Caught in the way you got me

Sebastian Erin Smythe28 years so fucking old young. Entrepreneur and lawyer-in-training based in Cambridge, Massachusetts with my husband. Attendee at Harvard University. I own three night clubs and a restaurant in Las Vegas, where I moved to directly after finishing High School and had been until two years ago. Law school and my relationship were calling. Priorities, priorities. “He’s got a ridiculous amount of charm. And he’s a sweet-talker. I almost wanna say he’s downright predatory but you really can’t help but fall for it.” CURRENT YEAR: 2018

[mistersmythers]

I've been living off diet coke, as I'm attempting to shake my coffee addiction, but now I just like crap. It's hard writing essays and looking over notes when you feel like shit. Ugh.

[pursuit-of-eternal-love]

[gleerpconfessions]

One of my favorite OCs of all time, although it’s been way over a year since their last update, was Justin Hall (justjustinhall). Justin was very well-played and had a lot of layers, which is an amazing thing to see in an OC. He was sweet and loving to his boyfriend, Dave Karofsky, and his super-hero comic obsession was totally adorable. I miss him and the whole Halofsky dynamic so much and I hope his player is doing great wherever they are now!

[mistersmythers]

OOC: He was also one of my favourite OCs, too, and I know I missed being able to see him develop and blossom. Dave and Justin were meant to be in my eyes, at least. I have no doubts that Halofsky would have continued if given the chance. It's partially my fault, I guess, that everything came to an end and I regret my hand in that fall. Sebastian's looking after Dave right now 'cause every path taken opens a few others. I hope Taylor's well and I hope life is glorious for her. And if she ever sees this, I give her aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the love <3

[borntobedave]

Duh. Like I’m ever gonna forget when a little kid idolized you. That whole thing was way too cute not to permanently commit to memory.

[mistersmythers]

He may have been a little insane. Kids don't tend to idolize me. Are you calling me cute? You know how I feel about being called cute, Dave! Shame on you.

[borntobedave]

No way. I’m not letting you corrupt another of my students. Noah only spent like an hour with you and he never dropped the subject again.

[mistersmythers]

You still remember that kid? Wow, baby. Memory of an elephant, hm?

[borntobedave]

Weekends are the BEST.

You don’t even have to put on underwear if you don’t want to.

[mistersmythers]

That sounds like an invitation for me to put my hands in your- oh wait.

[borntobedave]

… they’re not that hard to crack, honestly. I mean, I pretty much use the same password for everything, so if you manage to figure that out you’d be able to control like.. my entire life. But hey! I didn’t say anything that wasn’t PG or PG-13 at the most. And nobody called you a kitten, Seb. Trust me, I know waaay better than that.

[mistersmythers]

That's not my issue, Davey. You can tell the world about our sex life for all I care, just not the way we live together. Did they need to know about our joint bank account or who does the washing up? Good. You'd have lost an eye if you did. 

Now c'mere. I demand a kiss.

[borntobedave]

You know that and I know that, but I’m not gonna be the one who ruins a third grader’s lifelong dream. I don’t have that kinda coldness in me.

[mistersmythers]

I have that kind of coldness in me. Do you want me to meet the midget?

[borntobedave]

One of my students told me today that he wants to be a fish when he grows up. I asked him why and he said, “Because when you grow up into a person you have to drink coffee. I hate coffee. I’m going to be a fish instead so I can keep drinking water and juice.”

Sounds like a plan to me, buddy.

[mistersmythers]

Fish don't drink juice.

[mistersmythers]

Dave's becoming too comfortable with posting things on the internet. How does one block and potentially destroy the things he posts? Although I could figure out his passwords for most of his other accounts, his Tumblr and his main email address are incredibly hard to crack. So, please, for the love of all that is good in the world, ignore the fact he just divulged the domesticity of our life together. I'm definitely not that tame. I may be in love but I am not a kitten.

As somebody going through law school, to be a kitten would be a death sentence. Being a teacher, Dave's always been my teddy bear, though.

[mistersmythers]

Titch is coming to visit.

The worst part is that Dave is more excited about seeing my sister, Darcy, than I am.

[gustingrant]

[mistersmythers]

I have a new favourite song.

[mamazizes]

You honestly thought I would? oh Seb.. you still need to learn more about when I’m joking, apparently. 

[mistersmythers]

Yeah, I thought you would. I don't pay much attention to joking. That's Dave's forte.

[mistersmythers]

I have a new favourite song.

[mamazizes]

Calm Seb, I have no intents on shipping her to your house anyway.

[mistersmythers]

Thank God.

[mistersmythers]

I have a new favourite song.

[mamazizes]

Oh come now, Seb, you love Mini Z just as much as she loves her ‘Uncle Bassy’.

[mistersmythers]

Lauren... no.

[mistersmythers]

I have a new favourite song.

[mamazizes]

Now see, you do understand that teenagers are no fun.

[mistersmythers]

I'm just not great with kids. And seeing as Dave's still going to be looking after kids in some way and I'll be the one at home with her, nope. Not happening.

[mistersmythers]

I have a new favourite song.

[borntobedave]

That seriously doesn’t make any sense.

I try.

[mistersmythers]

Hermits are people too!