Misti's Mayhem

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[mistihayesfix]

It's still sweet!

Hi there. I actually have an updated fic for you today. I've been bad at it and make no promises to do better. Not today anyway. :) BUT the AU I started last year based on @aduckinahat's SMD AU (with permission) continues!

Go to "A Beautiful Beginning" on AO3 or check out my post on Ko-fi here. I hope you like this installment, it features JeongMoChaeng and it's pretty cheesy.

Always remember to check the tags and notes to make sure it's something you'd like to venture into. Please take care of yourselves and stay safe out there.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Mabel Martin

Winifred

Voting ended onJun 3

Propaganda

Mabel Martin (Mabel):

Latina fae girl. She's so cool and sexy.

Winifred (Good Morning Evildoers):

She's an old lady slash eldritch horror slash dog owner who runs the HR department at an Evil Corporation. Not an evil corporation, but an Evil Corporation: a corporation that deals in evil. She's an ally to the queer community. She fought angels to save her dog. She will one day learn how the Internet works. She's evil, not rude.

[goodmorningevildoers]

Dearest friends,

Y̸̝͍͒o̷̝͗̔ư̷̮͑ͅ ̶̹͆͑k̵͇̾̃n̵͙̈̌o̴͚̯͌̚ẅ̶̲́̌ ̵̬̠̀w̶̹̙̽͗ẖ̷̿̊ͅa̴̧̻̐̅ṭ̴͔̿̚ ̸̘͂y̵̬̩̎o̵͎͗ū̶͇̝ ̵̠̓m̶̡͍̽̀u̵̳͑͠s̶̝̰͗t̴̮̂̌͜ ̶̢͛͒d̵̲͝o̴̳̚.̷̯̠̋͝

SIncrerely,

GSA

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Mabel Martin

Winifred

Voting ended onJun 3

Propaganda

Mabel Martin (Mabel):

Latina fae girl. She's so cool and sexy.

Winifred (Good Morning Evildoers):

She's an old lady slash eldritch horror slash dog owner who runs the HR department at an Evil Corporation. Not an evil corporation, but an Evil Corporation: a corporation that deals in evil. She's an ally to the queer community. She fought angels to save her dog. She will one day learn how the Internet works. She's evil, not rude.

[mistihayesfix]

Hello, if you're around and could vote for Winifred, I'd appreciate it 😊

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Mabel Martin

Winifred

Voting ended onJun 3

Propaganda

Mabel Martin (Mabel):

Latina fae girl. She's so cool and sexy.

Winifred (Good Morning Evildoers):

She's an old lady slash eldritch horror slash dog owner who runs the HR department at an Evil Corporation. Not an evil corporation, but an Evil Corporation: a corporation that deals in evil. She's an ally to the queer community. She fought angels to save her dog. She will one day learn how the Internet works. She's evil, not rude.

[quillsandpaper]

"We're evil, not stupid"

I heard @goodmorningevildoers hit 10K downloads a bit ago. Congrats! 🎉

[goodmorningevildoers]

As a thank you for your listening loyalty and your lovely, lovely ears, please accept this free phone wallpaper to celebrate ten thousand downloads.

10K Downloads Free Phone Wallpaper

As thanks for 10,000 downloads of our perfectly harmless podcast which does absolutely nothing to modify your brain's electric signals, plea

[myfootyrthroat]

When Blinken announced a time-bound transition plan for Gazan independence with foreign cooperation, "leftists" interrupted the announcement to call him "Bloody Blinken", so I really look forward to hearing what they called Trump when he announced his oversight of Gaza after talking about plans to depopulate it for real estate investment.

Hold on, I'm getting news that they're lighting a cardboard cutout of Harris on fire and weren't present at the announcement.

[goodmorningevildoers]

Will resent that shit until the heat death of the universe.

[mistihayesfix]

Never forgiving them for how they did Nicole! 💯

[afriblaq]

Black Reporter Reads Racist For FILTH

Lurie Daniel Favors podcast

[goodmorningevildoers]

The podcast will be going on hiatus. My mother, who inspired so much of Winifred from HR, is nearing the end of her life. She has always encouraged creativity, humor, and mischief, and those gifts will live on in the show.

