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mike: i asked for vomit green, and i got vomit green!!
will:
mike, internally: FUCKKKKK
i can always relate to a girl who wants to leave
hey sorry ur boyfriend is in russia. yeah no hes getting his shit rocked over there lol. sorry
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happy one year to this interaction
Keep smiling through
Just like you always do
'Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
STRAP IN JEFFANNIE LOVERS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET YUCKY AND YOU'RE IN THE SPLASHZONE
thought I'd give a comprehensive list on why I personally dislike JeffAnnie because I got called idiotic for it and I see that as a top tier compliment. I go more in depth at the end, but if you just want the quick stuff (since I know y'all like the quotes!!) here you go, but please read the rest of it!! this is an open discussion.
also I get pretty gross in my descriptions of Annie, be warned
season 2 episode 1: "since you have clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor of those twilight books you devour, let me explain it to you. men are monsters who crave young flesh, the end."
season 3 episode 1: "we can't keep doing this forever, kiddo." "Can't we?" "no, that's gross. I feel gross."
season 4 episode 3: "I was just daydreaming. I mean, I've married you at least a half a dozen times. and Troy. and Zac Efron. Mostly Zac Efron."
season 3 episode 16: "but, we love Jeff." "no, we don't. we're just in love with the idea of being loved. and if we can teach a guy like Jeff to do it, we'll never be unloved. so we keep running the same scenario over and over hoping for a different result."
season 6 episode 13: "are you okay?" "is this really what you want?" "of course. I mean, I'd be fine with a dog too, but whatever you want." "do you have any idea what I want?" "yes?"
season 2 episode 20: "the general atmosphere of 'would they?' 'might they?'" "Annie, I think you're reading into some things." "oh really?" "oh, give me a break. I mean, you could do the same thing with Pierce and Abed!" "yeah, let's be honest, there's more between you and Annie than between me and Pierce." "Abed, it's called chemistry, I have it with everybody."
season 5 episode 11: "I'm 40."
I'd like to actually argue with a personal opinion based on a fact, and some anecdotal hypotheticals
first of all, I'm 17, a year younger than Annie in season one. I know people who are 19, 20 even. the concept of them or myself dating someone who is (not only fully developed in the brain, but) at least ten years older than ourselves-
-is gross, no? if Annie got held back at all, if she didn't drop out, if she and Jeff met in a different way, same age difference and her still in high school, one might say that is a little uncouth, one might even go so far as to say it's gross.
but, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt; make them closer in age, say Jeff is in his 20s instead of his thirties, say 25 (the lowest we can go for him to still be a lawyer). still, Annie's brain wont fully develop until she is 25, meaning Jeff will already be in his thirties by that point, if he dates her any sooner he will be dating what is medically considered an adolescent (10-24) while himself above 30. "but chrissy, chimbo, my love, you're legally an adult at age 18!" if we start bringing the law into this, the post will double in size, to make it simple, just think for a moment why that makes you legally an adult. why is a legal adult not allowed to drink? why would the United States want people who are not fully developed making decisions, and how does that affect their country? food for thought.
another benefit of the doubt! take age out of the question, just look at them as people and their experiences, not by a number! age ain't nothing number, right? like Aaliyah, right? Yeah, did you know R Kelly, the convicted sex offender, wrote that song? Crazy, right? sorry, off topic. Silly me, silly little baby brain. haha. let's look at their dynamic:
Jeff is a man who values the women he dates - rather, sleeps with - very little. "I'm Jeff Winger, and I would rather look at myself naked than the women I sleep with!" he states, so confident and proud of himself. "I asked this woman out 30 seconds ago to prove a point!" he shouts. "I'll be back with booty!" he sneers. does this seem like the kind of person that would think of women in the long-term? that is Jeff.
