waiting in the cafeteria with breakfast already gathered and arranged at a table large enough for six. No; a grouping of three smaller, circular tables pushed together into a triangle so they can all sit facing each other, just like at home. They’ve even arranged the tableware in their usual spots.
Meetings and classes start soon, so they rush through an exchange of plans and commentary. Qifrey’s dear apprentices embarrass Olruggio by setting his place at the table with an entire pot of tea made only for him, and he thanks them before drinking most of it while it's still too hot. Tetia insults him compassionately, comparing the parts of him that look particularly terrible to the parts that are polished for the event. According to Richeh, it’s worse than if he’d let himself go entirely, and according to Coco, that isn’t a very nice thing to say to a sick person. Agott asks to borrow whatever product he’s used in his hair.
Some of them share food, or they trade based on how they feel about the new recipes on their plates. Qifrey focused on cataloguing their preferences as they discover them, and the commotion of traveling witches bustling around them doesn’t seem so noisy.
The meal ends too soon because it ends at all, and then it’s off to meeting number one.
Only witches who have passed test number four and reached a high volume of public service acts were called to attend. The reasoning behind its qualifiers could be anything from proof that one could be trusted with confidential information to a focus on high achievement and good standing. The room is small and in a high tower, lined with multi-seated desks all facing a drawing board up front.
Of course, someone calls to Olruggio as soon as he steps through the door, eager to invite him to sit at their table. Olruggio gets to decline because of his cold, promising that this person will thank him for it when they wake up tomorrow still able to breathe through their nose. Hearing that from him is so erotic that it borders on overstimulating, and Qifrey follows him to a section in the back, where he can sit with the wall on his right side and Olruggio on his left.
“I’m his Watchful Eye,” Olruggio tells whoever it was, as soon as they ask why he’s not as concerned about passing any illness onto Qifrey. “Dunno if he’s got a choice in avoidin’ it like you do. Consider yourself lucky.”
Not everyone is so deterred by Olruggio’s warnings, unfortunately, or perhaps those who choose the seats surrounding him anyway have got perversions similar to Qifrey’s. It’s not so implausible when the state of him is so obvious and obscene.
Stop looking at him like that, Qifrey demands of the other guests silently, ridiculously, just as much as he demands it of himself despite finding it impossible not to stare. He doubts he’ll retain a thing from this morning’s session. Something about volcanic towns he’ll never get to see, and the types of contraptions their villagers are requesting to keep one another comfortable and safe in the case of eruption. It’s the kind of assignment Olruggio could design on his own, likely after talking to the villagers themselves as opposed to a third party team of witches with rewards on their minds.
But instead Olruggio is here, playing nice with them anyway, breathing through his mouth and making cute little clicking sounds by accident when he tries to swallow or clear his throat. His eyelids droop as he tries to stay awake, and every once in a while, he blinks particularly hard like something’s startled him. Soon enough he’s got a half-opened handkerchief in his lap, waiting as he squints forward with his expression vacant.
Like last night at the banquet, he doesn’t have anywhere safe to turn. Unlike last night at the banquet, there’s no real ambiance to decenter any of the noise he’s about to make. All he can do with the sneeze is try his best to smother it.
“MMPXTgh…!” Back up for air, then down again. “AAH’MMPTshhih!”
“Bless you,” murmurs Qifrey amidst the others doing the same. Olruggio doesn’t look at any of them, just ducks his head and waves a hand up to dismiss the attention.
He presses on his septum with the handkerchief, nostrils twitching dampness onto the fabric each time he sniffles, then he pinches and tugs downward as though he’s trying to drain out the irritation instead of blowing his nose in a quiet, well-mannered room.
It would make sense if it worked, but all of his fussing with it is only making the situation harder on him. Olruggio isn’t usually so careful about tempering himself.
“ha’EHZSHhhiu!”
He’s no good at it, either.
Just about everyone in the room is excited to say bless you to him this time, so Qifrey waits for them to have their fun before passing a new handkerchief over and receiving Olruggio’s thanks in the form of a brief, twitchy smile.
Olruggio waits until the moment has passed and the presenter has recaptured the spotlight, then slides an empty page from his notebook to the space on the table between them. He uses his left hand to write while keeping his eyes centered forward.
Let’s leave early
Qifrey makes eye contact to communicate his understanding, then writes his own message.
Would you prefer to step out first, or shall I take the lead? he writes back. As soon as Qifrey withdraws his hand, Olruggio hastily jots his response.
