mistress~awesome

Hi, I'm Amanda. I live in Ottawa, Ontario with my bearded man and bearded dragons. We've also got a beautiful little glider, Gir. 

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Yeeeeeeeees 😭😍#coheedandcambria #welcomehome #mtl #coronatheatre

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Made some new chums 👌

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Saves the day w/ Coheed and Cambria. #montreal #coronatheatre

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i love this lol

[note-a-bear]

This is so calming

[fvlani]

My ass would of cut off my whole arm

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

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WOAH WHAT?

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[brucebocchi]

this is next level fucking with people

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

Please give this old man his ice cream

[meladoodle]

he’s in a god damn church

[approach]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mistressawesome]

Hey guys, meet Mister Meow. He's an asshole, but so am I!

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Someone do something super awesome and neat to my mop. I need something new to go with this life. #showmethecolour #dyeme #opencanvas

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Idk wtf I'm doing but I'm hurt and this rock looks nice

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I feel ugly inside today but I don't look half bad on the outside! 😁 . . . . #notMonday #butMonday #ottawa #greenrebel #GR #ottawafood #placebell

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Coheed and Cambria and Saves the Day?! AND early entry meet and greet?! Oh maaaaan I'm ready.

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Good looking crew 😉

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What a freaking Gem! 😍 #bff

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This is what weekends are made of #FordOpen