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ace. hockey (rpf) sideblog. writing info pinned. leafs + marner + canucks + jays…?. follows from wrldgnmd. semi-permanent semi-hiatus

[mitcheemarns]

Writing Info

so, this will be a quick summary of what i write/am willing to write. quick reminder that i do not write (or read for that matter) imagines (by this i mean readerxplayer or any of the sort). i write hockey rpf which is playerxplayer. 

i post most of my more polished fics/drabbles on ao3 (archive of our own) on the account cardiac_arrest. all my fics are private, so that means you need to have an account to read them (if you dont have one i have invites so feel free to dm!). 

the ships i am willing to write (or am willing to try to write) are - this may change in the future:

Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews

William Nylander/Kasperi Kapanen

Jake Gardiner/Morgan Rielly

Brock Boeser/Elias Pettersson

i also don’t really write smut or whatever, on account that i get too embarrassed lmao. 

requests/prompts are generally always open - but that doesnt mean i’ll get to them really quick if you send any in. but please do send them! 

here are the tags that pertain to fic writing and the like that i use on tumblr:

fic stuff - general hockey rpf stuff/ideas/anything fic related

ship:... - tags i use for ships

ship: they love each other - mitch/auston related

ship: boyf riends - willy/kappy related

ship: hockey husbands - jake/mo related

ship: blonds have more fun - elias/brock related

my writing - gen tag for anything i write

fic inspo/fic ideas - inspiration or ideas that i have for fics

there are also tags that relate to a certain au that i would be in the process of writing (this will be updated when i come up with more):

youtube au - mitch/auston, au in which mitch is both a beauty guru and gaming youtuber (only drabbles on tumblr atm)

dark verse - mitch/auston, high school au with a twist (wip!)

where’s my mind verse - mitch/auston (vague fic outline)

sk au - mitch/auston, serial killer auston with detective mitch (complete fic on ao3!) ao3 tag

giselle au - mitch/auston, literally an au of the ballet (has been abanoned, but there’s an outline with the ending and everything) ao3 tag

ballet au - mitch/auston, au where mitch is a ballet dancer (finished-ish series!) ao3 tag 

vball au - mitch/auston, au where they play volleyball lmao (series with individual fics) ao3 tag

[mikoivu]

jgardiner272 this is what happens when i take @morganrielly out grocery shopping #workethic

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

JAKE GARDINER IS WHAT

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

oh. okay. I'm fine. are you fine? I'm fine.

[mitcheemarns]

Guhhhhh I hate leafs fans

[mitcheemarns]

Realizing now I shouldn’t follow Twitter nhl reporters

[mitcheemarns]

Guhhhhh I hate leafs fans

[scunthotter]

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

[empyrean11]

YOUR DEFINITION OF FUN IS NOT THE SAME AS MINE 😭😭😭

[fluorescent-iridescent]

Collective psychosis. Full cultural reset. Everybody is coming to the cottage I guess.

[miklii]

on the topic of heated rivalry where ilya picks up shane. a whole grown hockey weighing 180+ pounds. have any of yall seen auston matthews picking up mitch marner

the way it was apparently meant to be only a few steps but 'adrenaline' came and he didnt wanna let go of mitch

[tiger-balm]

Auston & Mitch in warmups | Leafs @ Knights | Jan 15th 2026

[highdefinitions]

what if we used to pass to each other for one timers and were always the last two off the ice for warmups but you got traded so now you’re playing against the team you wanted to play on since you were a little kid and did for nearly 10 years and i said i’m not gonna answer anymore questions about you and i didn’t even look at your during warmups but i still timed stepping off the ice with you one last time even if it was on opposite teams and i couldn’t help but look once when i knew you wouldn’t be

[couthbbg]

ok two questions for concert go-ers: 1 what was the concert you went to that was the most fun just, like, vibes and experience wise? & 2 who was the artist/band/singer you saw irl whose voice/music you had the most visceral response to? like just out-of-body, i think i could see god moment. tell me in the tags!!

[iero]

Now that we’re over halfway through the year, what do you guys think will be your top song of the year?

[malewag]

what nine straight early playoff exits does to a franchise

[frownyalfred]

me reading the ao3 outage notification this morning: yeah that makes sense, they need to take the archive offline to fix the bookmarks

*six hours later*

me: so maybe we don’t actually like, NEED need bookmarks

[mitchmarner]

"Marner scribbled his name for a few more awestruck kids outside the dressing room. Then he slung his Maple Leafs bag over his shoulder as a group of tykes and novices circled the freezing-cold rink. He walked through the community centre lobby like any other camper, past the snack bar and out the sliding doors into the hot, grey afternoon, and tossed his bag into the back of his blue and white Ford F-150. Marner climbed in and set out on the long road heading toward Toronto." - Dan Robson, 2016

I will miss Mitch as a Leaf so, so deeply. Thank you for all the memories.