Me
They share another look to confirm. It’s brief; pressure builds behind Olruggio’s eyes before they snap shut for another sneeze.
“EHJZSHhhu!”
Even the speaker up front interrupts their own presentation to throw a prompt, pleasant bless you to him all the way in the back.
bless you! :) writes Qifrey as he watches Olruggio go pink. Beneath it, Olruggio doodles a caricature of himself, looks Qifrey in the eye once more, then scribbles on top of the middle of its face and writes Thanks
When he excuses himself from the room, Olruggio doesn’t bother making a show of it. He leaves all of his things on the table for an impression that he’s planning on coming back, and he holds off on making any significant noise on the other side of the door. Qifrey gathers Olruggio’s pen and notebook as the presentation shifts to a new section, holds still until a guest begins asking a question, then slips away on his own.
They used the same trick when cutting class back in the day, at least before their teachers caught on and began separating them. Whoever follows the other out of the lesson would wait a rough quarter mark first, then find his friend by taking two lefts through the hallway. The logistics worked regardless of the building they were stationed in, and they work now just the same.
Their meeting spot ends up being somewhere dark and empty. Olruggio is leaned up against a wall, easy to find by sound alone as he blows his nose. Qifrey is grateful at least one of them knows their way around, especially so because it doesn’t have to be him.
“Qifrey,” calls Olruggio hoarsely. The echo of his cough is starting to squeak a little in his chest.
“Olly. Seems you’ve forgotten a few things,” Qifrey says as he hands them over.
“Awful nice of you to bring them to me.” Olruggio takes his pages back, playing along. “Sorry for the trouble.”
I love you, Olly, thinks Qifrey, so much I can barely stand it.
“Are you feeling all right?” he asks out loud, because it’s the most he can manage.
“Well, no. That meeting pissed me off plenty.” Olruggio taps Qifrey on the arm and starts walking. “I know that island they were talkin’ about.”
“You do?”
“Yeah. Or I guess I know of it, because nobody lives there.”
“Nobody lives there,” repeats Qifrey. That can’t be right, can it? “That meeting was focused on commission requests from the villagers.”
“Right, but they don’t exist. Some nobles are interested in buildin’ a village for themselves to holiday out there, but nobody nearby will help with it because of the volcano. It’s too dangerous.”
“They left out that first part, didn’t they,” agrees Qifrey sourly. “And do you think it would be possible to accomplish with magic?”
“Maybe. But I’ve got a feeling they’re using the village names to pose their project as a public service for witches, and if nobody bites, to get away with underpaying someone for work they didn’t consent to doin’ in the first place.”
“Sounds like something that happens often.”
“Yeah, plenty. Been tricked a few times myself, but some of my own clients are wise to it.”
“Of course.” It’s much easier for people on the surface to talk about goings on that actually matter, after all. “Do you think you’ll say anything this time?”
“If I do, it won’t be down here,” sighs Olruggio. They reach a point where the hallway splits, and he stretches his neck toward Qifrey. “Anyway, enough with that for now. You up for a snack?”
The cafeteria is much less crowded mid-morning, but that doesn’t mean they’re safe. Qifrey thinks for a foolish moment that they may get away with taking their food and sitting down unbothered. They’re halfway across when some irritating gentleman offers Olruggio a free set of sweet dumplings, which he ends up paying for and sharing with Qifrey anyway.
“Suppose I should say hi to Sinocia,” Olruggio says as he tucks himself into a chair near the back.
“Check the Medical Spire off your list, you mean?” Qifrey divides the plate in half and sets Olruggio’s portion down in front of him.
“Maybe get an exam so people stop askin’ about it,” Olruggio adds before taking a bite of his food. “Return that thing of medicine, too.”
“Already worn out by your admirers, Olly?”
Olruggio scoffs, rolls his eyes and ignores him. “Come with me. You could use some quiet, yourself.”
“At the Medical Spire...?”
“Got somewhere else to be?”
He doesn’t. Retreating to one’s own dwellings with a full schedule would raise questions and criticisms, which is the last thing their atelier needs.
Qifrey watches Olruggio wince as he swallows, and he takes the opportunity to move the spotlight. “How do you like those?”
Before answering, Olruggio holds his hand out flat, then tilts it side to side like a see-saw. “Fine. Nothin’ like I’m used to at home, though.”
“No?”
“Not even close.” Olruggio nods toward Qifrey’s plate. “Try some.”
Mid-bite, Qifrey realises Olruggio’s sense of taste has got to be gone completely, he’s so stopped up. The thought counts for something, so Qifrey doesn’t bother to mention it.
