Uhh

A whole ass lesbian. Too old for this shit. A tired, nasty witch who opens her window to shame humanity. Gay Married™ to @captain-mirandalion the love of my life and the most beautiful person on the planet 💖

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

[sovietnam]

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[nyancrimew]

2000s fbi anti piracy ad themed blowjob

[tbposting]

[pointnclick]

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[omegaverse]

We were correct as children btw it sucks so hard that pokemon aren't real. It's the worst thing ever.

[marghost]

Surely we are forsaken, For what loving God would refuse us the Gift of Typhlosion

[slimegargoyle]

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

[literallymechanical]

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

[obtusecrimes]

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

[variablejabberwocky]

#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you

[depsidase]

[asingularcanadian]

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

[starrypawz]

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

[hollowboobtheory]

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

[cannibalchicken]

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[madlori]

and here we all are, still

[mujigayy]

[girlballs-archive]

bird chart

bird chart

[girlballs-archive]

updated bird chart

[autistic-brainbug-deactivated20]

[ID: the first picture shows a chart with two columns and two rows. The rows were labelled "does not cause problems" (black text against a green background) and "causes problems" (black text against a red background)". The columns were labelled "no knowledge of sin" (black text against a green background) and "has knowledge of sin" (black text against a red background). The combinations were written in black text against a white background. The free space in the upper corner on the left was labelled "free parking for birds" in black letters against a yellow background.

"Does not cause problems" and "no knowledge of sin" equals "dove". "Does not cause problems" and "has knowledge of sin" equals "duck". "Causes problems" and "no knowledge of sin" equals "seagull". "Causes problems" and "has knowledge of sin" equals "goose".

The second picture then shows a tag that reads "#may I ask wheerree crows are placed here?". The last picture then shows the extended chart with a third row and third column, both having been labelled "silly" (black text against a purple background). "Silly" and "no knowledge of sin" equals "egret". "Silly "and "has knowledge of sin" equals "turkey". "Silly" and "silly" equals "crow". /ID end]

[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

[awsydawnarts]

[rose-fics]

Reblog this with the most obscure thing you’ve had to research for fanfic

[justgaming365]

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[rars]

(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

[unbotheredmuse]