Annie on the other hand, as the boy-crazy girlish urchin she is, sees every man that comes her way as Christ incarnate. Annie is obsessive, she enrolled in nearly all of Troy's classes to get some sense that someone, anyone, no matter how bad they treat her, has to rely on her for something she knows. Annie is fresh and inexperienced, she can't say the word 'penis' because it makes her uncomfortable and squirmy. pure, untouched porcelain. so impressionable, don't you think? so untainted, virginal. looking for a father.
describing her like that makes you a bit uncomfortable, doesn't it? feels a little yucky in your tum tum?
that's because if you take away their ages, their experiences speak for themselves. Annie is young, obsessive. Jeff has more experience than her and will discard her quickly in favor of someone younger or better looking. if you're into the 'born sexy yesterday' trope, go ahead. I'm not one to stop you from doing what makes you feel good! We all know what you really want, you don't have to hide it, Humbert- sorry, Jeff. slip of the tongue. scream it loud! scream it on the rooftops, or on the streets: "I want to fuck a teenager!!" see how people look at you!
Oh, they're not smiling, are they? yikes.
i'd just like to leave you with a personal opinion.
is the pairing of Jeff and Annie iffy and pretty gross? yes, scroll up, read this post again if you aren't convinced. at the same time, should it be removed from the show entirely because it's problematic and horrible and everyone who supports JeffAnnie is a meth-addicted pedophile who eats babies and fucks sticky flashlights with the mouthless faces of their classmates taped to the rim? while I would prefer that JeffAnnie didn't happen, yes, I just think those of you who are into this are just uneducated and stubborn. some of you, one of you in particular, i'm sure is a sweaty neckbeard with a fedora and a 4chan tripcode. but not all of you, and for that I have hope.
JeffAnnie is legal, yes. JeffAnnie is by far not the worst, too. and we, as mature half-adults, can admit that. I for one believe that you should be able to ship anything that is both legal and non-blood-related. that's the magic of fandom! enemies to lovers is one of the most popular genres! the toxicity of the relationship is not the problem, it is the predatory nature and unsavory implications that are the problem. I think the relationship as a whole is not something to be looked at with positive emotions, but I also don't believe that this type of screen representation is bad. just because something is put to screen does not mean it is acceptable. I think that's something we all learned in second grade, yes? good. glad we're all on the same page. you're looking wonderful. I hope you have a great day.
also, just to cover all my bases, it's just a matter of preference. it makes a lot of us uncomfortable to see relationships like that, especially those of us who are around Annie's age. like, imagine being her: you're fresh out of rehab and ready to start your life. this guy who is more than ten years older than you, who you think is kind of cute maybe, starts to look at you the same way. imagine having the knowledge that every time he looks at a woman he just sees a pair of tits and a vag on legs. imagine what he sees when he looks at you. imagine that guy having a conversation with your dad, they might even be closer in age than you and him. that's uncomfortable, to me at least.
plus, Britta and Jeff are a better couple.
and if anyone responds with that whole "Dan Harmon DVD season 6" copy paste I hope you all know it makes me kick my feet and giggle. papa needs an ego boost, go ahead *bats eyes* *gets hit by a car*
op i love you so so so much (kisses u)
i have a bit of a silly add onwith this!!!! get ready guys this is insane hot take but!!!!
jeff doesnt belong with anyone in the greendale seven!!!!
not even britta!!!! they are both arguably self centered people, and when they’re together, they dont improve!!! they just become a teeeeeny bit more self centered. sure they have their lil moments that make u go awwww and they have a silly dynamic but them together...... idk!!! once again its dan harmons fault (always) and just my opinion ! everyone is entitled to one i know its crazy.
as for jeff and annie, heres my little take (again, doesnt really stray away from ops lil essay either):
annie had just got out of rehab when they just met, and graduated highschool, applied for community college
jeff faked a lawyers degree, worked there for some time, got bused, got his job taken away (fired), applied for community college to earn a real degree.
basically!!!! when they met they were at two different stages in their lives and werent on the same page.... at all. so in THEORY!!!!! they are at different maturity levels. key word.... MATURITY LEVEL!!! maturity level plays an amazing part in relationships. its mainly (i hope) common knowledge that when two people have different maturity levels in a romantic relationship shit is not about to go well
and we want our best for our little stinky community characters!!! right? i hope so!!!
if the jeffannie stans come in with the copypasta uummmm please put your hands between the bars of my enclosure i promise i wont bite you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites y
some community quotes that live in my tineey lil brain
- WOWIE!!!! A BIG TIME CELEBRITY WANTS TO BE IN MY COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😝 wowie. a big time celebrity wants to be in my commercial. 🫤
- oh don’t take that! i dropped it after the lesson on setups. the professor is SOOOO OLD. ............................... 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
- i have to go. TO THE BANK! today. 😰
- “death is a natural part of life, and when i’m finished this sentence, 100 people will have died in china.” “....WHY. DID YOU STOP. TALKING?”