Thank you for your patience, kindness, and understanding while I step away. We’ll be back when it’s time.

[goodmorningevildoers]

No one:

Literally nobody:

Seriously, I cannot stress this enough, no one:

Coelacanth:

[bekaterrier]

My latest bracelets were inspired by @goodmorningevildoers! Winifred's cheerful HR messages about the creepy goings on of her evil supercorp have me captivated (and I'm like 90% sure it's not because of any hypnotism or subliminal messaging).

I love playing around with different styles, so here I did one with blue wire and strong, bright colours for the beads. The second is a more playful, sparkly one, with silver wire and faceted beads in various shades.

[goodmorningevildoers]

Season Two approaches.

Are you ready?

[mistihayesfix]

The Spooky Returns!!

[goodmorningevildoers]

You Know Who will be visiting all the evil girls and boys tonight for Friday the 13th Eve. You don't want him to be hungry, do you?

https://goodmorningevildoers.com

[goodmorningevildoers]

🥛🍪

[were--ralph]

Why the official page post this though

[lesbian-jack-barnabas]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the idea of the Evil Capitalism Companies TM from podcasts participating in rainbow capitalism. does Goddard Futuristics make their logo rainbow for the month. does LMG go above and beyond to put queer people in their advertisements for the month of June. Does Overhead make Gordon help them post during pride as he is their Gay Employee. because I personally think it would be hilarious

[rosedubh]

@goodmorningevildoers does global synergy amalgamated participate in rainbow capitalism, I know they (or at least Winifred) are pretty widely accepting of the lgbtq+ community year round not just in June

[goodmorningevildoers]

Forgive me for answering out of character, but this was so interesting to me that it 1) gave me an excuse to do a little more world building and 2) seemed like a good opportunity to talk about corporate behavior in a broader context.

The short answer? Yes. GSA does Pride and Black History Month and Women's History Month and AAPI Heritage Month and Hispanic Heritage Month and Disability Awareness Month and has a special (ironic) focus on Mental Health Awareness Month. Part of the cover story, of course, and also part of the way to keep one side of the "business" ignorant of the other. There's a group of employees who don't know the full story, including a marketing team -- though given that the company tagline is "Doing the Unthinkable to Accomplish the Inevitable," they really ought to be suspicious...

[For the record, Winifred genuinely loves everyone, but her version of love doesn't mean she won't harvest your spleen for (to her) the right reasons.]

But more broadly and more connected to reality, CSR (Corporate Social Responsibility) initiatives can be honest, but they can also be hugely duplicitous. I surmise most of them fall somewhere in the middle.

I say that because while some nefarious schmuck in a golf cart somewhere said, "Yeah, throw the queers and the crazies a bone -- we can do a fraction of a percentage point of effort and get a PR boost" before groping the girl in the beer cart and throwing his nine iron into a water hazard when he hooked left, there are also good people at every level of real world organizations who take these CSR opportunities to do the right thing.

However, and this is just my opinion, the good people trying their best inside the organization do not absolve that organization of any and all sins. I personally haven't shopped at Target in a minute, y'know?

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to think about this and my own professional life.

[austinkleon]

That Time Poet T.S. Eliot Was Made a Deputy Sheriff in Dallas

In April 1958, T.S. Eliot spoke to an audience in Dallas of 7,000 people in a sports arena. That morning he’d been made an honorary “deputy” sheriff, given a badge, and a Stetson hat.

The rain beating on the roof once got so noisy that Eliot exclaimed, “The competition is considerable.” Once he stopped to let the rain have a full solo.

In his introductory remarks, he noted with relish that he had been made an honorary citizen of Dallas and a deputy sheriff during his visit here.

He thought it was funny that he, a deputy sheriff, should be reciting poetry.

Eliot, btw, got a standing ovation. In the audience was a young Larry McMurtry.

Photo above: T. S. Eliot with his sister, Marion at a family gathering in May 1958.