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hey. whats the difference between self-conscious and self-aware. can i get some clarification on that one

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

beadyeyes

Please email me one weed gummy

byjove

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

misterunderscorebaby

what really gets me is when i say “i’d be a bad mom” and everyone’s like nooooo what are you talking about??? like bruh it’s not an insult. you don’t need to placate me or tell me im wrong. i would be bad at it, so im not going to do it.

(want to know why i’d be bad at it? because i don’t want to do it! want to know what’s a real insult? being born to a bad mom whose bad at being a mom because she didn’t want to be one!)

misterunderscorebaby

one more thing: you kind of HAVE to like being a mom if you’re a mom. even if you’re deluding yourself. ESPECIALLY if you’re deluding yourself. in the immortal words of rain wilson in juno: “that’s one doodle that can’t be undid, homeskillet.” it’s a real one must imagine sisyphus happy moment.

so like, yeah ofc you love being a mom. everything falls apart if you don’t. you’re shunned and punished and hunted for being a witch if you don’t grin and bear it. sounds like a surefire way to love something genuinely if you ask me.

byjove

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

misterunderscorebaby

what really gets me is when i say “i’d be a bad mom” and everyone’s like nooooo what are you talking about??? like bruh it’s not an insult. you don’t need to placate me or tell me im wrong. i would be bad at it, so im not going to do it.

(want to know why i’d be bad at it? because i don’t want to do it! want to know what’s a real insult? being born to a bad mom whose bad at being a mom because she didn’t want to be one!)

fairycosmos

my dead wife. the ad free internet

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

misterunderscorebaby

i spoke to my dear friend mitch mcconnell today for about 20 minutes. he said he was in a wet t shirt contest. he won because he was the most like a wet t shirt

misterunderscorebaby

lindsay graham did not survive the event. he was shot by a t shirt cannon

tonysopranoproskater69420

I don't fw anything anymore...

fairycosmos

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

dogpuppy

girlnumbers

Men will watch the sopranos and envy Tony Soprano and it’s like WATCH THE SHOW JUST WATCH THE SHOW AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY. LISTEN TO WHAT THE TELEVISION IS TRYING TO TELL YOU

misterunderscorebaby

my dad saying “yeah, i lost interest in breaking bad after they tried to make walter white the bad guy.” like uhhhhhh

girlnumbers

Walter White? The chemistry teacher?

misterunderscorebaby

Walter White? the loving husband and father?

girlnumbers

Men will watch the sopranos and envy Tony Soprano and it’s like WATCH THE SHOW JUST WATCH THE SHOW AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY. LISTEN TO WHAT THE TELEVISION IS TRYING TO TELL YOU

misterunderscorebaby

my dad saying “yeah, i lost interest in breaking bad after they tried to make walter white the bad guy.” like uhhhhhh

people become old waaaay younger these days

er*ka k*rk’s eyes are truly terrifying.

thegroaningbook

Civic Poetics by KC Clarke

From Between Here and the Sound of a Groaning Interstate & The Groaning Book: A Poetics

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