✵ ☆⋆。⋆˚꩜。‧ ᯓ★
The medical spire isn’t far, but certain parts of the Hall are full of staircases that take them up and down for no good reason other than to confuse everybody at best. Today it means even a short distance gives Olruggio trouble catching his breath by the time he’s knocking at the door.
The one who lets them in is Emile, the strapping doctor Sinocia likes. Good. She steps aside into an empty foyer, pats Olruggio on the back when he starts coughing, then takes them to the benches behind the curtain so they’ll have a place to sit.
Sinocia is there setting towels into a basin. She looks over her shoulder and sets her eyes on them, then smiles brightly and spins around.
“I was wondering when I’d see you two!” she says with a wink, tilting her head playfully. “Business or pleasure?”
Olruggio clears his throat. “How’ve you been, Sinocia?”
Qifrey recognises the joke. Witches aren’t allowed social visits with doctors.
“Oh, just fine over here. Busy, though,” Sinocia says. She brings him a glass of water, then hands one to Qifrey as well.
“Thank you,” Qifrey says, making conversation so Olruggio can drink. “You’ve had a lot of visitors, then.”
“Yes, mostly strangers coming in for… Well, for whatever it is happening out there this week. I won’t ask.” She starts to gather something from a cabinet. “Shame we really can’t see each other unless somebody is sick or hurt, isn’t it?”
Someone is supposed to reply in defence of the Pact, something along the lines of Perhaps, but it’s necessary, usually followed by a threatening silence to keep anyone from complaining about it again.
“Yeah,” Olruggio says, still a little breathless. He pulls a satchel from his robe. “If you’ve got some time now, I wanted to check if you might have any use for these.”
“Oh! Let me take a look. I’ll trade you.” Sinocia takes the satchel from him and hands over a tiny metal cup. “Drink that, please. You sound even worse than everybody has been saying.”
“What is it for?” asks Qifrey as Olruggio downs the medicine without so much as inspecting it.
“Just standard cold medicine. Cough, headache, fever, that sort of thing.” Sinocia takes the cup from Olruggio as he cringes with a dry little cough. “Sorry, dear. I know it’s bitter.”
Smoothly, she transitions their interaction into a quick physical exam, palpating the areas Olruggio has been struggling with before he’s even disclosed them. Throat, sinuses, forehead, and right beneath his ears. She takes a look at his eyes, checks his pulse, listens to him breathe. Every once in a while, she’ll hum something to herself or say “that’s not good!” or call him a sweet name out of sympathy. It’s clear she’s familiar with him, and it’s just as clear that he trusts her to treat him properly.
Qifrey likes Sinocia. Her disposition is cheerful and tranquil and her presence is steady; she’s always been kind and professional. It takes a special type of doctor to treat witches, not only in competence but in personality, too. They have to be okay with not knowing, with the relative isolation to their peers on the surface, and with the restrictions on communication between themselves and their patients. Sinocia has managed to be respectful of that without detaching herself, and she’s able to take care of Olruggio in all the ways Qifrey is locked away from.
At least somebody is doing it. And Sinocia hasn’t got an ulterior motive, no reason to care for titles or status. She hardly cares about anything aside from his company and his health. It would be nice for Olruggio to have someone like her for a friend, instead of someone like Qifrey who…
“IHGXSshu!”
…who cares about those things too, but can’t help the rest of his circumstances around Olruggio. Including his own body’s responses to something so… so…
“IHGXZSHHhu! ha–AEZSSHhiu!”
“Aw! Bless you. Oh, don’t worry about— here, honey, just use one of these.”
…so attractive. Sexy. Natural, naive, beyond his control. You’re terrible, Qifrey reassures himself, unable to look at anything but Olruggio, the breath building in his chest, brow taut and mouth open, moisture sparkling at the edges of his features.
“MPHZSHHhhih!”
“All right, you, enough with that,” Sinocia says warmly. “I know you don’t feel good, you don’t have to try and prove it to me. Can I take your temperature, or do you have to sneeze again?”
“Best hang on a few,” is Olruggio’s muggy answer.
“Blow your nose then, dear.” Sinocia gives Olruggio some privacy by looking to Qifrey next. “Usually he staves these things off until after all the work is over, right? I’m curious about what the deal is this time.”
Qifrey crosses his legs. “Afraid I couldn’t say.”
“Have you been well, Qifrey? And the girls? They were in great shape last time they came in. You must be taking good care of them.”
