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[mitskiandcheese]

I’m so excited for Phoebe Bridgers new album, and that she’s performing in random towns to small, deserving crowds, but the idea that she’s playing Garden Song without me in the room IS SICKENING

[mitskiandcheese]

I could talk forever about how Noah Kahan’s new album is a masterclass on perspective and how I loved every single song on the tracklist, but it’s a lot funnier to say the most relatable lyric was “if I see one more cybertruck I swear to god I’m gonna floor it”

[mitskiandcheese]

14 is for realizing the world is evil, 17 is for being angry over it, and 19 is for accepting it. Rinse and repeat

[mitskiandcheese]

Trying to do a self care day with mental illness is like trying to take your emo teen out to family dinner, except you are the emo teen AND the family and dinner is going on a walk

[mitskiandcheese]

Server betrayal list

• People who look at you like this mere minutes after saying they don’t need anything:

• People who need silverware for burgers

• Asking for add on’s after already paying for the meal

• Ketchup gluttony

• Old men who flirt in front of their wives

• Anyone showing up within the last 10 minutes of closing

[mitskiandcheese]

One time I explained what a blacked out “don’t hmu💔” snap is to a millennial by saying it’s like making your MySpace page all black, and I feel like that’s a good example of how the internet is ever changing yet consistently the same

[tentendump]

i know tadc will end like this

[gretchensinister]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today

[mitskiandcheese]

Every day TikTok gets a little closer to the “oh so you hate waffles?” Twitter post because name a SINGULAR ballet performer. I’m waiting.

[mitskiandcheese]

I could never be a producer of any show with an annoying fandom, I’d have everyone die of a nuclear bomb just to prove a point

[mitskiandcheese]

Taylor Swift is so good when there isn’t a rat in your ear saying something equally misogynistic as it is performative

[mitskiandcheese]

No tags in my posts because only the sweetest of gods angels can discover and read. Them and my one active mutual hi sweetheart

[mitskiandcheese]

And a matter a fact I WISH Golden won song of the year because hearing people complain about a song from a kids movie being a Grammy nominee was the most upsetting thing ever

[shamebats]

[mitskiandcheese]

Why are you so cool

First of all I am pure of heart. Second, I have the spite of a reincarnation who vowed to kill you in every lifetime.

[mitskiandcheese]

Every time someone perceives a complex character for a one dimensional brain dead version of that character to justify their media illiteracy, an angel dies

[mitskiandcheese]

“Tumblr kid in spirit, but not in practice.” I sigh, walking to my darkly lit room of old tumblr pins on Pinterest