- FIRE CANT GO THROUGH DOORS, STUPID. its not a ghost!
- EVVVVERRRRYYYYYTHINNNINGGGGGG 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬
- “i thinnnnk we should go-” “THERES AN AWARD FOR MOST HANDSOME YOUNG MAN 😭”
- But Execl Will not Be learnt today- My Thoughts.... are in French.
- YOU TOLD ME A HAWK STOLE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
the 1990 losers club: golly... jee..... we sure are in a pickle here. somethings happening around town....
the 2017 losers club: shit shit fuck what the FUCK is going ON in this FUCKING HELL HOLE GET ME OUTTA HERE
tag yourself as a community quote that’s been stuck in my head (part 8)
shirley! I read the new testament 😁
monkey took my spoon. 😒
which do you think is better: trevor st. mcgoodbody, or DAVID 😮💨🫡🤔
HEY. british dentistry is NOT on trial 😠🙄☝🏻
no, thank GOD. ✋🏻🙄 this is the moneymaker 😩🔥
did I listen to come sail away by styx again 😟😔
put it in a letter jane austen 🫵🏻🤨🙄
THERE’S AN AWARD FOR MOST HANDSOME YOUNG MAN 🤬
oh subway 😩😩😩
Agitating My Sciatica 🫷🏻😤😒🤨
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
Hoping this post can bring some light back into my life
lets hope this is da one
i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you
Crossover ship: Craig Pelton/Darryl Whitefeather
I DON'T CARE IF YOU WEAR HIGH HEELS OR A TIE (OR BOTH) (OR NEITHER 😏)
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
you ☝️ just 👻 lost 🥺 you ☝️ just 👻 lost 🥺 a 😕 game 🏀 you ☝️ just 👻 lost 🥺 you ☝️ just 👻 lost 🥺 a 😕 game 🏀 with 🤞 troOy 😘
WARNING!!!!
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
oh my god
I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS
HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T
I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!
oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.
not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3
FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED.
DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION.
IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN.
ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!
!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!
uh no im not allowing sex trafficking imma just reblog thisss-
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RE-FOKIN-BLOG MATE
Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and
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DON’T GIVE ANOTHER THOUGHT AND JUST REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW
I DONT CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS, REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
REBLOG!!
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!!! REBLOG THIS! YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE!!
REBLOGGG
I’M SORRY IF I BOTHERED YOU BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
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Tag your friends for more awareness!!!!
no think. just clicking reblog. -Luci, probably
Oh we’re reblolgging? Is that what we’re doing? Okie!
*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*
Sorry to bring this back but I just got a text like that today so. Protecting others means informing them.
all my mutuals please reblog this
@one-time-i-dreamt @a-hobit @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @owl-house-incorrectly
Every big-ish blog I’ve ever interacted with, help, please!
REBLOGGING
Reblogging the heck outta this!!
THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE!!!
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS FOR WHAT EVER IS OUT THERE’S SAKE
NOW
PLEASE REBLOG THIS
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I’m so sorry this is the only people I could think of stay safe everyone!!!! please
What the fuck guys
Please reblog this
REBLOGGING
Obligatory reblog! @imhumanguysiswear @childlikegoblinqueen @teaontoasty @spinaroos-47 @smokestarrules Sorry if this bothers you but I do know someone who has received these messages so it better not to take any chances!
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OK so remember how we were talking about how different characters in the show style themselves differently ar certain points to make themselves into something their love interest would like? Like Nancy dressing more New Wave-y to fit Jonathan's musical tastes, Lucas wearing the Karate Kid-inspired shirt because Max was crushing on Ralph Macchio, etc?
Remember this part?
Well.....
Tom Cruise in Taps, 1981
I rest my case
this is troy and britta