“Think it’s just the season,” interrupts Olruggio. He sniffs and beckons Sinocia back before she can ask how Qifrey has been taking care of him. “Go ahead, Sinocia, give me your worst.”
“Okay!”
Olruggio looks so darling with a thermometer in his mouth, pouting like he does, nose flushed pink from the influx of activity.
“Now, what do we have here…” While she waits, Sinocia has decided to look into the supplies Olruggio brought in. She begins to rifle through the bag without pouring anything onto the counter, holding up and then putting back its contents one by one. “Marktea, pastilles, fancy water, some aromatherapy…? Olruggio, where did these come from?”
“One of Olly’s clients,” answers Qifrey. “He’s supposedly well-meaning.”
Olruggio shifts like he wants to say something, so Qifrey holds his index finger vertically against his own lips.
“The brands in here are really expensive,” Sinocia says. “Ooh, and this one’s been opened already. You didn’t like it?”
The thermometer bounces as Olruggio makes a sound through the corner of his mouth.
“Laceweed oil!” Sinocia laughs. “No wonder you’ve been sneezing like that.”
What in the world does that mean? Is Qifrey even allowed to ask? The reminder of what he missed is going to make him dizzy all over again if he isn’t careful. He keeps his gaze off of Olruggio, just to be safe.
Sinocia closes the drawstrings on the satchel and sets it aside, then takes the thermometer from Olruggio and inspects the number with a frown. “You’re a little warm, but not too bad yet. I’ll give you some tranquileaf to take as needed, okay?”
“Thanks.”
“And this syrup in case your cough gets worse. And a poultice to help you breathe better; apply it before you to go bed.”
“Okay. Sure. Thanks.”
“And… I’ll have to give this back, too. I’m really sorry, I don’t think a hospital can accept something that costs so much.”
“So,” sighs Olruggio, “just take it home with you, then.”
“What?”
“Consider it a gift.”
“Excuse me?”
“It’s not against the rules, is it,” says Olruggio dryly as he stands up. “It’d be a big help, you know. Keeps me from havin’ to deal with the guy when he thinks I never received it. Probably wanted me to try returnin’ it to him so he’d get a chance to— …Ah. Sorry.”
“Sorry?” echoes Sinocia.
“Forgot where I was.” Olruggio rubs his neck and looks away. “You’d be doin’ me a favor takin’ it off my hands is all.”
Qifrey shrugs when Sinocia looks to him for explanation, so she shrugs easily and brightens right back up.
“If you insist! Thank you, Olruggio, that’s very generous.”
“Like I said. It’s mostly a favor to me. Share it with someone if you’d like, put the bounty to use.”
“Hmmm…” Sinocia’s eyes dart to Qifrey and then up at the ceiling as she taps her chin with one hand and places the other on her hip. “I know! I’ll accept your gift so you can do a favor for me too, and be a less troublesome patient.”
“Much easier said than done,” Qifrey reminds her.
“He’s one to talk,” Olruggio says. “At least I see a doctor when the time comes. I have to drag this guy by the scruff to get him to go at all. Lucky he’s usually too weak to fight me by then.”
I love you, thinks Qifrey. He watches Olruggio gather his prescriptions and tuck them away neatly, like a good patient does.
“Yes, I know,” Sinocia says. “So since I’ve got you both here already, I’m not letting you leave until you’ve slept a clockmark or two. It’ll be much worse on you, Qifrey, when you catch this cold because you haven’t been sleeping either, and then I’ll really have my hands full.”
“Whether that’s true or not,” Qifrey says, as though he wouldn’t love anything more, “I’m not sure we can get away with skipping just to have a nap.”
“Sure you can! Doctor’s orders,” declares Sinocia. “I’m sure whoever you’re standing up would be happy to meet in private later or relay necessary information to you some other way, right?”
“Up to you,” Olruggio adds. “I’m takin’ a cot either way.”
What else is Qifrey meant to do? He follows the both of them to a quiet space down a half-flight of stairs and clenches all the muscles he can access, feeling like a stone falling to the bottom of a water well and scraping the sides of it on the way. He mirrors Olruggio’s crooked smile, perches stiffly on a hard wooden chair and wonders how long he’ll pretend to sleep.
The little twitch of someone’s nose while they’re trembling, on the very edge of a sneeze - their eyes watering, hands cupped gently in front of them to catch it when it finally, blissfully comes. Their breath, stuttering in their chest, too itchy to breathe out without it shaking, hitching miserably. If only they had just a little something to push them over the edge into release-